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Topic: If you put the word "butt" in front of any sports team name, it become
Ryuujin
posted 01-17-2002 05:05:21 PM
Okay, so this thread won't get as many replies as the "Last One To Post, Wins..." thread but hopefully it'll be more funny. Put the word "Butt" or "Ass" in front of any college or professional sports team name.

Butt Pirates
Butt Nuggets
Butt Rangers
Butt Cowboys
Butt Packers
Butt Rams
Butt Huskers
Butt Pistons

Continue t.e.h funney on your own!

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 05:07:46 PM
Ass Magic...?
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Ryuujin
posted 01-17-2002 05:09:10 PM
quote:
Sentow had this to say about Cuba:
Ass Magic...?

exactly

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-17-2002 05:10:04 PM
quote:
The funney was in:

Butt Pirates
Butt Nuggets
Butt Packers
Butt Rams

nem-x
posted 01-17-2002 05:10:15 PM
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 05:14:09 PM
Ass Wizards
Ass Jazz
Ass Jets
...Ass Saints?
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 05:16:06 PM
Butt Wolverines. Ouch.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-17-2002 05:16:52 PM
Ass Yankees
Butt Expos
Butt Raptors

Um...I dun like sports too much.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 01-17-2002 05:17:18 PM
Butt Tigers
Butt Bruins
Butt/Ass Packers (Haha! )

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Alleria Qui'farush ]

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-17-2002 05:18:25 PM
Butt Broncos
Butt Bulls
Butt Raptors
Butt Hornets
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Ryuujin
posted 01-17-2002 05:27:59 PM
You can add "in your pants", to the end of the of any song title too!

Offspring - The Kids Aren't Alright In Your Pants

Lenny Kravitz - American Woman In Your Pants

Disturbed - Down With The Sickness In Your Pants

DMB - I Did It In Your Pants


!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-17-2002 05:33:39 PM
Run DMC - Tricky in you pants!

POD - Youth of the Nation in your pants!

Eve - Let Me Blow Ya Mind (in your pants? Isn't that redundant?)

KoRn - Freak on a Leash in your pants!

That's fun!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-17-2002 05:37:05 PM
You need to replace words only. Like replacing certain words in a song title with a body part/s (eg. "I want to touch your butt" by Poorsapband).

^
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Has TMFT.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-17-2002 05:41:30 PM
A New Found Glory - 3rd and Long in your pants.

AFI - Punk Sucks In Your Pants

Black Flag - Rise Above In Your Pants

Blink 182 - Grandpa Is An Asshole In Your Pants

Decendants - Silly Girl In Your Pants

Fenix TX - Philosophy In Your Pants

Led Zeppelin - Going to California In Your Pants

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - Leaving On A Jet Plane In Your Pants (Cover)

Misfits - I turned Into A Martian In Your Pants

... etcetera.

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 01-17-2002 05:42:42 PM
Butt Indians


...right

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 05:45:38 PM
Pearl Jam - Even Flow In Your Pants

Sonic Youth - Teenage Riot In Your Pants


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 01-17-2002 05:55:01 PM
Stairway to Heaven in my pants!
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 01-17-2002 06:10:05 PM
Gorrilaz - Clint Eastwood In My Pants
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-17-2002 06:13:28 PM
Disturbed - Down with the Sickness in your pants (... ew.)
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 01-17-2002 06:16:29 PM
Blind Guardian - Harvest of Sorrow in your pants

Bonnie Pink - Bubblegum in your pants

Conception - Cardinal Sin in your pants

Elsa Raven - If You Still Believe in your pants

George Thorogood - Bad to the Bone in your pants

My school's basketball team was named the Jaguars (original, ne? :P). Ass Jaguars seems to fit so much better

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 06:23:44 PM
All Ben Folds Five songs.

Mess In Your Pants

One Angry Dwarf And A Thousand Faces In Your Pants

For Those Of Ya'll Who Wear Fannie Packs In Your Pants (wha...?)

