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Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 02-16-2002 06:36:53 AM
The Koosh Man cometh.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-16-2002 06:45:20 AM
AIEEEEEEEE!!!

*Flees*



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 02-16-2002 06:46:26 AM
You only delay the inevitable. Soon you shall all be under my tyrannical rule.

Or dead in a shallow grave with D and Kanid. It is your choice.

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 02-16-2002 07:09:44 AM
hhey i thoughts yuo were an illusion caused be eating A LOT OF BUTTER!!!!!!11111
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Marta Risou
Pancake
posted 02-16-2002 09:11:45 AM
Go back where you came from, bubble boy.
RP CHARACTER
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-16-2002 09:13:54 AM
*hands Koosh Man a giant magnet with which to manipulate the metal-clad folk*
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Kanid
BANNED
posted 02-16-2002 09:17:09 AM
quote:
Marta Risou had this to say about Robocop:
Go back where you came from, bubble boy.

Nice armor. Full pic? Website?

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 02-16-2002 10:03:36 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Pirotess:
*hands Koosh Man a giant magnet with which to manipulate the metal-clad folk*

Not to mention the lobsters.

...

*thrown out a window*




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 02-16-2002 10:18:59 AM
quote:
Marta Risou had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Go back where you came from, bubble boy.

This is your first warning. Conform or get fitted for cement shoes.

Marta Risou
Pancake
posted 02-16-2002 10:27:28 AM
And this is your only warning. Remain silent or meet the underside of the nearest boulder.
RP CHARACTER
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 02-16-2002 10:34:23 AM
Boulder? What boulder?

*Two large figures approach Marta from either side, resting a large hand on either of his/her/its shoulders*

My friends here would like to have a word with you.

Marta Risou
Pancake
posted 02-16-2002 10:40:12 AM
*Nails each of the two large figures in their groins with the morningstars in either of her hands. Then steps forward undaunted.*
This boulder.
*Slams both stars over Koosh Man's head, driving his feet into the earth.*
RP CHARACTER
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 02-16-2002 10:46:52 AM
*Koosh Man retreats, because fuckchops make baby Jesus cry.*
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-16-2002 11:40:01 AM
Great...another troublesome n00b. Is it the weather that's making them all come out?
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 02-16-2002 11:42:48 AM
Walks up to Marta and calmly taps her on the shoulder.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-16-2002 12:26:49 PM
Marta's a friend of mine... sort of. Leave her be.

[ 02-16-2002: Message edited by: Ford Prefect ]

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Marta Risou
Pancake
posted 02-16-2002 12:28:28 PM
*Whirls around at the shoulder tap.* What is it?!
RP CHARACTER
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 02-16-2002 12:29:38 PM
Kloie throws wool over Marta's eyes and makes her think that she's a god or somethin'.

Marta Risou
Pancake
posted 02-16-2002 12:35:20 PM
Hey! What the... get this thing off me!
*flails violently*
RP CHARACTER
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 02-16-2002 12:35:44 PM
*buzzes high in the air. Well, it only appears to be a sniper rifle floating in the air, but if you look, you can see the pixie aiming it.. right at Koosh Man*

Almost... almost...

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-16-2002 12:51:25 PM
Oh no. It's Koosh Man. Run for your lives. Aaaah.

[EDIT- Forgot smiley.]

[ 02-16-2002: Message edited by: Ruvyen Warblade ]

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-16-2002 01:00:23 PM
Koosh Man is my God.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-16-2002 01:01:40 PM
Would anyone mind helping me tie Marta down? If she keeps flailing around like that, she'll break someone.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-16-2002 01:02:57 PM
yer on your own... Her entrance kinda wasn't the best in the world =P


*preens and looks all snobbish catlike*

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-16-2002 01:07:16 PM
quote:
Aanile had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Her entrance kinda wasn't the best in the world =P
Yes, she does tend to do that.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-16-2002 01:08:18 PM
quote:
Ford Prefect impressed everyone with:
Yes, she does tend to do that.

By "that" referring to blatant godmoding?

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 02-16-2002 01:10:36 PM
quote:
Koosh Man had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
*Koosh Man retreats, because fuckchops make baby Jesus cry.*

*is gone, there is no sniper rifle aiming. Long gone, reading is your friend.*

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-16-2002 01:11:29 PM
quote:
Za'Yth had this to say about dark elf butts:
By "that" referring to blatant godmoding?
Among other things. Marta's never been the friendly type.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-16-2002 01:13:22 PM
Nevermind

(just checked IRC logs)

[ 02-16-2002: Message edited by: Za'Yth ]

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 02-16-2002 01:17:16 PM
quote:
Koosh Man thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
*reading is your friend.*

I wish I could read, but no, I'm illiterate.

*Taps his foot waiting for Buckethead to show up and haze the NooB.*

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-16-2002 01:18:58 PM
quote:
Rodent King had this to say about Cuba:
*Taps his foot waiting for Buckethead to show up and haze the NooB.*
Which one? Destruct-o-ball or Ms. Personality? They're both alts, ya know.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-16-2002 01:32:19 PM
(*Finds some rope, then attempts to tie Marta down... and gets hurled against a tree.*) Ow.

[ 02-16-2002: Message edited by: Ford Prefect ]

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 02-16-2002 01:42:34 PM
*uses her psychic powers to...THROW A SPOON at Marta!*
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-16-2002 01:45:01 PM
don't you like... have a law suit to be going to?
Marta Risou
Pancake
posted 02-16-2002 03:37:00 PM
*Finally gets the blindfold off, and storms away.*
RP CHARACTER
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Darius!
Pancake
posted 02-16-2002 04:19:09 PM
Attempt to adjust his moniter
Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 02-16-2002 08:38:07 PM
quote:
First Dragon had this to say about pies:
Attempt to adjust his moniter
Why are you trying to adjust a lizard?
RP CHARACTER
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-16-2002 08:43:38 PM
(Doc, are you playing with yourself again? :P)


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 02-16-2002 08:44:52 PM
*Goes to retrive his lizard, then goes to recieve his coveted "worse post of the year award.*
(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-16-2002 08:47:29 PM
quote:
Lyinar had this to say about Cuba:
(Doc, are you playing with yourself again? :P)
Stop drueling like that. I don't want Ja`Deth getting the wrong impression, if you get my meaning (and even if you don't).
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

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