Lenny is my High School Drop Out son!
Liam is the son that hates me! (My favorite son, actually... 
)
And my fiance is Lashanna!
We are currently taking applications for one daughter! [ 02-04-2002: Message edited by: Kloie ]
YOU HAD TO SHOOT ME
*runs*
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Black Mage had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
When's the wedding?
See, I figured if anyone was to marry Lash, it'd be me or you.
But that was way back then. 
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Aanile had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
hmm Daughter... daughter... =( I donno Kloie.. think you could handle me as one of yopur kids?
Anything beats Bane as a daughter. Besides, you have the prerequisite of being female.
[ 02-04-2002: Message edited by: Freschel Spindrift ]
Liam is lying!!! I did not shoot him!!! See, he hates me!
Thank you, my dear Lashanna! Though (_|_) cleavage is a very nice thing indeed, the choice to wear 'T3h Pants' is entirely yours! 
Black Mage and Azizza are doomed to be bridesmaids and wear tacky dresses! After the reception, they will be locked together in a tiny cell, reminiscent of a jail cell! They will receive meals two times a day of bread and water, for the rest of their lives!
I guess you are wrong, Liam!
Aanile will be granted the privelage of being a daughter of The Family!
Ja'Deth will be glared at!
Liam is right!
That's okay, Aanile, but she won't be apart of The Family, just you!
Gikkwiny will be the Crazy Aunt! No one knows which side she comes from, however!
Solstyce is granted permission to be the Crazy Grandma!
Mr. Duck is the family pet!
Freschel gets nothing!
THAT IS ALL!
We win yet again.
I hate you mommah though. You did shoot my kneecap off.
But you came back, so it's okay. ^_^
Can I come? What do I get to be? Did I win? Huh huh?
Now let me get the logistics of this straight...Kloie's breaking away from Clan Ka'Bael in favor of starting her own family? Whew...no more need to pay allowances. Besides. I have Arrenn and MP. And Kinanik and Mortious. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Kloie beats me.
I will fight all other gnolls in gnollish combat for this honor!
What gnoll dare challenge me, the queen of gnolls, to be the family gnoll of this currently gnoll-less family? Gnoll gnoll, gnoll.
Ferrel!
*could* have *grins*
well...most of the time, anyway.
The chair turns about slowly to reveal a chubby prairie dog in a suit. He begins to speak in hoarse, soft and wheezy tones.
It seems, Don Kloie, dat you have forgotten who is da rulin' family in dis berg. The Parceleones do not tolerate well to intrusions, as my associates, Bajah da Brick and KaLourin da Mole will demonstrate.
Take whatever you want! Just don't hurt my babies!
And Parcelan, I am not apart of The Mafia! This is my own family, across town! We are your mortal enemy!
And Brynn?
As an afterthought...
What WOULD Pesco be anyway?
Guess Im gonna get beaten up at school
Stupid Mafia Punks..
Seriously. 
Two can play this one. As the family gnoll, I'll also provide pretection!
All I want is your squeaky toys and the once a day walk in return... its an offer you cant refuse.
Ferrel!
*wears them anyway, *
Well, wait, can you leave that raggedy bear alone? It's Lenny's favorite.
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Kloie impressed everyone with:
Well, wait, can you leave that raggedy bear alone? It's Lenny's favorite.
Done, we've an agreement then?
Ferrel!