Satan Is My Master In Your Pants

Regrets In Your Pants

Bad Idea In Your Pants

Army In Your Pants

Tom and Mary In Your Pants

Song For The Dumped In Your Pants

Ew.

[EDIT] WHOA, was the ever embarassing...

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Sentow ]

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Willias
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 06:27:52 PM
Linkin Park- Crawling In Your Pants OR By Myself In Your Pants
The Offspring- Million Miles Away In Your Pants OR Special Delivery In Your Pants
And as for sports...
I don't think Ass Cardinals or Butt Cardinals makes any sense.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-17-2002 06:40:45 PM
Butt Plugs!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-17-2002 06:41:27 PM
Ass Mariners? Sure.

Ass Seahwaks? Nah.

Ass Supersonics? Almost sounds like a fart joke, but not quite.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ryuujin
posted 01-17-2002 06:46:09 PM
quote:
Solstyce had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Disturbed - Down with the Sickness in your pants (... ew.)

Hehe, let's not forget

Disturbed - Voices In Your Pants

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-17-2002 06:52:00 PM
Enya - May it be in your pants

Garth Brooks - Wrapped up in you in your pants

Ass Whoopee(Local Hockey team :P)
Butt Heat

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 01-17-2002 06:54:55 PM
Drag you down in your pants - Finger Eleven
Sick of it all in your pants - Finger Eleven
Metal Warriors in your pants - Manowar
Wheels of Fire in your pants (ouch.) - Manowar
Fade to Black in your pants (something about this one...)- Metallica
Green Eggs and Ham in your pants - Moxy Fruvous
The Grand Pecking Order in your pants - Oysterhead
Dirty Hole in your pants - VAST

Wow.

Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 01-17-2002 07:04:00 PM
I'm a slave 4 U in your pants
Opps...I did it again in your pants
Hero in your pants
Wild Child in your pants
Larger than life in your pants
You drive me crazy in your pants
If feels so good in your pants
I belong to you in your pants
Try again in your pants
Waiting for tonight in you pants
Get it on in your pants
ADIDAS in your pants
Meet Virgina in your pants
All the small things in your pants
All she wants to do is dance in your pants

(Yes, I'm VERY bored )

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Ryuujin
posted 01-17-2002 07:42:51 PM
All fortune cookies you read, you must add "in bed" to the end of it for it to make sense

You will have many joyous times (in bed)

A friend is a present you give yourself (in bed)

You will live a long life, but never get old (in bed)

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 07:46:44 PM
Already heard the fortune cookie one

If you want to drive your friends and family right into the asylum, try adding, "...in accordance with prophecy," to the end of every complete sentence you say or write.

So for example:

Drysart likes pie in accordance with prophecy.

CEASE SPEAKING in accordance with the prophecy.

So on and so forth.

Men In Black In Your Pants...?

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-17-2002 07:51:12 PM
god DAMN this thread is funny!

Lets see..
Harvester of Sorrow in your pants
Blackened in your pants
Dreaming of You in your pants
Dirty Deeds(done dirt cheap)in your pants
I Wanna Rock in your pants
We're Not Gonna Take it in your pants
We Will Rock You in your pants

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 01-17-2002 07:58:31 PM
3 Doors Down:
Kryptonite in your pants
Loser in your pants
Not Enough in your pants
Better Life in your pants
Be Like That in your pants
Smack in your pants
So I Need You in your pants

Bush:
Swim in your pants
Bomb in your pants
Little Things in your pants
Testosterone in your pants
Monkey in your pants
Glycerine in your pants
X-Girlfriend in your pants (!)
The Chemicals Between Us in your pants (!!)
Letting the Cables Sleep in your pants
Superman in your pants

Stone Temple Pilots:
Sex Type Thing in your pants
Wicked Garden in your pants
Sin in your pants
Naked Sunday in your pants
Creep in your pants
Wet My Bed in your pants
Vasoline in your pants
Big Empty in your pants
Down in your pants
Sour Girl in your pants

I'll stop going through my CD's there.

