Parc-Hello, my name is Parcelan, and im an alcaholic prairie dog
Parcelan Searches For Inspiration.
But that's a squirrel so it doesn't work too well.
Anyway.. why is it everytime someone posts a picture of a squirrel (most of them with very humanlike traits), people start making Parcelan jokes?
That's it.
Everytime someone mentions a dragon, I expect Palador jokes.
Everytime someone mentions a ninja, I expect Pocky and RIG jokes.
Everytime someone mentions Ducks, I expect jokes about Maradon and Mr. Duck.
Everytime someone mentions impotency, I expect jokes about Fazumzen and DBZ.
Everytime someone mentions Grammar, I expect jokes about Mog and Kagrama.
I could go on for awhile here. Parce ain't a Squirrel.
However, we need someone to volunteer to become a squirrel. Like Secret Squirrel, you must work long hours defending wherever the hell you're supposed to live. Bloodsage will become a large Water Bison and give you orders. I shall also turn Karnaj into a Mole to be your sidekick.
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Bajah had this to say about Knight Rider:
Everytime someone mentions a ninja, I expect Pocky and RIG jokes.
*sneaks up behind Bajah and ganks his Pocky, then FLIPS THE FUCK OUT AND KILLS HIM*
Ok, I'm done here.... *munch,munch*
Guinness rocks!
[ 05-09-2002: Message edited by: Nith D'vaz ]
Where do I start?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
We still need our squirrel volunteer, though :/
][ 05-09-2002: Message edited by: Ferret ]
Okey, how it works is that Bloodsage will come up with really stupid missions for you to do. And then you drag off Karnaj to assist in these missions! Usually, you'll fight against really strange bad guys... I'll leave those up to Bloodsage.
On occasion, you should visit Mortious the Brit guy to get super secret technology for your missions!
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Bajah thought about the meaning of life:
Everytime someone mentions Ducks, I expect jokes about Maradon and Mr. Duck.
You mean you don't hear jokes about me and Mr. Duck?
First mission: retrieve the missing Poing!.
Situation Update: The Poing! was last seen in the evil clutches of the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man as he trampled New York in 1984. Although it hasn't been seen since, rumors hint that an infestation of bad wordplay may be at the heart of the matter. So get thee to a punnery, where you will encounter the dreaded ER Delphi Soap Star . . . .
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
