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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 04-20-2002 07:21:19 PM
Since UBT would be too afraid to post this... I shall!


All the men of EC are welcome to attend his Bachelor party in this thread. Post sexy girl pics! Booze! Cigars! Stuff like that!



I will go first...

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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 04-20-2002 07:25:18 PM
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 04-20-2002 07:27:18 PM
*hoots*
*hollers*
*gets drunk*
*passes out*
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 04-20-2002 07:28:28 PM

No comparison!

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 04-20-2002 07:43:39 PM
quote:
Suddar Williams had this to say about Punky Brewster:
*hoots*
*hollers*
*gets drunk*
*passes out*


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 04-20-2002 07:46:14 PM
I have a feeling this thread won't end well.
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 04-20-2002 07:48:32 PM
Eyyyy whuddya mean!! How could this end badly? We 'ave BEER! *hic*

*collapses on himself again*

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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 04-20-2002 07:51:36 PM

Hmm...well you know what they say: "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!" *proceeds to drink himself stupid*

"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-20-2002 07:55:56 PM
hmm. so. Bajah will sacrifice his girlfriend to the masses of EC in the name of a bachelor party? oi.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 04-20-2002 07:57:11 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
hmm. so. Bajah will sacrifice his girlfriend to the masses of EC in the name of a bachelor party? oi.

She said post sexy girl pics. Not "offer the women you love for the masses of EC."

Silly Deth.

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 04-20-2002 08:08:24 PM
more pics plz!


Illanae sneaks through the bachelor party!

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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-20-2002 08:11:26 PM
Cue Liv Tyler.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 04-20-2002 08:13:29 PM

Charlize Theron!

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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 04-20-2002 08:15:57 PM
...

Shouldn't a dress be more than a piece of see-through cloth?

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UBT
Pancake
posted 04-20-2002 08:20:07 PM
Well, this IS a bachelor party.
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-20-2002 08:21:07 PM
Here's some starters, enjoy.

[ 04-20-2002: Message edited by: Azrael/Cthon ]

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 04-20-2002 08:22:47 PM
Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 04-20-2002 08:24:30 PM
quote:
Illanae painfully thought these words up:

Charlize Theron!

I SEE A NIPPLE!#%

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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-20-2002 08:24:53 PM
CANADIAN STRIPPERS! boobie warning. do not look at work, but since it's a bachelor party, i fudged the rule


This was actually the second google site for Strippers, the first was a furniture sotre. Go figure.

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-20-2002 08:25:04 PM
Two, actually
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 04-20-2002 08:26:15 PM
quote:
This one time, at Suddar Williams camp:
...

Shouldn't a dress be more than a piece of see-through cloth?

No, why would you think that?

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-20-2002 08:27:40 PM
I demand to see someone strip to Bon Jovi's "Bad Medicine." No bachelor party is complete without this.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 04-20-2002 08:27:45 PM
Wonder if it'll show...


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 04-20-2002 08:28:51 PM
quote:
How.... Suddar Williams.... uughhhhhh:
...

Shouldn't a dress be more than a piece of see-through cloth?

Wait'll you see my wedding dress...

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 04-20-2002 08:28:56 PM
quote:
Illanae had this to say about Knight Rider:
Charlize Theron!

... would have made a GREAT Rogue in the X-Men movie if they hadn't turned Rogue into a Jubilee character.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 04-20-2002 08:30:18 PM
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 04-20-2002 08:31:57 PM


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 04-20-2002 08:34:05 PM
*drunkenly* I jesh wanna shay...'dat ALL you ladish of Evercresht is Byootiful! I lovesh ya all! *falls over, face first, into Nae's lap and begins snoring*

[ 04-20-2002: Message edited by: The Last Strider ]

"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 04-20-2002 08:35:56 PM
quote:
How.... The Last Strider.... uughhhhhh:
*drunken;y* I jesh wanna shay...'dat ALL you ladish of Evercresht is Byootiful! I lovesh ya all! *falls over, face first, into Nae's lap and begins snoring*

Illanae yells..

"CLEAN UP ON COUCH 4!"

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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 04-20-2002 08:38:36 PM
BRING ON THE B33R!
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-20-2002 08:38:42 PM
*snaps and two Devils from Heroes 4 appear in a burst of Brimstone, skewer the chibi, and teleport back to Hell to torture it for all eternity*

How's that?

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 04-20-2002 08:39:11 PM
Ah, I see the sudden introduction of Charlize Theron to the thread has caused it to swell to unprecedented proportion. At this rate, it could consume the entire universe in soft core porn.

Keep up the good work, lads!

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-20-2002 08:41:05 PM
As for booze, well, only the best will do...
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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UBT
Pancake
posted 04-20-2002 08:44:04 PM
Regardless of all the women that get posted at my bachelor party, I just want to tell everyone that I will be waking up and marrying the most beautiful of them all, Nae.
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 04-20-2002 08:45:07 PM
Walks in from another thread Heard there was booze and wimminz! BRING IT ON! WOOO HOOO!

I'll go with ol' reliable...

And with that, takes out a bottle of bourbon

Good times...sweet memories...

And, that's a sweet comment, UBT

[EDIT] After UBT posts something nice, I come in all lewd, I'm good with timing..

Ozius

[ 04-20-2002: Message edited by: Ozimander J. Griswald ]

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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-20-2002 08:45:22 PM
quote:
Uniformed BoyToy was listening to Cher while typing:
Regardless of all the women that get posted at my bachelor party, I just want to tell everyone that I will be waking up and marrying the most beautiful of them all, Nae.

You truly are a great guy. I know that you two will be happy together.

Now... PARTY ON!

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UBT
Pancake
posted 04-20-2002 08:45:38 PM
Keep the women coming !
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 04-20-2002 08:47:09 PM
quote:
Uniformed BoyToy had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Keep the women coming !

Oh, you silly Doctor Freud. What would we do without you?

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 04-20-2002 08:49:05 PM
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 04-20-2002 08:49:41 PM
holy cow Trent..
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