-Tok

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 08:04:02 PM
(rummages through various soundtracks)

Learn About the Force In Your Pants
The Burning Bush In Your Pants
Concerning Hobbits In Your Pants
The Transfiguration In Your Pants
Instruments of Destruction In Your Pants

The dirt just keeps gettin' dirtier.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Ryuujin
posted 01-17-2002 08:06:30 PM
quote:
Sentow had this to say about Captain Planet:
[QB]
The Burning Bush In Your Pants
[QB]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Palou
Lounge Lizard
posted 01-17-2002 08:39:32 PM
Beck:
Loser in your pants
Where it's at in your pants

Moby:
Porcelin in your pants (Pottery rape?)
Flower in your pants (Female?)

Don McLean - American Pie in your pants (Movie idea?)

Violent Femms - Blister in the sun in your pants

Four Seasons - The lion sleeps tonight in your pants

James Brown - I feel good in your pants

Limp Bizkit - Nookie in your pants

Little Mermaid - Kiss the girl in your pants

Palou Sabaco
The Sexiest Lizard in Kelethin!
[Povar]
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-17-2002 08:55:40 PM
Electric Hellfire Club:
He Who Holds Lightning Rod in your pants
Monkey's Paw in your pants (*gasp* Cadga! let go of that!)
Incubus in your pants
One Dark Horse in your pants

Metallica:
Ride the Lightning in your pants
Creeping Death in your pants
The Thing that Should Not Be in your pants
The Shortest Straw in your pants (A little less flattering. )
Wherever I May Roam in your pants
The Got that Failed in your pants
The Struggle Within in your pants


I could do this all night!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-17-2002 09:05:27 PM
All your base are belong to us in your pants.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-17-2002 09:06:33 PM
The Tea Party:
Temptation in your pants.
Sister Awake in your pants.
Heaven Coming Down in your pants. (!)
White Water Siren in your pants.
Save Me in your pants.
The River in your pants. (!)
Coming home in your pants. (!)
Release in your pants.
Army Ants in your pants.

The Ancient Forest of Elves in your pants. (?!)

NIN:
Get Down Make Love in your pants. ( )
The Perfect Drug in your pants.
Deep in your pants.
The Big Come Down in your pants.

I Wish I Was a Girl in your pants. (!)

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 09:52:42 PM
The Beatles:

I am The Walrus In Your Pants
Let it Be In Your Pants
She Loves You In Your Pants
A Day in the Life In Your Pants
Drive My Car In Your Pants
Norwegian Wood In Your Pants
Ticket to Ride In Your Pants
If I Needed Someone In Your Pants
You Can't Do That In Your Pants
The Word In Your Pants
The End In Your Pants
You Wont See Me In Your Pants
It Wont Be Long In Your Pants

(Boy it's like they were made for this game)

Another Girl In Your Pants
Tell Me What You See In Your Pants
I've Just Seen a Face In Your Pants
And I Love Her In Your Pants
I Feel Fine In Your Pants
We Can Work It Out In Your Pants
Get Back In Your Pants
Come Together In Your Pants
Something In Your Pants
Two Of Us In Your Pants
I've Got a Feeling In Your Pants
Carry That Weight In Your Pants

And get down make love is Queen by the way

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Kermitov ]

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-17-2002 10:06:48 PM
quote:
Kermitov wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
And get down make love is Queen by the way

NIN coverd it on the Broken mini-disc.

And to add to the game:

Let's Go Crazy In Your Pants -- Prince
All Good Girls In Your Pants -- Die Warzau
Reverberation Nation In Your Pants -- Peace, Love and Pitbulls
Peep Show In Your Pants -- Miranda Sex Garden
Momentary Lapse Of Reason In Your Pants -- Pink Floyd

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