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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-11-2002 02:10:24 AM
A chair cushion that cools instead of heats? If so, do they make similar products for bedding?

If not, why not?

And do they make a chemical that inhibits (not kills) the growth of plant life so I don't have to mow my damn lawn so often?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bast
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 02:11:47 AM
I think so... though not sure...

*shakes her magic 8 ball* the answer is not clear

I'M AANILE DAMNIT!!!
you know.. the [(_|_)] rogue..
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-11-2002 02:12:47 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Cuba:
A chair cushion that cools instead of heats? If so, do they make similar products for bedding?

If not, why not?

And do they make a chemical that inhibits (not kills) the growth of plant life so I don't have to mow my damn lawn so often?



You live in Seattle, why do you have a lawn? Also, why do you want it cooler, wasabiatch? IS 67 DEGREES NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-11-2002 02:17:59 AM
quote:
Vorbis of Pie stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:

You live in Seattle, why do you have a lawn? Also, why do you want it cooler, wasabiatch? IS 67 DEGREES NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

Well I don't live in Seattle, I live in Kent. And it's not the heat so much as the humidity, and I'm sick of my ass sticking to the chair through the fabric of my pants.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 07-11-2002 02:21:16 AM
Slowing down cellular reproduction would be closely tied to speeding up cellular reproduction.

If we could speed up cellular reproduction, particularly in plants, affordibly, it would more or less obliterate world hunger. So it's something of a holy grail of science.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-11-2002 02:28:15 AM
quote:
Maradön² had this to say about Captain Planet:
Slowing down cellular reproduction would be closely tied to speeding up cellular reproduction.

If we could speed up cellular reproduction, particularly in plants, affordibly, it would more or less obliterate world hunger. So it's something of a holy grail of science.


Cool. Sounds like that'll be found by guys like me who just want it so they can get out of mowing the lawn on an almost-weekly basis.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-11-2002 02:28:27 AM
Heat is a form of energy. Cooler temperatures are just an absence of such energy. Cold does not radiate in the way that heat does, due to not being an energy form. To build such a pillow, one would need something inside it to suck the heat energy out. Lumpy pillow.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-11-2002 02:30:08 AM
quote:
Dr. Pvednes, PhD stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Heat is a form of energy. Cooler temperatures are just an absence of such energy. Cold does not radiate in the way that heat does, due to not being an energy form. To build such a pillow, one would need something inside it to suck the heat energy out. Lumpy pillow.

The pillow can have thorns jutting out of it for all I care, just as long as it keeps my ass cool.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-11-2002 02:30:20 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Well I don't live in Seattle, I live in Kent. And it's not the heat so much as the humidity, and I'm sick of my ass sticking to the chair through the fabric of my pants.

Oh. Kent, eh. That's what, south of Seattle on I-5? Like, inbetween Seattle and Tacoma? Or Tacoma and the bridge? My geography of Western Washington has started to seriously suck ass.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-11-2002 02:31:54 AM
quote:
Vorbis of Pie had this to say about pies:
Oh. Kent, eh. That's what, south of Seattle on I-5? Like, inbetween Seattle and Tacoma? Or Tacoma and the bridge? My geography of Western Washington has started to seriously suck ass.

Southeast of Seattle by about 45min or so, depending on traffic.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-11-2002 02:33:21 AM
Buy an air conditioner. Energy draining pillows I don't see being around for a while. Nor sell particularily well.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-11-2002 02:33:45 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop thought about the meaning of life:
Southeast of Seattle by about 45min or so, depending on traffic.

I think I bought illegal fireworks from a place near Kent once, was like 80 cents for an M-100, but it acted more like a GD piddly firecracker. I was sadf.

(That was when I was taking a class in the UofW and commuted with my dad from the Peninsula to the U district (about 3 hours each way))

Maradon!
posted 07-11-2002 02:43:19 AM
Well it doesn't have to be cold perpetually.

All you'd need would be a stuffing with a very, very high specific heat, and then cool it down a whole lot. It'll absorb a lot of heat energy before it stopped feeling cold.

Thing is, though, that most things with a high specific heat tend to be dense. Maybe some sort of heavy gel...

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-11-2002 02:47:52 AM
quote:
Maradön² had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Thing is, though, that most things with a high specific heat tend to be dense. Maybe some sort of heavy gel...

Which can be good material for cushions and pillows.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-11-2002 02:47:57 AM
Like a medical coldpack, you mean?
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-11-2002 02:50:44 AM
quote:
Dr. Pvednes, PhD wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Like a medical coldpack, you mean?

Yes, but one that can be kept cold with electrical current.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 07-11-2002 03:02:36 AM
quote:
Verily, JooJooFlop doth proclaim:
Yes, but one that can be kept cold with electrical current.

maybe with one, or a couple, of those little refrigeration things OC nuts use to keep processors cool...

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-11-2002 03:03:48 AM
Easy solution. Get two medical coldpacks, and use one. When it gets warm, put it back in the freezer and use the other one. then when that gets warm repeat process.
Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 07-11-2002 03:11:01 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by JooJooFlop:
Well I don't live in Seattle, I live in Kent. And it's not the heat so much as the humidity, and I'm sick of my ass sticking to the chair through the fabric of my pants.

Goddamn! I HATE that!

Moo.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-11-2002 05:08:42 AM
Instead of having a leather or psuedo leather seat get a fabric one, mine is just this fuzzy cloth and I have never had sweat problems, it jsut kinda absorbs it and then dissapears from evaporation.
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 07-11-2002 05:14:23 AM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper was naked while typing this:
Instead of having a leather or psuedo leather seat get a fabric one, mine is just this fuzzy cloth and I have never had sweat problems, it jsut kinda absorbs it and then dissapears from evaporation.

Ditto.

hey
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-11-2002 08:43:56 AM
Someone quoted me and I wasnt wrong? Oh my (possibly existing) god
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