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Topic: My baby
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-30-2002 03:04:21 PM
This is my baby.

This is where my baby sleeps.

I love my baby. Oh.. and this is me (Oho~ i r fugly... and stoned by the looks of it). There's one problem with this spiffy new high-res digicam, it's very easy to use, so I'll be hiding it from my sis.

[ 04-30-2002: Message edited by: Mortious ]

Addy
posted 04-30-2002 03:06:41 PM
Mort is a British artist!

Nice desk. Can I move in?

CBTao
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 03:07:01 PM
chessus, he even looks like he hates the world and would like to bring a plague of death on it...gotta get that red under the eyes thing goin... *scribbles notes*
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 04-30-2002 03:08:56 PM
Spoony stoned brit!

What sound card is that? SB Platnum?

Veni, vidi, vici
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 04-30-2002 03:10:21 PM
This is freaky..

Back until I moved here to Oklahoma...

I had the exact, IDENTICAL type of desk.

I am not kidding.. MORT STOLE MY DESK!!

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 04-30-2002 03:10:48 PM
oooooooo... nice setup... can I have your desk?
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-30-2002 03:16:30 PM
Nonononono... this is where you're supposed to say, "No, Mort, you're not fugly. You're a sexual demon."

Women only want me for my desk.

[ 04-30-2002: Message edited by: Mortious ]

Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 04-30-2002 03:16:56 PM
quote:
Azakias stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
This is freaky..

Back until I moved here to Oklahoma...

I had the exact, IDENTICAL type of desk.

I am not kidding.. MORT STOLE MY DESK!!


He stole my mouse... that.. im.. uh, still using, yeah.

And my hamster wants to pimp mort.

[ 04-30-2002: Message edited by: Anklebitur D'gnome ]

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 04-30-2002 03:19:02 PM
You look neat.

I wish I looked neat.

Addy
posted 04-30-2002 03:19:18 PM
Bah. You're not ugly. You're ky00t.

Ky00t little Crocodile Hunter British Artist.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-30-2002 03:20:19 PM
Jeez, that new printer dwarves everything else, even my monitor (which is only 17", I need a bigger one). That thing is huge, but it's a great piece of engineering. Photo-quality printing, A3+ printing, automatic double-sided printing mode, and it cost me...

... nothing.

Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 04-30-2002 03:21:33 PM
Mort looks like he is about to pass out.

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Rolin
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 03:21:51 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Fennar said:
Spoony stoned brit!

What sound card is that? SB Platnum?


It's the Audigy Gamer model. I have the same card, expansion panel included. That port on the far right is firewire.
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
keep them doggies rollin'
boy my ass is swolen, rawhide!

The universe is obsolete.
Addy
posted 04-30-2002 03:22:01 PM
I'm still waiting for that Crocodile Hunter impression, Mort.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-30-2002 03:23:00 PM
quote:
Suddar Williams said:
You look neat.

I'm a neat-a-holic. I have a... thing... that makes me want to clean things, and organise any clutter I see.

Unless you mean "neat" as in "cool".

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-30-2002 03:23:22 PM
you look like you would be able to make tons of friends in real-life if you were more extroverted. Meaning, you ain't a fugly piece of refuse.

I want your sound card, bastard.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-30-2002 03:25:03 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Murdoc [remote]:
[QUOTE]It's the Audigy Gamer model. I have the same card, expansion panel included. That port on the far right is firewire.

Fennar was correct. It's the Audigy Platinum, because I needed the sound editing facilities (as basic as they are) that are bundled with it. Plus, I wanted to use good-quality headphones and not have to keep reaching behind my case.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-30-2002 03:27:02 PM
quote:
CBTao thought about the meaning of life:
red under the eyes

Lack of sleep, plus I had a test today.. so I was cramming all last night.

i r bloody knackered

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 04-30-2002 03:30:26 PM
They have TV in england?
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 04-30-2002 03:31:24 PM
Both, actually.

The pictures of your computer/computer area look like something you'd see in an advertisement. Nice and neat and clean and stuff.

