But I think of it as more than that. My penis and I have been though great deal together, and will be together for, hopefully, the rest of my life. We are best friends, and have been since I can remember.
My penis has always been there for me when I needed it. My penis has always been there to cheer me up when I am loney. Without my penis, I don't know how I would go on with my life. I mean, how would you go on if you found out your closest pal was gone?
So I say to you, make your penis feel welcomed. Talk to your penis, tell it how beautiful it looks, make it feel good about itself. Above all else, RESPECT YOUR PENIS!
Woman will not have to follow the above editorial
Hell, it makes more sense for an Athiest to talk to God, than for someone to talk to their penis.
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Verily, vertue doth proclaim:
Hell, it makes more sense for an Athiest to talk to God, than for someone to talk to their penis.
This is Delidgamond you're speaking about. He's wangeist.
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This is Delidgamond you're speaking about. He's wangeist.
I ahh, see your point. I retract my statement in the Case of Delidgamond.
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This is a thread that could only be made by you. I might as well agree.......Sure, yeah.
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This is a thread that could only be made by you. I might as well agree.......Sure, yeah.
*sigh* me too.
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Can the females talk to their clitoris instead?
Go for it. 
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!-Sorry, but Mr. Winkie needs it more. He's been down in the dumps lately, and hasn't been able to rise out of his predicament yet.
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