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Topic: The EverCrest Hierarchy
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-30-2002 10:35:48 PM
Drysart above all followed by King Parce, yes?

So where does High Priestess Suchii, and Master Magician Lenlalron fall? And Empress Eiuysiuiyisue? And me, of course...

Lets see if we can all agree on something.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-30-2002 10:37:16 PM
They all fit in below me. Blind "God-Emperor" Swordsman.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-30-2002 10:37:43 PM
High Priestess Suchii and Master Magician Lenlalron both rule over their respective orders. Suchii commands religion; Lenlalron magical order.

I'm the head of a neighboring empire.

Everyone else I've got no clue about.

(spell my name right. Grr.)



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 05-30-2002 10:39:01 PM
I'll solve this easily.

I win, everyone else loses.

GO ME!

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 05-30-2002 10:42:50 PM
helo my futuare girlfiend!!!!!!11111
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 05-30-2002 10:43:52 PM
I call vilagge idiot, but if hats allready taken I guess ill settle for surf, but if I have a hard time finding employment I coulld always fall back on my skills of beign a peon


*sends his heavily padded resume to all newly title rulers*


thiers no point of a hieracrchy without somone on the bttom, I volunteer


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
MorbId
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 10:46:37 PM
I'm a highly expendable cabalist or equivalent minion.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 05-30-2002 10:47:55 PM
quote:
Batty impressed everyone with:
I'll solve this easily.

I win, everyone else loses.

GO ME!


u sux n00b

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 05-30-2002 10:48:42 PM
I claim whore caremaster!!!
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-30-2002 10:51:43 PM
To simplify this...

Anyone who is titleless, whether that title be serf or lord, falls under the title of "minion". My minion. You might be the type of cool ninja minion I throw at spiky-haired protagonists to keep them away from my evil magic research. You might be Evil Henchman #394. All the luck of the draw...



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 05-30-2002 10:54:57 PM
quote:
Batty had this to say about dark elf butts:
I'll solve this easily.

I win, everyone else loses.

GO ME!


I oppress you.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 10:57:41 PM
quote:
Empress Eisuye impressed everyone with:
To simplify this...

Anyone who is titleless, whether that title be serf or lord, falls under the title of "minion". My minion. You might be the type of cool ninja minion I throw at spiky-haired protagonists to keep them away from my evil magic research. You might be Evil Henchman #394. All the luck of the draw...


So.. you are your own minion? Neat! Just a joke! Dont keel me, plz

I'll be a peon.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-30-2002 11:01:05 PM
You failed to mention Piper.

For that you will probably burn.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-30-2002 11:02:07 PM
One Prarrie dawg ta rule dem all, and in da darkness bind us.

Kneel before our new king!

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Deathbeam Warhero
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 11:04:52 PM
quote:
Verily, diadem doth proclaim:
One Prarrie dawg ta rule dem all, and in da darkness bind us.

Kneel before our new king!


Does that mean there were other, lesser prarie dogs handed out to Elves, Dwarfs, and Humans?

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-30-2002 11:06:23 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Deathbeam Warhero:
Does that mean there were other, lesser prarie dogs handed out to Elves, Dwarfs, and Humans?

Well, someone had to take care of us.

Marien Sutoma
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 11:08:11 PM
Oh PLEASE, you're all clearly violating the will of the Divine, which, of course, can only be expressed to me and interpreted by me.
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-30-2002 11:08:39 PM
Testest...
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-30-2002 11:08:52 PM
quote:
Pontifecta Maxima Rosaline had this to say about Captain Planet:
Oh PLEASE, you're all clearly violating the will of the Divine, which, of course, can only be expressed to me and interpreted by me.

Your name has three words in it.

Nobody has the attention span to read it all and know your position

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-30-2002 11:10:22 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and King Parcelan was all like:
Your name has three words in it.

Nobody has the attention span to read it all and know your position


I disagree.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-30-2002 11:10:43 PM
quote:
Chief Justice Gydyon stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I disagree.

So do I.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-30-2002 11:11:40 PM
quote:
Grand Sorceror Waisztarroz had this to say about Duck Tales:
So do I.

Well it don't matter, because you both suck.

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-30-2002 11:15:00 PM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Well it don't matter, because you both suck.

I don't have to follow your kingship!

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-30-2002 11:15:35 PM
quote:
Grand Sorceror Waisztarroz painfully thought these words up:
I don't have to follow your kingship!

I don't recall giving you a choice in the matter.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-30-2002 11:16:47 PM
quote:
Empress Eisuye stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
To simplify this...

Anyone who is titleless, whether that title be serf or lord, falls under the title of "minion". My minion. You might be the type of cool ninja minion I throw at spiky-haired protagonists to keep them away from my evil magic research. You might be Evil Henchman #394. All the luck of the draw...


I am a Dragon, and that it title enough.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 05-30-2002 11:17:15 PM
I clean the poop deck.
"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-30-2002 11:17:26 PM
quote:
King Parcelan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Well it don't matter, because you both suck.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-30-2002 11:18:16 PM
I conquer Leopold.

*conquer*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 05-30-2002 11:18:33 PM
Yes, you do.

It says, right there, in the n00b guide, that prairie dogs are to be obeyed at all costs or some such.

Wait a second....

RIOT!!!

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-30-2002 11:21:50 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Chief Justice Gydyon wrote:

It's okay, CJ Gydyon, we don't need his stupid government! Let's make a Revolution!

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
LeMiere
posted 05-30-2002 11:22:36 PM
Ohh well.. I'm just the concubine of one of the pretty ladies.. I'm not saying whooooo~!

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 05-30-2002 11:25:06 PM
Wake me up when this trend is over.
Marien Sutoma
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 11:27:55 PM
quote:
LeMiere stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Ohh well.. I'm just the concubine of one of the pretty ladies.. I'm not saying whooooo~!


Woot!

Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 05-30-2002 11:29:28 PM
quote:
Mr. Duck spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Wake me up when this trend is over.

3 months.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-30-2002 11:29:59 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Cap'n Elethi wrote:
3 months.
Heh, good point.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Marien Sutoma
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 11:36:32 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when The Black Mage... said this:
[QUOTE]Nobody really understood why Cap'n Elethi wrote:
[qb]3 months.

Heh, good point.[/QB][/QUOTE]

Except I decided not to mar my main account with it...

Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 05-30-2002 11:38:09 PM
quote:
Pontifecta Maxima Rosaline had this to say about Pirotess:
Except I decided not to mar my main account with it...

Shush. They would have never noticed the flaw in my plan.

Of course I did.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 05-30-2002 11:44:48 PM
Wow. I hadn't realized quite how many people have been adding titles until this thread.

What happens when the royalty becomes the majority? Do the royalty get a royalty of their own, "King of Kings" and so on?

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 05-30-2002 11:51:45 PM
Y'see...this whole royalty thing will pass on in a couple weeks and people will be kicking themselves for choosing that displayed name.

Therefore, I win, everyone else loses. Accept it. Me > all of you. Thanks.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 05-30-2002 11:52:19 PM
if ANYONE should be master magician, it should be ME!

tells her pet to attack lenlaron

BWAH

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