*looks a the package tied with ribbon and bow on the porch suspiciously*
Okay, who's is that?
It will eat your soul!
quote:
Meridian obviously shouldn't have said:
Whatever it is..It will eat your soul!
Aha! I have infected yet another!
[edit]Stupid j [ 08-04-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
No they didn't. Now open it, the suspense is killing me.
Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Shake your booty
Shake your booty
For... great... justice... [ 08-04-2002: Message edited by: Bloodcookie ]
And don't shake it!
If you don't wanna open it can I? Pleeeease?
NO!
MINE!
*holds it greedily*
*twitches*
I want to drive you nuts waiting for me to!
So HA!
*holds the gift greedily*
Oh, I will find out what's in there. Oh yes...
*secrets away to areas unknown so he may scheme*
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
It's a swarm of evil moths that will eat all the clothes in your house leaving you naked.
Yeah... that would make a small snack for the moths.... 
Actually, I think the moths would gag on the spandex.
*goes back to scheming*
quote:
Khyron had this to say about pies:
It's a swarm of evil moths that will eat all the clothes in your house leaving you naked.
No, because that would please Ah`kiam too much, and it isn't allowable for the husband to be THAT happy.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
No, because that would please Ah`kiam too much, and it isn't allowable for the husband to be THAT happy.
Sez you
Maybe I like mine that happy
Makes them easier to train
I've got it!
...
*realizes what he just did and smacks his forehead with an "Oi"*
Anyway...
*boldly walks up to Jania and looks her in the eye*
I didn't want to have to do this, but you've left me no alternative.
*gives Jania a whopping big hug and, while she is temporarily stunned from her welling anger, snatches the present from her hands*
*runs like hell, giggling madly*
Heyyougivethatbackthat'sJania'spresentyoubigmeaniehead!
She wasn't gonna open it! Just to torture me! Besides, I can't stop now!
*kicks it into high gear, so to speak*
*jumps on JooJooBee's head and digs her front AND back claws in, hissing and spitting*
*digs her claws in tighter, hissing*
You know...high blood pressure isn't good for pregnant mothers and their babies.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael impressed everyone with:
*wanders up beside Jania, eating an ice cream cone...looks at her*You know...high blood pressure isn't good for pregnant mothers and their babies.
That explains why Ah'Kiam is absent from this thread.
Either that, or it's his head in the box...
Rabbits. They're turning into rabbits, they are.
It's moving. In many places at once.
*Tired, frightened and very much confused, he finally succumbs to unconciousness. But not before tossing the present at Jania, which bounces off her hiney and beans Lynora in the head.*
