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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-13-2002 04:24:59 PM
Twist my nipples, and I start to blurt out BBC World News.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-13-2002 04:26:15 PM
Um... eew.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 03-13-2002 04:26:25 PM
We consider that "interrogation".
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 03-13-2002 04:30:21 PM
This gives me a bad idea!

*Ruvyen takes a set of pliers, and some braces, and goes somewhere to work on it.*

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-13-2002 04:37:42 PM
I'm waiting.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-13-2002 04:39:42 PM
*spins Mort's nipple nuts and sends him to Alaska*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 03-13-2002 04:44:13 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and JooJooFlop was all like:
*spins Mort's nipple nuts and sends him to Alaska*

LOL

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-13-2002 04:45:55 PM
I said twist, not spin!

That bloody hurt!

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-13-2002 04:48:32 PM
Maybe that'll learn ya not to present your nipples for public use.

[Edit: Besides, I just can't let such a juicy opportunity for a Red Dwarf reference slide.]

[ 03-13-2002: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-13-2002 04:51:39 PM
Put I enjoy presenting my bodily parts for public use.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 03-13-2002 04:53:21 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Pirotess:
Put I enjoy presenting my bodily parts for public use.

So that means that you-...

Please excuse me.

*Ruvyen breaks out a container of Bleach, a sponge, and a saw for cutting his skull open.*

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-13-2002 05:01:03 PM
My spelling goes kaput when I get over-excited.
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-13-2002 05:02:44 PM
EEEEK! =)
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-13-2002 05:17:46 PM
I can hear the voice but I don't wanna listen...
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Beer.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-13-2002 05:25:20 PM
quote:
Mortious thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
My spelling goes kaput when I get over-excited.

Ah, so you like it when people spin your nipples.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-13-2002 05:30:29 PM
Shhhhh...
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-13-2002 05:55:24 PM
I'm not entirely sure I'd want to spin anyones nipples.
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Sassy :D
Pancake
posted 03-13-2002 07:42:49 PM
Spinning nipples can be fun
roleplay character ^_^
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 03-13-2002 07:45:50 PM
...Yes, yes it can
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-13-2002 07:52:40 PM
I agree. Spinning Mort's nipples is fun.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-13-2002 07:56:51 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Tron:
I agree. Spinning Mort's nipples is fun.

...

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-13-2002 08:22:58 PM
No, I will not cave into the peer pressure, I will not spin anyones nipples.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-13-2002 09:19:03 PM
next thing you know he'll be asking people to adjust his nuts and bolt.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 03-13-2002 09:28:40 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Mortious wrote:
Put I enjoy presenting my bodily parts for public use.

*publicly uses Mort's bodily parts!*

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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