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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-21-2002 09:27:30 PM
Would you like to see ECvsEC?!

WOULD you like to see Waisztarroz, the Jr. Firestarter vs. Falaanla, She Who Feels the World's Pain?

WOULD you like to see Bloodsage, the Doggie who Don't Quit vs. Kanid, the...other Doggie who Don't Quit?

WOULD you like to see Pesco vs Geeorn? Densetsu vs. Cadga? Karnaj vs. Vorbis?

Keep in mind, these would be more like political cartoons, and all your hideous faults and flaws would be grossly exaggerated to the point it would make even the hardy Bloodsage weep until the hurting stopped!

Even then, they would be few and far between...

A) I say go for it! Public humiliation for all!

B) I am a sensitive soul. Please don't expose my virgin eyes to such torment. Besides, it would only ressurect bad feelings and ill will in an already strife-ridden board.

C) I don't think Snoota has a penis, either. Write an ECvsMM about that.

D) Wait...which one is Bloodsage?

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 02-21-2002 09:28:29 PM
Go ahead--make me weep!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 02-21-2002 09:28:40 PM
A! A!

With a little dash of C.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-21-2002 09:31:29 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz had this to say about Punky Brewster:
A! A!

With a little dash of C.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 02-21-2002 09:31:35 PM
A, C, and just a tiny bit of D.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 02-21-2002 09:31:42 PM
AC!!
Veni, vidi, vici
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-21-2002 09:32:52 PM
Aw hell, I don't care. Just make it funny.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 02-21-2002 09:32:54 PM
Wait a second. Aren't you supposed to be off writing some serious ECvsMMs?
I also vote A, asshat
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 02-21-2002 09:33:26 PM
Honestly, Parc, I don't know why you ask anyway. You know you will do it regardless what us denizens think.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-21-2002 09:34:07 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz had this to say about Pirotess:
A! A!

With a little dash of C.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-21-2002 09:38:54 PM
C first, then A.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 02-21-2002 09:44:04 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Robocop:
Aw hell, I don't care. Just make it funny.
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
Full sigpic image
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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 02-21-2002 09:49:25 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on JooJooFlop!
Aw hell, I don't care. Just make it funny.
Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 02-21-2002 10:02:38 PM
A!
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CBTao
Pancake
posted 02-21-2002 10:04:55 PM
*takes time mulling over decision*

D) Wait...which one is Bloodsage?

*nods to self quietly and goes back to polising middle finger to a high gleam*

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 02-21-2002 10:16:17 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
C first, then A.
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 02-21-2002 10:16:54 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz had this to say about Pirotess:
A! A!

With a little dash of C.


add more then a little dash

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 02-21-2002 10:17:14 PM
A..
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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 02-21-2002 10:18:50 PM
A si for apple!!!!!1111
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 02-21-2002 11:43:52 PM
Once again, A. If you've got an idea, go for it! We'll all just follow, enjoying ourselves the whole way.


Though I will say one thing:

quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
Karnaj vs. Vorbis

I'm going to save time, and give my reaction now. "Eeeeeeewwwwww!!"

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-21-2002 11:48:30 PM
A!
hey
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-21-2002 11:51:09 PM
A, C and D.
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Pavarin
Pancake
posted 02-21-2002 11:55:48 PM
Since no ones been stupid enough to say it...

ACDC!

*the sounds of pained groans and sharpening steel is heard in the background...*

MEEP!

My motto for life?

Look, but don't touch...
[small}Touch, but don't get caught :D[/small]

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-21-2002 11:56:13 PM
yeah I want to see some EC vs EC

Geeorn v. Mort (weehaa)
Bajah v. Toktuk (lil guy versus BIG guy)
Drysart v. Kloie (wizard duel!)
Bloodsage v. Kanid (Domestic versus Wild)

and other such amusing battles.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-22-2002 12:00:11 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about John Romero:
yeah I want to see some EC vs EC


Drysart v. Kloie (wizard duel!)

Same race to boot, cause if it was Lashanna, we all know who'd win

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-22-2002 03:01:26 AM
Do it to it, P-Dawg!
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-22-2002 03:11:46 AM
A, with the augment of C.
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Taylen
Pancake
posted 02-22-2002 03:46:53 AM
A. definatly A.
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-22-2002 05:48:44 AM
A, but a Lenlalron vs. Giantt or All of Lennybashing Corp. would rock. :P
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-22-2002 05:55:21 AM
quote:
Lenlalron had this to say about dark elf butts:
A, but a Lenlalron vs. Giantt or All of Lennybashing Corp. would rock. :P

We all know how that'd turn out, considering that Parce's writing it

hey
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-22-2002 06:30:16 AM
quote:
Giantt had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
We all know how that'd turn out, considering that Parce's writing it

You mean an incredible Lenny upset?

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-22-2002 07:16:48 AM
quote:
Lenlalron had this to say about Captain Planet:
You mean an incredible Lenny upset?

No, just a Lenny upset about getting brutally raped by a sand paper dildo.

You're waiting for me to say figurativly, right? Too bad.

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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-22-2002 07:55:49 AM
Put me in kthx
The World is Yours
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Razor
posted 02-22-2002 08:19:06 AM
A...
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-22-2002 08:22:02 AM
A. And C has me wondering.....
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Gork
Pancake
posted 02-22-2002 02:17:21 PM
A,C,&D. Forgot what "D" is by now but i think i was in favor when i knew.

"Livin Easy! loving free!
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell!

Go Parce! Fu><0R it Up!

Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 02-22-2002 02:23:55 PM
A if you put me in one. Also D.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 02-22-2002 02:25:50 PM
A, C, and D.

Mightion vs. Mortious!

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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-22-2002 02:29:09 PM
quote:
Lenlalron impressed everyone with:
A, but a Lenlalron vs. Giantt or All of Lennybashing Corp. would rock. :P

Did somebody say Lennybashing?!

oh, and A... and C

... But mightion Vs Mortious?! nooo i can't take sides!!

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-22-2002 02:31:59 PM
Snoota has a penis.

HAVE PICTURE, WILL PROVE.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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