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Topic: Drysart and Piper!
MadCat
Pancake
posted 06-02-2002 04:15:55 AM
For the love of God and all else that is holy, will you two STOP having sex on top of the server?

It tends to disrupt connectivity...

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

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Muffin Bird
Pancake
posted 06-02-2002 04:19:27 AM
*chirp*
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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 06-02-2002 04:20:27 AM
quote:
MadCat probably says this to all the girls:
It tends to disrupt connectivity...

So does uploading back-up copies of your porn server, foo.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-02-2002 04:24:29 AM
/syn on

eh? umm.. dude? neither he nor I could get into IRC and the boards..

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-02-2002 04:33:25 AM
Wouldn't it just be easier to log into Synjari, rather than typing "/synjari on" with every post?

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 06-02-2002 05:22:14 AM
Is that whats been messing up the boards?

BAD DRYSART! no more nookie for you! Now fix the boards!!

Veni, vidi, vici
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-02-2002 05:24:20 AM
It would, Snoots but lord knows if KaL remembers his password.. I on the other hand have fairly simplistic ways of choosing passwords =P He's gotta be all silly about it

-Syn

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 06-02-2002 09:33:55 AM
quote:
Muffin Bird Model 2000 was programmed to say:
*chirp*
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Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 06-02-2002 09:36:34 AM
Sorry guys Its just so big and warm, and that super cooling fan vibrates just right. We'll try to be more considerate.

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 06-02-2002 09:45:13 AM
LOVE YOU PIPS!
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 06-02-2002 09:55:17 AM
=))

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
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MadCat
Pancake
posted 06-02-2002 09:56:31 AM
quote:
Piper had this to say about Captain Planet:
Sorry guys Its just so big and warm, and that super cooling fan vibrates just right. We'll try to be more considerate.

Can I like.. buy it? I have.. people that will be interested in that.. *hatches plot to build new geek-oriented sex toys! oho!~*

Anyway.. joo r forgiven and all. Just, try to do it when nobody's around


Edit: I'd jump on the bandwagon with Synny and say I lubs joo too but I don't want to have a rabid Drysart chasing me around with his banstick oho!

[ 06-02-2002: Message edited by: MadCat ]

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 06-02-2002 10:04:02 AM
cmon.. Drys' banstick is what got us into this mess in the first place

*hides behind Pips and MadCat*

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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MadCat
Pancake
posted 06-02-2002 10:06:14 AM
quote:
Synjari's account was hax0red to write:
cmon.. Drys' banstick is what got us into this mess in the first place

*hides behind Pips and MadCat*

errr.. I thought that was his.. er.. lightsaber that got us into this mess?

oh shit.. what have I gotten myself into..

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 06-02-2002 10:07:40 AM
*whistles*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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MadCat
Pancake
posted 06-02-2002 10:10:45 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Synjari stammered:
*whistles*

Elaborate plzkthxla~

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 06-02-2002 10:11:08 AM
*grins at MadCat drunkenly* I love you
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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MadCat
Pancake
posted 06-02-2002 10:14:22 AM
quote:
Synjari thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
*grins at MadCat drunkenly* I love you

Oho!~ Lets have hot hot sexxor on the EC server@!# RAR!

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 06-02-2002 10:32:56 AM
OH YAES! *ungf ungf ungf ungf&
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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MadCat
Pancake
posted 06-02-2002 10:38:05 AM
quote:
Synjari obviously shouldn't have said:
OH YAES! *ungf ungf ungf ungf&

OHO!~ *UNFUNFUNFUNF* *UNFUNFUNFUNFSPLURT* kthxla~

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

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Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 06-02-2002 10:40:46 AM

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 06-02-2002 10:45:50 AM
Pipspipsips.;

i r drunken fool

*slumps down with a giggle*

I dont know why I got this drunk in the morning but its a change and kinna fun *rofl* what did I just say?

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 06-02-2002 11:15:30 AM
quote:
MadCat had this to say about (_|_):
For the love of God and all else that is holy, will you two STOP having sex on top of the server?

It tends to disrupt connectivity...


It tens to disrupt everyone. Especially to those at the age younger than 18. stop k plz thx#@!3!!2@!~

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MadCat
Pancake
posted 06-02-2002 11:51:29 AM
quote:
Alleria Qui'farush was naked while typing this:

It tens to disrupt everyone. Especially to those at the age younger than 18. stop k plz thx#@!3!!2@!~

Well then let's get rid of all sexual innuendo Including scantily clad chicks in sig pics *shrug*

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

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