Now about this influx of new people... whoever is guilty of pinning up ec ad flyers on the telephone poles outside of the local funny farm, report to my office for disciplinary action.
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Piper had this to say about Reading Rainbow:Now about this influx of new people... whoever is guilty of pinning up ec ad flyers on the telephone poles outside of the local funny farm, report to my office for disciplinary action.
coming..
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Piper had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
report to my office for disciplinary action.
Does this disciplinary action involve the whips and chains, mistress?
*shows off her new Geisha outfit* you like??
Oh, did he pass inspection? Parents all cool with him?
I think he passed inspection. 
Hell Ken's folks are buggen us to buy a house and "get married when ever you feel comfortable" mind you we've been together for 3 years...
lol
Wow... your parents must be rather lax in their standards Piper... 
Glad to see yer back in one piece and glad to see Drysart passed inspection. For a minute I was worried he showed off the banstick and got shot or something...
What sort of job?
Glad to hear things went so well.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
quote:WAREZ-*ZzzZzaAaapP* ARRrarhghghhhhhhghhh...
So quoth Comrade Snoota:
Azeroth used the W word!
[ 05-28-2002: Message edited by: Black Mage... ]
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Comrade Snoota had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Azeroth used the W word!
Snoota, with our forces combined, we could have a double executioning banning; one ban for Piper to have and one for Drysart.
It'd be so cute. 
Yes, that's right, hot live sex! Hope it was a low stress visit with the folks!
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Waisztarroz got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Really, all that happened while you were gone was we gave Red Mage's girlfriend a little crap and we found out ThirdCharm is that Yaltin moron.Glad to hear things went so well.
What? Red Mage's girlfriend forgave him for cheating on him? 
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ACES! Another post by Piper:
What? Red Mage's girlfriend forgave him for cheating on him?
New one.
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Piper got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
What? Red Mage's girlfriend forgave him for cheating on him?
He got a new one. This one's named Red Vixen.
He didn't realize how important typing is on this board and didn't tell her, so her name originally was ReD_ViXeN or some crap, and she kept typing short words like "ppl" or "msg".
I think we've cleared things, now, though. Canadians are just a little slow on the uptake.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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Piper had this to say about Duck Tales:
What? Red Mage's girlfriend forgave him for cheating on him?
I think he has another girlfriend now. I haven't really been paying attention.
In other news, no one on the boards is allowed to say negative things about their day, themselves, or life in general, even if the extent of that negativity is, "I don't like my job."
His Most Highly Exalted Praire Dog Parcelan saw Attack of the Clones, and all is merriment.
A gigantic, irradiated sea bass emerged upon Japanese shores and laid waste to Tokyo. Details at 10.
I gave the board its first sampling of the legendary "Form Flame." Dynamite Miracle Ego Boost... GO!
nem-x and Otaku Penguin duked it out over who could write the best Jedi Knight II story.
Some other stuff happened. I wasn't really here for it. Those doughnuts go fast, dude.
Ja'Deth and Lyinar tied the knot. Woots and yars all around!
Of course, you probably already knew all these things, being the quasi-omnipotent cyberdeities that you are.
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Comrade Snoota had this to say about Pirotess:
I also found out that the only people here who want to have sex with me are guys.
That could be a signal that its time to trade in the lace neglige and heels for maybe some combat boots and fatigues. Unless of course you're satisfied with this discovery.
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How.... Piper.... uughhhhhh:
That could be a signal that its time to trade in the lace neglige and heels for maybe some combat boots and fatigues. Unless of course you're satisfied with this discovery.
Snoota is sexy.
Obviously Piper got all traces of blue paint off before meeting the folks. 
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There was much rejoicing when Piper said this:
My dad offered him a job and told us that we couldn't buy a house till we were married. (yes Leaasa, I told him never use the "m" word again)
I think he passed inspection.
son of a bitch. I didn't think I needed to give your dad the lecture. honestly.
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Leaasa said this about your mom:
son of a bitch. I didn't think I needed to give your dad the lecture. honestly.
I was walking inside from the patio (to fill up my wine glass) when he said it. I damn near spilt what was left in my glass. I was shocked to say the least.
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Soldar thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Where are you in Michigan? For some reason, I want to meet you two.
Saginaw/Bay City area.
Edit: Well then... Now to get a car. And a license. [ 05-28-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]
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From the book of Soldar, chapter 3, verse 16:
Wow. Just around an hour and 20 minutes away according to mapquest.comEdit: Well then... Now to get a car. And a license.
Heheh, my bro drives that far for coffee.
