Take care of my elfie while I'm gone!
Can we shave his head?
Sad thing is, I'll probally never hit 56 while on a week's vacation. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Humor disclaimer. 
Safe travels!
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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JooJooFlop had this to say about dark elf butts:
*laughs maniacly for a good five minutes*
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King Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Bring us presents or your life is forfeit.
I could've sworn that said "peasants." Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Anyway. Have fun in the land of dimpled chads, Piper!
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Sentow's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I could've sworn that said "peasants." Help, help, I'm being repressed!Anyway. Have fun in the land of dimpled chads, Piper!
I read peasants too. :P
Speaking of fun, I hope you find the time to stop by Disney World, and impale Donald Duck on a rusty spike.
*hands out various stolen hotel accessories*
I want a bath towel...
Me me me!
Welcome back.
Welcome back, Pips!
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
I want to see how you turned it into pr0n :P
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So quoth Empress Eisuye:
Can I get the Bible?I want to see how you turned it into pr0n :P
WHEEEEE! PIPER'S BACK! AND SHE BROUGHT THE COOLEST GIFTS!
How was the trip?
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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We were all impressed when King Parcelan wrote:
Did you bring me a good present?
*hands parcelan the leftover Hooters wings and a spiffy (used) Hooters beer pitcher with the swankerific Ice Compartment and orange Hooters Ice Compartment lid.*
The trip was actually pretty good, all things considered. Tim managed to get me sick a couple days before I left, which left me with a rip roaring cold for the trade show. Every time I was introduced to a customer, they got that "eww she's gonna contaminate me" look when I said hello =P
Ahhh but what can ya do? The show itself went really well.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael was naked while typing this:
What do you do?
What do I do, or what does my company do?
And why are you awake at this unholy hour?
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Tron:
What do you do within your company, and what does your company do?And why are you awake at this unholy hour?
I'm the VP of Marketing and Media. My department handles all our doc, training materials, ad and graphics designs etc, and coordinates all our conferences and shows.
My company writes software for the security industry.
I'm awake because its nearly noon =)
Mighty fine job you have there, too. Like it?
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Wow Piper, you're a VP? Geez you seem young for it. Not insulting you...but jeez you must be really good at your job hehehehe...s'pretty cool.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Wow Piper, you're a VP? Geez you seem young for it. Not insulting you...but jeez you must be really good at your job hehehehe...s'pretty cool.
I am pretty young (and lucky) to have the position I do. I guess I was just in the right place at the right time.
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Piper attempted to be funny by writing:
*hands parcelan the leftover Hooters wings and a spiffy (used) Hooters beer pitcher with the swankerific Ice Compartment and orange Hooters Ice Compartment lid.*
Hooray!
...but did you also bring back the scales of Infernus, the Hellfire Wyrm, like we asked?
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So quoth Piper:
I am pretty young (and lucky)
And cute.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Alleria Qui'farush wrote:
Graphic Designs?! Are there any job openings?
Yes, I need an assistant technical writer very badly =)
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King Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Hooray!...but did you also bring back the scales of Infernus, the Hellfire Wyrm, like we asked?
Infernus?
I remember... I have them... Somewhere... Ah!
*Pulls the scales out of his backpack, neatly made into scale mail.*
Here they are!
