I hate ham. I really do. I love bacon, i love pork, i hate ham. =) i won't eat it anywhere.
but, sometimes, i'll just get this craving for a ham sandwich. but it's gotta be like grocery store deli ham, and heated up on the stove so it's nice and piping hot. i tried to eat a cold ham sandwich..and it just won't go down, but right now, i'm happily snacking on a hot one.
somebody tell me i'm not abnormal.
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Everyone wondered WTF when aurywoof wrote:
somebody tell me i'm not abnormal.
I can safely say that you're not the only one like that (because I am too).
I can't say that you're not abnormal (because I'm abnormal).
Say...say...not bad, green eggs and ham
I believe I like them, Sam-I-Am
And I'd eat them in a boat, with a billy goat,
I'd eat them in the rain in the dark on a train
In a car, up a tree, they're pretty good, you see
So I'd eat them in a box with a fox
I'd eat them in a house and with the house-mouse
I'd eat them here, I'd eat them there
I'd eat them in my Fruit-of-the-Loom underwear
I think you're ok, Sam-I-Am
Well, I wouldn't let you down, you stubborn old man!
Hey, we should share them, eh, we got enough
...Are you kidding? I don't eat that stuff!
Aury... you're no weirder than the rest of us!
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
You live with Zephy. 
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RPC was listening to Cher while typing:
Of course you're strange.You live with Zephy.
Hey, you don't have to be strange to live with Zephy.
It just helps. 
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mortious wrote:
Hey, you don't have to be strange to live with Zephy.It just helps.
Ok... lets look at this logically.
Zephy == Fruit. Zephy also == perv.
Being exposed to a Fruity Perv on a near-constant basis, if you're not strange now, you will be..... 
Ham is God. Bacon is God. Pork chops are God.
You are just Strange
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Ham is God. Bacon is God. Pork chops are God.
I see we're cooking with a little Polytheist's Helper tonight
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Check out the big brain on nem-x!
Would you eat ham with a fox?
Would you eat ham in a box?
I can't believe no one got this. u r funny.
**I speel gud! [ 07-15-2002: Message edited by: Piper ]
Does this mean anything? No.
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Piper spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Would you eat ham in a box?I can't believe no one got this. u r funny.
**I speel gud!
HEY! I got it...but eh.
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Piper had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I can't believe no one got this. u r funny.
I got it, but did you get BOTH jokes?
Not only is it a Dr Seuss joke, but it's a Zephy joke too.
Personally, I was groaning at the pun too much to reply to it.
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Sutiiben Hantu had this to say about (_|_):
I like ham and bacon but not pork
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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about (_|_):
I got it, but did you get BOTH jokes?Not only is it a Dr Seuss joke, but it's a Zephy joke too.
Personally, I was groaning at the pun too much to reply to it.
I got it too, but then i got it taken away.
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How.... Sutiiben Hantu.... uughhhhhh:
I like ham and bacon but not pork
You know Pork Mean any pig meat. So how can you like Bacon and Ham but not like Pork since they are all the same thing, Pig meat, It would be like saying I like London Broil, but hate beef, or I like wings but hate chicken. Your statement makes no sense.
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Pike probably says this to all the girls:
You know Pork Mean any pig meat. So how can you like Bacon and Ham but not like Pork since they are all the same thing, Pig meat, It would be like saying I like London Broil, but hate beef, or I like wings but hate chicken. Your statement makes no sense.
yes, but they're different classifications of pig meat. you can't be eating a pork chop and say "mmm! what nummy bacon!" you'd look strange.
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aurywoof had this to say about Duck Tales:
yes, but they're different classifications of pig meat. you can't be eating a pork chop and say "mmm! what nummy bacon!" you'd look strange.
Those are diffrent Cuts of pork, same stuff just from diffrent area (I.E. Ham is the pig's ass and leg) To say you don't like pork is saying you don't like any form of pig meat. Maybe it's me but it just seems odd to say soemthing like that.
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There was much rejoicing when Pike said this:
Those are diffrent Cuts of pork, same stuff just from diffrent area (I.E. Ham is the pig's ass and leg) To say you don't like pork is saying you don't like any form of pig meat. Maybe it's me but it just seems odd to say soemthing like that.
i guess it's good that i like pork in general, then
R.
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Check out the big brain on nem-x!
Would you eat ham with a fox?
Why, yes, he did just yesterday!
