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Topic: I'm as smart as Madonna.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 08:52:37 AM
Dead Tired
Is usually a girl
posted 01-04-2002 08:55:39 AM
128
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 08:56:58 AM
I got 138. Madonna barely beat me.

I think it may have been the "Do you wear undergarments as overgarments" question.

Mightion Defensor
posted 01-04-2002 08:57:12 AM
I already know my IQ is 145 - they told me at age, 10 I believe.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 08:58:08 AM
quote:
Mightion Defensor thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I already know my IQ is 145 - they told me at age, 10 I believe.

Yes, but who are 'they?'

I was told the same thing in the 4th, 5th, and 6th grades.

I like doing these fun tests, though.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-04-2002 09:04:08 AM
A solid 147. Whoopdee doo, another number quantifies my worth in the world!

That was a pleasant diverson, though.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-04-2002 09:13:07 AM

I was told in grade school that I was testing at an IQ of 162. Guess I haven't lost too much.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-04-2002 09:17:16 AM
*drools uncontrollibly*

whats and IQ? Can you eat it?

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 01-04-2002 09:20:43 AM
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 01-04-2002 09:23:21 AM
154, gone up since 2nd grade (was 151 then)
oooh xyrra yuu beat me.

[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Siliddar ]


All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 01-04-2002 09:23:58 AM
I'm dum

104

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-04-2002 09:32:17 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Pesco was all like:
I'm dum

104


80-120 is normal range, and this test isn't all that accurate.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 01-04-2002 09:34:35 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
80-120 is normal range, and this test isn't all that accurate.

Well duh

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-04-2002 09:35:36 AM
128

i r dummer than b4

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-04-2002 10:02:12 AM
quote:
Pesco had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Well duh

I didn't post that just for you. I posted that so that I can point out that I'm the smartest without being annoying, and so that I can easily ignore anyone that beats my score.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-04-2002 10:15:04 AM
What irresponsible people went around telling people their "IQ" in grade school?

That's generally considered unethical by the psychology community, AFAIK.

I seem to be kindred to Madonna on this test, though: 140.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-04-2002 10:18:03 AM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Captain Planet:
What irresponsible people went around telling people their "IQ" in grade school?

There's a difference between being told, and finding out through "other means".

Ok, ok. They told my mom, and I overheard her telling a friend of hers. When I asked her about it, she figured she may as well confirm what I had just heard her say.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
The Unholy
Pancake
posted 01-04-2002 10:23:36 AM
An interesting diversion for a few minutes scored 143, not to bad.


"Who is he?"
"He's an ***hole sir."
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-04-2002 10:27:40 AM
Hehe, nobody ever told me mine, but it doesn't really matter at this point in my life--the raw number is pretty meaningless unless one applies it to something useful.

Lacking education, for example, it would be pretty silly to claim superiority over someone who knows more, even if their "IQ" was allegedly smaller.

The point IRL is to what use the potential is put.

Still, that's a fairly impressive number, if you live up to it.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-04-2002 10:29:19 AM
Congratulations!
Your general IQ score is 160.


Yippy! The online test told me I wus smart!

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-04-2002 10:29:29 AM
quote:
Your Intuition score is 82. This score is better than 95.4% of all test-takers. You scored very highly in this intelligence.

So what does that mean?

I'm a good guesser??

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 10:30:07 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Pirotess:
Ok, ok. They told my mom, and I overheard her telling a friend of hers. When I asked her about it, she figured she may as well confirm what I had just heard her say.

Same here.

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 01-04-2002 10:38:26 AM
178
hrmm... for a 32 qustion test i would have thought there would have been greater variety..

but it was all word counting and general silliness

oh well..
i was wondering which IQ chart they were using the 180 or the 200.. but it seems its just something they made up i guess

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 01-04-2002 10:44:59 AM
HAHAHAH
I took the test again without reading the answers or questions and using complete randomness.. i got a 149
Wheee!
my mouse SURE is smart

[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Timpofee ]

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 01-04-2002 10:46:11 AM
Wow, I lost points. I was 138 this time. I hate math!

Illanae grumbles

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 01-04-2002 10:47:31 AM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Punky Brewster:
So what does that mean?

I'm a good guesser??


It means that you went through the test faster than 94% of the people who took it
ehhe
my mouse had a 100%

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 10:47:52 AM
quote:
Illanae had this to say about John Romero:
Wow, I lost points. I was 138 this time. I hate math!

Illanae grumbles


You tied me and you're complaining

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 01-04-2002 10:49:24 AM
An IQ is a composite of your scores across 12 distinct types of intelligence. For example, in this test, your pattern recognition score is 100. For a full analysis of your score in this area and 11 others, order your detailed intelligence report, which will be calculated and made available immediately for only $9.95

only $9.95? to know that i can read and wanan show it off? Bah! how stupid do they think i am?! oh wait.. now they know!!!

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 01-04-2002 11:06:18 AM
No, it's not that, I used to be much higher. But I suck at math, and this one seemed to be all math, and that makes me sadf!
Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 01-04-2002 11:11:19 AM
I got a 143. Hum I never thought I was that smart. I figured I was going to get a 10 or something. *shrugs*
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-04-2002 11:12:45 AM
Congratulations!
Your general IQ score is 133.

A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 129-143 is considered to be "highly intelligent".

Hmm, guess I'm still consistant. Took a similiar test some years back and scored 133 back then too. I don't mind being considered "highly intelligent"

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 01-04-2002 11:13:22 AM
143
*lurk*
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-04-2002 11:30:06 AM
If by some randomness this test is right, I got a 122. Pretty normal for me, I tend to score from 120-129.

I guess I'm just stupid.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 01-04-2002 11:33:55 AM
Oh hell yeah!
I answered all the questions wrong and did it fast.. i got a... 69! LOVE ME!

* does the wow this test really sucks dance*

Congratulations!
Your general IQ score is 69.

A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 69 and below is considered to be "mentally retarded".


An IQ is a composite of your scores across 12 distinct types of intelligence. For example, in this test, your pattern recognition score is 0.

I just wonder.. if i got all the quesitons wrong... then why would it even score me?
hrmm... crazy.. it should say " Doh! you got a 69... mah bad yo "

[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Timpofee ]

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-04-2002 11:50:49 AM
Ezvien, your IQ score just does NOT go with that sigpic. It just seems so wrong..
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 01-04-2002 12:00:58 PM
142.

2 points, and I'd be a genius. *sigh*

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 01-04-2002 12:04:56 PM
actually 144 - 160 i think is " Gifted "
then comes genius lvl then Omnipotent then Cheater

so you have some room for growth!

Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 01-04-2002 12:05:33 PM
I don't like IQ tests. A person's potential noggin power can't possibly be measured by a 30 question test - much less any other test. Just silliness.

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 01-04-2002 12:39:18 PM
quote:
KaLourin DthBlayde impressed everyone with:
Ezvien, your IQ score just does NOT go with that sigpic. It just seems so wrong..

Im getting a D- in math. Now does it fit better?

*lurk*
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-04-2002 01:18:03 PM
*laughs* yep. Of course I can't talk. math is my weak point as well. Barely squeaked through Algebra 2 with a D
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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