Of course, we owe credit to those who invented these individually. However, whom do we credit for all of it? Well, my theory is as follows:
None of these crazy inventions would be possible without the toilet.
Now, inventions are made by inspiration. And what does inspiration come from? Thought. Lots and lots of thought. And where does man do his best thinking?
You may say in solitude, or in tranquility, but we all know the place where the best thinking is done is on the toilet. There, many things flow, not the least being inspiration!
Thusly, if it weren't for the toilet, the inspiration for the automobile, the telephone, or the Bajah-tranquilizer would have never come to pass!
Ergo, I stand by my claim that the world's greatest invention must be: THE TOILET!
Discuss.
YOU LOSE! 
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Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
[QB]the world's greatest invention must be: THE TOILET!
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I agree
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Mr. Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Now, take a look at our modern world and all its fantastic gadgets. Cellular phones, video games, even horseless carriages!Of course, we owe credit to those who invented these individually. However, whom do we credit for all of it? Well, my theory is as follows:
None of these crazy inventions would be possible without the toilet.
Now, inventions are made by inspiration. And what does inspiration come from? Thought. Lots and lots of thought. And where does man do his best thinking?
You may say in solitude, or in tranquility, but we all know the place where the best thinking is done is on the toilet. There, many things flow, not the least being inspiration!
Thusly, if it weren't for the toilet, the inspiration for the automobile, the telephone, or the Bajah-tranquilizer would have never come to pass!
Ergo, I stand by my claim that the world's greatest invention must be: THE TOILET!
Discuss.
Ive never figured ut while we think at our best while taking a shit.
But that always seems to work like that for me. Ill be sittin here, stuck in a game, then go take a massive giant shit, and will figure out how to get through!
