The scary thing is that I could honestly say I have brought terror and destruction to portions of a major country, and also destroyed entire villages.
Hmmm. [ 01-03-2002: Message edited by: Bloodsage ]
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
glad i have it book marked
Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth.
Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.
Hrmm, anyone noticing a trend?
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Adrecia wrote this stupid crap:Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth.
Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.
You already ARE evil, Addy.
ducks
And despite all that, you won a Nobel Peace Prize - for your work in Vietnam.
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you are a murderous bastard with the following fine graphic:
K......
Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth.
Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.
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Peachis thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Widely viewed as an unindicted terrorist, only Pol Pot rivals you for being responsible for the most deaths of innocent people in South East Asia. You, in collaboration with the Nixon administration, helped put General Pinochet in power and kill Salvador Allende. You also helped coordinate the secret bombing of Cambodia.And despite all that, you won a Nobel Peace Prize - for your work in Vietnam.
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you are a murderous bastard with the following fine graphic:
K......
They got the history rather badly wrong on this one.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
You ruled Chile from 1973 to 1990, and are responsible for the abduction, torture, disappearance, and execution of thousands upon thousands of political opponents. When you first took power in 1973, you embarked upon a programme delightfully named the Caravan of Death, which extracted prisoners from the country's jails and executed them. Victims were sodomised, blinded, starved and electrocuted, amongst other things, hundreds and hundreds of times in just the two years between 1988 and 1990.
You also were allied with Britain in the Falklands war during the 1980s; Margaret Thatcher, then the Prime Minister of Britain, has said that it owes you a great debt.
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you're a cruel dictator... [ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Siliddar ]
I got Harry S. Truman........ .. .. ....
This is getting less funny as it goes along.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Congratulations, you're President Harry S. Truman!Due to the death of President Roosevelt, you became President of the United States of America on April 12th, 1945 - just at the tail end of World War Two. Japan had offered a surrender in January, and once you were in power, attempted again in May. In July, they offered surrender at least six times.
In August, against Roosevelt's known wishes and the wishes of many of your advisors, you dropped an atomic bomb on the Japanese city Hiroshima, and another one on Nagasaki. Literally hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians died; many, many more suffered horrible sicknesses from the radiation. As Eisenhower put it: "the Japanese were ready to surrender and it wasn't necessary to hit them with that awful thing."
There ya go, Bloodsage.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Which is temendously odd, since I answered the 'ordinary treatment' as working for me...
Although I suppose she did consider bathing in blood to be ordinary... 
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Bloodsage was all like:
Someone doesn't know their history.
Well, I didn't make it.
I'll post a more harmless test the next time. 
Whoop-dee-doo.
I just hate it when people distort or lie about things simply to justify extreme beliefs.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
I mean.. I can see some rather stupid person calling Truman that for being the president when we dropped the atomic bomb, but Kissinger was the best foreign relations man the United States has ever had. Nixon was the first president to go to Communist China("Only Nixon can go to China!") because of his negotiating skills, which started a relationship between the two countries. A rather flimsy one, but one that nobody else had managed to do.
funny and i answered no to everything but the saturday cartoons
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We were all impressed when Drakkenmaw wrote:
Okay, since no one else has gotten this one...
Blinks
I got that one... I'm supprised I rated at all.
You're famous for your shoes (enough that you eventually opened an entire museum of them), and sometimes lauded as a celebrity. But underneath, you're still the woman who spent billions of dollars of money stolen from the Filipino population; theft that lead to extreme poverty.
Your husband, Ferdinand Marco, stole well over $5 billion, and plunged the entire country into heavier and heavier debt. Your response? Spend it. Spend it all.
Even when you claim to have reformed, sources estimate that you illegally hold $12 billion worth of shares. I guess luxury's just your style.
You are a Ho and a control freak. There-for you promise all the "Blue Boys" treats and special favors as long as you dont have to pick Smurfberrys of clean the spiderwebs off the Toadstools you make your houses out of. Of all the Smurfs though your only friend is Vanity Smurf. You and he spend hours and hours talking about who is gay and who isn't and then you rile each other to see how many favors you can get in a one month period without putting out. Of course you always win because Vanity is still a Male and cannot control himself for long.
Damn... i scored like shit on that test 
Congratulations, you're Jack the Ripper!
Perhaps the most famous serial killer ever, you placed fear into the heart of Victorian London in 1888. You prey upon prostitutes; while they lift their skirts for you, you seize their throats and strangle them. Then you lower them to the ground and cut their throats; perhaps, if you feel like it, you'll slice out a kidney or cut open a leg.
The next morning, the body will be in the open for all the world to see; the newspapers will echo the screaming out on the cobbled streets.
Palou Sabaco 
