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Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 02-28-2002 07:34:29 PM
I got you a large cake with dark elf women inside. They are waiting to jump out in the den.

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-28-2002 07:36:47 PM
quote:
Piper had this to say about pies:
I got you a large cake with dark elf women inside. They are waiting to jump out in the den.

Um.

Didn't we bake the cake AFTER we put the dark elf in?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Drysart
Pancake
posted 02-28-2002 07:37:32 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Didn't we bake the cake AFTER we put the dark elf in?

Not AGAIN!!!!

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 02-28-2002 07:38:36 PM
lol
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-28-2002 07:39:35 PM
Oh well. We meant well. Happy birfday, Mr. Sart!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 02-28-2002 07:39:51 PM
Happy Birthday!
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 02-28-2002 07:42:32 PM
Happaaaay Birfday!!!!
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 02-28-2002 07:43:41 PM
yes, happy birthday.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 02-28-2002 07:43:59 PM
Yes, Happy Birfday
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-28-2002 07:44:07 PM
Yey!

Is Drysart officially a sage old white-bearded wizard now?

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 02-28-2002 07:44:58 PM
Happy b-day, drys! you're one year closer to decrepitness!
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-28-2002 07:48:31 PM
Merry Christmas Drystart!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Evenstar
Pancake
posted 02-28-2002 07:49:45 PM
Now with more real Dark Elf

Happy Birthday

To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 02-28-2002 07:51:41 PM
Merry birthmas.
Or was it Happy Christday?

Dammit.

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Taylen
Pancake
posted 02-28-2002 08:01:07 PM
Happy Birthday Drysart.

/me hires some darkelf strippers

"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-28-2002 08:01:26 PM
Happy Pie-Day Drys!



(Okay ... it's cake, smartass.)

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 02-28-2002 08:05:04 PM
*hands Piper a bottle of dark blue body paint*

Trust me, Drys, it's a gift for you.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 02-28-2002 08:05:50 PM
Happy Birthday, Drys!

Holds out a wrapped Prezzie

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-28-2002 08:06:40 PM
Have fun.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-28-2002 08:45:05 PM
Happy Birthday, old man!
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 02-28-2002 09:12:55 PM
happay birthday! *bearhugs Drys and rawrs at him!*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 02-28-2002 09:16:23 PM
Happy birthday
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 02-28-2002 09:28:02 PM
quote:
Azakias had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Happy b-day, drys! you're one year closer to decrepitness!

Only one year closer? :blinks: I thought he passed that point last year?

Happy B-Day Tim

Still climbing that hill?


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-28-2002 09:29:54 PM
Birthday happiness to you.
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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-28-2002 09:33:05 PM
Trots in the gnollish fashion. She drops a dark elf squeaky toy, wrapped in a blue ribbon, at Drys' feet and pads pads off!
Ferrel!
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-28-2002 09:37:07 PM
*deposits a gaggle of inkies bearing pies at Drysart's doorstep*

Happy birthday!

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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nem-x
posted 02-28-2002 09:39:39 PM
woooo happy birthday
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 02-28-2002 09:40:53 PM
Happy Day!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-28-2002 09:41:00 PM
*wild birthday applause
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-28-2002 09:49:12 PM
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
I stole all your pie,
And the Dark Elf chicks too!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 02-28-2002 09:50:55 PM
you are now one more step closer to the grave

Happy B-day..

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-28-2002 09:53:43 PM
You suck!

You're turning 23 before me!

Happy Birthday, old man


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-28-2002 09:55:39 PM
Happy Birthday kiddo!


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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 02-28-2002 09:56:52 PM
quote:
Lyinar had this to say about Robocop:
You suck!

You're turning 23 before me!

Happy Birthday, old man

You want to get old?

Bah. Why do you think I still act like I'm 14?

I tried flying to Never Land, but the landing hurt like a bitch.

I forgotted the point of this post!

Happy birthday, Mistah Fries!

[ 02-28-2002: Message edited by: Arttemis the Twink ]

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Mightion Defensor
posted 02-28-2002 09:58:15 PM
Happy birthday, Mr. 'Sart.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-28-2002 10:00:36 PM
Happy Birthday, Drysart!
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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 02-28-2002 10:03:30 PM
*cheers*
"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Lashanna
noob
posted 02-28-2002 10:05:06 PM
quote:
Mr. Duck wrote this stupid crap:
you are now one more step closer to the grave


What is that from?

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 02-28-2002 11:41:30 PM
Happy birthday!
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-28-2002 11:43:36 PM
ack! Tim is my age again! must flee!
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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