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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-08-2002 08:09:46 AM
http://www2.coca-cola.com/ourcompany/brandlist.html#J
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 05-08-2002 08:31:53 AM
hmm...
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 05-08-2002 09:00:32 AM
mmmmmmmmm... Limca... Best. Drink. Evar.
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-08-2002 10:15:15 AM
Pepsi > Coke!
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-08-2002 10:24:48 AM
quote:
Isis Pandoria thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Pepsi > Coke! COKE > pepsi

Here we go again ...

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-08-2002 10:33:40 AM
PEPSI > COKE


Couldn't let it go without another small fight.

[ 05-08-2002: Message edited by: Isis Pandoria ]

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 05-08-2002 10:56:19 AM

A pair of these, beats your joker. Fool.

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 05-08-2002 10:59:46 AM
Prints out the list of Coke Products

HOLY SHIT YO!!

SEVEN FRIGGING PAGES@@!!!

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Ryuujin
posted 05-08-2002 11:55:28 AM
quote:
Isis Pandoria had this to say about Punky Brewster:
PEPSI > COKE
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Taeldian
Pancake
posted 05-08-2002 12:33:35 PM
Mountain Dew > Dr. Pepper > Pepsi > Coke
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-08-2002 12:35:50 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Talorynn:

A pair of these, beats your joker. Fool.


roofles!

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-08-2002 12:55:16 PM
Sobe > Mountain Dew > Pepsi > Coke.
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-08-2002 12:57:29 PM
> Coke > Root Beer > Other stuff

[ 05-08-2002: Message edited by: Black Mage ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-08-2002 01:02:14 PM
coke über alles!
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-08-2002 01:30:15 PM
Cream soda > Root beer > mountain dew/sprite > orange soda >>>>>> dog shit > Coke = Pepsi.

Coke and Pepsi are nasty.

[ 05-08-2002: Message edited by: Waisztarroz ]

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-08-2002 01:31:54 PM
quote:
Blind Swordsman attempted to be funny by writing:
coke über alles!
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Maradon!
posted 05-08-2002 01:39:55 PM
It's fun to state meaningless opinions as fact
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-08-2002 01:41:45 PM
quote:
Maradön?'s fortune cookie read:
It's fun to state meaningless opinions as fact

I know! isn't it?

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 05-08-2002 01:55:23 PM
quote:
Verily, Waisztarroz doth proclaim:
Cream soda > Root beer > mountain dew/sprite > orange soda >>>>>> dog shit > Coke = Pepsi.

Coke and Pepsi are nasty.


your fridge seems to be packed with coke...oh wait, thats why it is.
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Nith D'vaz
Pancake
posted 05-08-2002 02:48:32 PM
i like rootbeer better than cherry coke, and cherry coke better than normal coke, coke and pepsi are both the same to me, i dont see what the big deal is
Wherever I go,
everyone is a little bit safer because I am there.
Wherever I am,
anyone in need has a friend.
Whenever I return home,
everyone is happy I am there.
-Robert L. Humphrey (warrior creed)
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-08-2002 03:22:41 PM
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-08-2002 03:30:44 PM
Well, I can die happy now; I've seen Snoota having oral sex with a Coke bottle.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-08-2002 03:31:59 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about Coke:


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Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-08-2002 03:48:34 PM
When I am God, all the water in the world will become Nestea.

My way of telling you all I love you.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 05-08-2002 03:52:40 PM
Jesus > All.


Duh. :P

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 05-08-2002 04:11:05 PM
YAE, nestea, pwease hurry up and become god, i need a goodreligion to convert do, and what good be better than the church of eis

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 05-08-2002 04:12:46 PM
quote:
Isis Pandoria had this to say about (_|_):

roofles!


[ 05-08-2002: Message edited by: Bajah ]

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-09-2002 12:49:23 AM
quote:
Karnaj stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Well, I can die happy now; I've seen Snoota having oral sex with a Coke bottle.

I would have been banned for what happened after that.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 05-09-2002 12:55:14 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about pies:
Well, I can die happy now; I've seen Snoota having oral sex with a Coke bottle.

Er...doesn't EVERYONE have oral sex with their coke bottles when drinking coke, then?

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 05-09-2002 01:05:22 AM
New developement:

Snootay: You lick the side of your coke bottle while drinking coke?
Ph33rDensetsu: no, but everyone gives oral sex to the opening
Snootay: Not me.
Snootay: That's where I stick my cock in. I just lick the side.
Snootay: Errr.
Snootay: Pretend you didn't hear that.
Ph33rDensetsu: ...except you

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-09-2002 01:06:01 AM
...what?
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Taylen
Pancake
posted 05-09-2002 03:14:51 AM
W....T....H!
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-09-2002 03:50:55 AM
In the Coke bottle? I don't think it would f- Ah, nevermind...
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-09-2002 03:52:01 AM
Shhhhhh.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 05-09-2002 03:54:33 AM
quote:
Isis Pandoria wrote this stupid crap:
In the Coke bottle? I don't think it would f- Ah, nevermind...

It's Snoota, of course it would!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-09-2002 03:55:59 AM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about Cuba:
It's Snoota, of course it would!

..And YOU would know?

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By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-09-2002 03:57:23 AM
She is much more qualified to speak on the subject than you, Den.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-09-2002 03:58:13 AM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
She is much more qualified to speak on the subject than you, Den.

Are you sure you haven't been cheating on me with Den?

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-09-2002 03:59:05 AM
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU MONKEY!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 05-09-2002 04:01:26 AM
That was supposed to be a secret, wasn't it?

Shit..

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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