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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-03-2002 01:51:03 AM
As I mentioned earlier in a thread about the community college I go to, the campus has a large abundance of squirrels living in the trees and forest that surround the buildings.

I was sitting on one of the many convenient benches around the campus reading when I noticed a girl trying to make friends with one of the local squirrels. She was making cooing noises, kissy faces, stuff like that. Her face was maybe two feet from this squirrel. This may not have been a wise move on her part, because said squirrel jumped onto her face like it was a large tree limb. It was there for maybe two seconds before it was driven off by the girl's screaming. She and I were the only people in the immediate area, so in a short while some people came running over having heard the screaming. They thought someone was being raped or something.

All they found was this girl freaking out with some tiny scratches on her face, and me struggling to breathe because I was laughing so hard I fell backwards off the bench.

God, after reading about female genitalia mutilation you need a pick-me-up like that.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-03-2002 01:52:21 AM
Comedy golf!

How does this broad feel about you now?

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nem-x
posted 10-03-2002 01:52:28 AM
No date for joo! joo...flop.
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-03-2002 01:53:30 AM
quote:
Humble Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Comedy golf!

How does this broad feel about you now?

Comedy golf? O_o

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-03-2002 01:54:23 AM
I guess camel spiders aren't the only things that will try to eat your face.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-03-2002 01:54:46 AM
The girl was a complete stranger, so I dunno what she thinks of me.

Nor do I really care.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Kirane
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 02:22:26 PM
We have squirrls at my coummity college also, I'm gonna tell the girls in my class to go kiss them.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 10-03-2002 02:36:38 PM
The squirrel must have thought she was nuts.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-03-2002 02:51:01 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Captain Planet:
The squirrel must have thought she was nuts.
garagrfghghsgh


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Urban Ninja
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 02:52:51 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Captain Planet:
The squirrel must have thought she was nuts.

I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL AND DEFECATE ON YOUR CORPSE

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-03-2002 03:05:01 PM
Do you realize what the penalty is for posting bad puns on one of MY threads?

It's the same penalty you get for not keeping the books balanced.

Please, God, let someone catch the reference...

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Mightion Defensor
posted 10-03-2002 03:16:35 PM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
garagrfghghsgh

PUNALITY!

Sorry, my punning skills must be practiced or lost.

Next battah!

[ 10-03-2002: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]

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/dev/null
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 03:20:01 PM
I'll go out on a limb here and just say this:

The squirrel's bark was worse than it's bite?

i == suxx0r

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-03-2002 03:21:59 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on RPC!
I'll go out on a limb here and just say this:

The squirrel's bark was worse than it's bite?

LAEM!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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MorbId
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 05:34:01 PM
I warn about the squirrels, but no one listens!

And this is what happens.

[ 10-03-2002: Message edited by: MorbId ]

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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 10-03-2002 05:37:20 PM
Man, that's some crazy tail, JooJoo.

*Hides behind a box*

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-03-2002 05:39:02 PM
quote:
Super Kagrama spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Man, that's some crazy tail, JooJoo.

*Hides behind a box*

I don't get it.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 10-03-2002 05:40:09 PM
quote:
MorbId stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I warn about the squirrels, but no one listens!

And this is what happens.

Now they listen.

[ 10-03-2002: Message edited by: Nekralt Avaane ]

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 10-03-2002 05:40:53 PM
quote:
How.... JooJooFlop.... uughhhhhh:
I don't get it.

Tail. Squirrel. Pun

....I'm just no good at these things.

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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MorbId
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 05:40:54 PM
The correct spelling would be tale, since it is a story. But squirrels have tails. Hahaha.
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 10-03-2002 08:31:54 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor thought about the meaning of life:
The squirrel must have thought she was nuts.

i love you, man... *tips back her Dr. Pepper bottle again*

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Mightion Defensor
posted 10-03-2002 08:34:43 PM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about pies:
i love you, man... *tips back her Dr. Pepper bottle again*

Oh, come on... punning opportunities like that don't come along every day...

Ya just gotta pull that trigger.

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