I'll start with what I gave:

When I dance, my movements are as quick as a horny rabbit, but have the coordination of raspberry jell-o.

Now you.

I suppose I could learn to dance if I wanted to.

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We were all impressed when D wrote:
I don't.

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I move sinously, like I'mmoving through water, all movements relaxed.

Or I could just mosh. Nothing like beating the crap out of each other - to music!

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent D said:
I don't.

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D had this to say about Knight Rider:
I don't.

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Solstyce had this to say about Pirotess:
Or I could just mosh. Nothing like beating the crap out of each other - to music!

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Ok, for example, anyone old enough to remember Dance Fever? that guy Danny whathisname could dance, and he was an Italian outta Brooklyn. John Travolta ? White polyester suit, he could shake his ass like no one's business.

As the 80's song goes "You can dance if you want to"

Eddie Murphy has scared white people from dancing hehe.

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Verily, Emil doth proclaim:
As the 80's song goes "You can dance if you want to"

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People are just starting to believe the jokes of black comedians.

Jokes that I find incredibly offensive, btw, but I don't piss vinegar and sue someone over them because only complete assheads do that every time they're offended.

I dance like the waves crashing up on the shore. My hips sway as if being drawn to land and then slowly being drawn back to sea.

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MorbId had this to say about John Romero:
In gym class, I dance like a puppet whose strings are only attatched loosely, operated by an amateur. And that's because they were forcing me to do so.

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In other words, I've almost figured out how to Riverdance, minus the tapping part.

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Janus said:
I dace like a statue. Just standing there, refusing to move. With a cold heart and stern face. meaning that a don't.

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Even with the typos, that's me.