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Mightion Defensor
posted 03-12-2002 06:35:04 PM
Welcome to my honorable abode. What brings you by for a visit?
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 03-12-2002 06:36:04 PM
Vandalizing the back of your breastplates.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-12-2002 06:36:14 PM
A slight need to vandalize the outside of this place.

*shakes spraypaint can*

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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 03-12-2002 06:36:17 PM
Strumpets. Many, many, strumpets.
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 03-12-2002 06:36:20 PM
AH NEEDAH BORRAH A CUPPA SUGAH
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-12-2002 06:36:26 PM
Peeing on your bathroom floor.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Addy
posted 03-12-2002 06:37:28 PM
Stealing a muffin.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 03-12-2002 06:37:29 PM
Stealing towels.
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-12-2002 06:37:54 PM
sex.
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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 03-12-2002 06:38:01 PM
Im stealing the bricks from your walls.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-12-2002 06:38:53 PM
Stealing the muffin Addy stole.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 03-12-2002 06:40:13 PM
I'm looking for the other aces. Have you seen-

(And here comes the corruption. Have a nice day.)

HOT DIGGITY! I FOUND 'EM! They were in my pants all along!

Now, to get the little bastards off this appendage here...

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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 03-12-2002 06:40:51 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Captain Planet:
sex.

With a strumpet?

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-12-2002 06:44:20 PM
What's a strumpet? A musical insturment? A biscut of some fashion? Or a little bit of both?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Malbi
posted 03-12-2002 06:44:28 PM
Im here to give your sister a dozen long stem thornless White roses!
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Pacifica
Pancake
posted 03-12-2002 06:46:21 PM
quote:
Malbi wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Im here to give your sister a dozen long stem thornless White roses!

I don't live with my brother, you headless... thing. Tried for a while, but it was IMPOSSIBLE to sleep on nights when he had the Knights of Truth over for karaoke practice.

Pacifica
Cleric Of Mithaniel Marr, Xegony Server
Wields Spiky Mace
"If at first you don't succeed, get the warrior a rez."
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 03-12-2002 06:47:38 PM
I think his smithing stories would be worse than Paladin Karaeke.
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 03-12-2002 06:48:44 PM
Im eating Fruit loops out of your helmet.

Hi.

The World is Yours
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Pacifica
Pancake
posted 03-12-2002 06:49:56 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I think his smithing stories would be worse than Paladin Karaeke.

I'm not about to speak ill of my brother's smithing skills - he made me this shiny red suit of armor.

* poses

[ 03-12-2002: Message edited by: Pacifica ]

Pacifica
Cleric Of Mithaniel Marr, Xegony Server
Wields Spiky Mace
"If at first you don't succeed, get the warrior a rez."
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 03-12-2002 06:51:30 PM
Cleaning up after your other "guests".
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 03-12-2002 07:09:11 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Pirotess:
What's a strumpet? A musical insturment? A biscut of some fashion? Or a little bit of both?

It's a whore.

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Razor
posted 03-12-2002 07:12:14 PM
/me walks in and curls up in the corner
/purrs
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Mightion Defensor
posted 03-12-2002 07:20:12 PM
quote:
Soldar thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
It's a whore.

There are no whores in my house!

Wouldn't be a fortress of goodness if it had whores

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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 03-12-2002 07:23:37 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about (_|_):
There are no whores in my house!

Wouldn't be a fortress of goodness if it had whores

Tell that to them.

Points at the scantily clad women.

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Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 03-12-2002 07:24:36 PM
Scribbling "ACES!" on the walls.
*lurk*
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-12-2002 07:26:00 PM
*snoops around in Mightion's room*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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