And then there's you, and you look cool.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-30-2002 03:32:46 PM
quote:
Blind Swordsman stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
They have TV in england?

..... yes. An amazing five channels through the airwaves (everyone has this), but more through cable. Channels 4 and 5 suck, although 5 is getting a little better as time goes by.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-30-2002 03:35:33 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Optimus Prime:
..... yes. An amazing five channels through the airwaves (everyone has this), but more through cable. Channels 4 and 5 suck, although 5 is getting a little better as time goes by.

Don't you have to buy a liscence to have recieve TV channels in England?

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 04-30-2002 03:36:54 PM
We get 22 channels through airwaves.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-30-2002 03:41:12 PM
quote:
Dr. Vorbis had this to say about Tron:
Don't you have to buy a liscence to have recieve TV channels in England?

Yeah, for the two BBC channels, which have zero adverts. That's the reason you have to pay.

I'd rather pay than have to sit through mind-numbing ads.

Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 04-30-2002 03:41:15 PM
Your TV looks like its about to fall down on your head. Or maybe it allready did, that would explain the photo of you.

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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 04-30-2002 03:47:50 PM
Mort, you do realize that most plagues are very messy, right?

What with the projectile vomiting and organs turning to mush.

Veni, vidi, vici
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-30-2002 03:50:21 PM
Of course I realise that, Fennar. They give me something to clean up after.
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 03:50:22 PM
I hate that desk.

My roommate's SO has one. I spent 4 hours listening to him cuss and scream assembling it. From what he said it's a 2.5 man assembly job.

I need a bigger desk, and your PC is not evil enough Mort.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 04-30-2002 03:53:28 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Of course I realise that, Fennar. They give me something to clean up after.

ok.....

FREEK!

Veni, vidi, vici
Drysart
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 03:56:52 PM
quote:
Mortious impressed everyone with:
I'd rather pay than have to sit through mind-numbing ads.

When do you find time to go to the bathroom?

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-30-2002 04:02:09 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Drysart said:
When do you find time to go to the bathroom?

During the one minute "programs to come later tonight" thingy. Or if I'll be a while, I just tape the rest of the show.

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 04:06:27 PM
quote:
Mortious was naked while typing this:
During the one minute "programs to come later tonight" thingy. Or if I'll be a while, I just tape the rest of the show.

Laptop. USB TV adapter. 'Nuff Said.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 04-30-2002 04:10:39 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
When do you find time to go to the bathroom?

The real question is, when do you find time to go to the bathroom?

according to piper, 90% of commercial breaks simply arent long enough.....

Dont banzor me!

Veni, vidi, vici
Led
*kaboom*
posted 04-30-2002 04:12:23 PM
quote:
Mortious stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I love my baby. Oh.. and this is me (Oho~ i r fugly... and stoned by the looks of it). There's one problem with this spiffy new high-res digicam, it's very easy to use, so I'll be hiding it from my sis.

"No, Mr. Bond... I expect you to DIE!"

rar, sorry, first thing that came to mind ^_^ J00 R ky00t! yaes!

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-30-2002 04:15:16 PM
Thanks, Suchii.

Hey... is it too late to get a Suchii pic-sig? My current one doesn't go too well with my BSM sig.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-30-2002 04:23:11 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Mortious:
Nonononono... this is where you're supposed to say, "No, Mort, you're not fugly. You're a sexual demon."

Women only want me for my desk.


Lets make babies you sexy hunk of man.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 04-30-2002 04:33:15 PM
green eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


UBT has green eyes too!

/swoon

Led
*kaboom*
posted 04-30-2002 05:12:57 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Thanks, Suchii.

Hey... is it too late to get a Suchii pic-sig? My current one doesn't go too well with my BSM sig.


Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-30-2002 05:18:32 PM
ROFL SUCHII!!!
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-30-2002 05:44:20 PM
I was gonna do an animated sigpic, but I couldn't fugging figure out how to do it in ImageReady. sux
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