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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-13-2002 06:56:37 PM
It may just be the first game to have a furry race available, in which I prefer NOT to play that race.

Unless, that is, someone decides to change the way Khajiit walk and run so they don't look like they've been recently castrated.

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 06-13-2002 06:57:52 PM
Wow, they're bipedal cats and they WALK LIKE BIPEDAL CATS!

Oh my god, CALL THE FUCKING POLICE.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-13-2002 07:07:58 PM
I dunno, I like the way EQ did the Vah'Shir better than the way Bethesda did the Khajiit... The Khajiit just... ugh.
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 06-13-2002 07:09:07 PM
I'm terribly sorry they don't suit your furry needs. Or, not really, because I think they look fine, but okay.
Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 06-13-2002 07:26:50 PM
Sorry, Suddar, but I have to agree with Khyron here. I think there's a line between "walking like a bipedal cat" and "walking like the boots I can't wear have been shoved into my rectum."

If cats had evolved to the point that they could walk on two legs, I'd imagine they'd also have evolved to the point where they wouldn't waddle when doing so.

What bothers me more is that, despite the mention made of Khajiit ranging from elflike beings to lions that walk upright, only the catpeople made it through.

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Steven Steve
posted 06-13-2002 07:34:21 PM
I always thought that the Argonians walked the funniest...
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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-13-2002 07:36:17 PM
quote:
Sutiiben Hantu Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I always thought that the Argonians walked the funniest...

It seems like Argonians and Kajiit almost have the exact same body models and were modeled to move in the same way

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-13-2002 07:41:57 PM
Another thing to note. Watch a Khajiit walk.

I found out the reason that they walk so weird. They've got a stick shoved straight up their ass. And don't tell me that's their tail, because tails do not stand straight out and rigid when walking. At least, no cat I've ever seen has ever acted like that.

Steven Steve
posted 06-13-2002 07:42:08 PM
Maybe Bethesda just doesn't like personified animals
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Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 06-13-2002 07:46:25 PM
Play in First Person.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-13-2002 07:47:19 PM
quote:
Terena Azal thought about the meaning of life:
Play in First Person.

Welp, there goes the fun of getting cool-looking armor.

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 06-13-2002 07:49:59 PM
Once you find a nice robe you won't worry too much about cool looking armor.
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UBT
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 08:26:08 PM
quote:
It may just be the first game to have a furry race available, in which I prefer NOT to play that race

Actually, Wizardy 8 has a cat race, and has been out for a while.

Steven Steve
posted 06-13-2002 08:40:46 PM
And then again, Daggerfall had Khajits in it

darr

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UBT
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 08:42:12 PM
no, it had lizard men in it if I remember right. It has been about 8 years since I've played it though, so I could be wrong.
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 06-13-2002 08:44:55 PM
Uh, he meant first game that had a "furry" race that he didn't want to play.

Not the first game to have a furry race.

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Suddar Williams ]

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-13-2002 08:45:04 PM
quote:
From the book of UBT, chapter 3, verse 16:
no, it had lizard men in it if I remember right. It has been about 8 years since I've played it though, so I could be wrong.

Lizard people and Kats
They've had the same races since Arena (I remember this...I had to be like...8 when I played Arena)

Steven Steve
posted 06-13-2002 08:45:58 PM
quote:
Suddar Williams had this to say about Pirotess:
Uh, he meant first game that had a "furry" race that he didn't want to play.

Not the first game to have a furry race.


SILENCE!!

And Daggerfall had both Argonians and Khajits in it. Remember the black spandexy Khajit suit? Yeah.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-13-2002 08:48:47 PM
I bribe or admire every single female Kajiit I see, until they're 100/100 with me. The way they purr the word "Friend" out turns me on.

... and when they offer to share their sugar, oh boy!

Steven Steve
posted 06-13-2002 09:05:53 PM
Just kill them and tear their clothes off
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-13-2002 09:07:33 PM
I like cold skin, but I prefer warm fur.
Steven Steve
posted 06-13-2002 09:14:27 PM
Then throw a fireball at them
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-13-2002 09:18:41 PM
Burning genitals != fun
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 06-13-2002 09:25:07 PM
quote:
Mortious thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Burning genitals != fun

Unless they're someone else's. Right?

Not that I've ever done anything like that. Closest I've ever gotten is dousing sheep with oil, lighting them on fire, and making them panic/stampede through a quaint little village. Wiped out the village, and cooked my dinner all in one go, a real time saver.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 11:39:22 PM
So Morrowind has no elves?
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-13-2002 11:40:33 PM
Yes, there are elves.

Wood Elves
Dark Elves
High Elves

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 06-13-2002 11:40:38 PM
Dark, High, and Wood elves are there.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-13-2002 11:40:46 PM
quote:
Star Collective Model 2000 was programmed to say:
So Morrowind has no elves?

Actually, it has dark elves and wood elves.

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