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Topic: I have decided to join the wrestling team
Bane
BANNED
posted 10-05-2001 06:08:00 PM
Yes i have decided to join the wrestling team and that is me
cout << "SCORE!";
Wily Kat to the Rescue!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-05-2001 06:18:00 PM
Have fun being made someone's bitch in public.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 10-05-2001 07:09:00 PM
hehe send me pictures of you in the hospital :P
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Willias
Pancake
posted 10-05-2001 07:26:00 PM
Just don't use any corny, The Rock says this, lines, you will get ridaculed for it. DO YOU SMELL....
Bane
BANNED
posted 10-05-2001 07:30:00 PM
quote:
Willias had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Just don't use any corny, The Rock says this, lines, you will get ridaculed for it. DO YOU SMELL....

its not that kind of wrestling

cout << "SCORE!";
Wily Kat to the Rescue!
Willias
Pancake
posted 10-05-2001 07:32:00 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Bane wrote:
its not that kind of wrestling

It was a JUST KIDDING comment

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 10-05-2001 07:33:00 PM
quote:
Willias wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
It was a JUST KIDDING comment

so was his

Willias
Pancake
posted 10-05-2001 07:37:00 PM
quote:
Dr. Vorbis had this to say about John Romero:
so was his

Now I am confuseded.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-05-2001 08:56:00 PM
Ha ha...Bane the Bitch.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-05-2001 09:00:00 PM
Well ... uh, use the vulcanian death grip ...
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 10-05-2001 09:07:00 PM
quote:
Willias stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Now I am confuseded.

You are always confused.

For you are!

THE HOOHAH WARRIOR!

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-05-2001 09:32:00 PM
That's right guys. Pick on the guy who decides for whatever reason to express himself through athletics. Because you KNOW there are people out there who don't look funny up on stage acting (Parcelan), or who haven't made mistakes in their life (Cadga) who might want to do something different.

I swear...status quo is join the band or join an athletic team. And if you don't you become one of the nerds or freaks or losers. And heaven forbid one of the disenfranchised discover that, lo and behold, they want to participate in something normal.

Real supportive, guys.

*I* wrestled in high school. I got my varsity letter in it. Despite all the shit associated with sports, I think it was a positive experience and some of those guys, for the time we were all on the mat, were some of the best friends I had, whether we hung out any other time.

Bane, something to watch out for is that a lot of times, wrestling teams can't fill all JV and Varsity slots, so they may try to get you to sweat off the weight to drop into a lower weight class. DO NOT LET YOURSELF BE PRESSURED OR CAJOLED INTO THIS. If it's one or two pounds, sure. But I knew a 135lb guy who sweated off like 15 pounds in a week and landed his ass in the hospital after collapsing. That sort of starvation/sweat diet can do permanent damage. And it's like any other contact sport; you'll have aches and pains, but if you got one that doesn't go away, see a doctor. Not the team physician (if your school has one). Not a coach. Not the advice of your buddies. See a doctor. Again, year I was JV, one of the guys on the team gets nailed low by someone shooting in on him. His leg was braced slightly off kilter. As his feet slid back to absorb the blow, his leg hit a funny angle. He finished the match, and had an ache in his knee. Turned out later that his kneecap had been shifted slightly and was stretching and tearing on a ligament. Not 18 years old and he had to have partial reconstructive surgery on his knee.

But for all of the aches and pains you get some respect. What you do is more directly physical than baseball. You fight for six minutes to get the points. You by yourself can be the difference in points between winning a meet and not. Six minutes on the mat might not seem like a long time, but count it out second by second. Winning is a rush. Losing hurts, but it's not horrible. No-one who's skipped doing sports has the right to poke fun at someone who did, or will. You ain't been there, you don't get to poke fun at their choice of vocation, lest someone jab at yours.

Oh and Bane...there are a lot of girls who've started wrestling (usually in the 135 weight class or lower). Dunno if that's you...but they're usually extremely fast, agile, and surprisingly strong. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THEM! You'll have a hard time knowing where it's okay to put your hands...but be a gentleman, and they'll appreciate it even if you lose. One of my wrestling buddies met his fiancee that way.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 10-05-2001 09:40:00 PM
Bane when he enters the ring

The guy banes wrestling

Bane during the fight

Bane after the fight


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-05-2001 09:48:00 PM
Take it easy there, Lord Dethington. I can only speak for me, but it was all in good fun.

That's what makes us all good pals. We can all joke around and poke fun at each other. If I thought it seriously offended him, I would stop. But, he probably posted this with humorous intent.

Same reason we all make fun of Mog for his interperetive dances...whoops. There goes that secret.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 10-05-2001 11:37:00 PM
Hey!

The band kids WERE the nerds in my school


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Bane
BANNED
posted 10-06-2001 06:51:00 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Optimus Prime:

Oh and Bane...there are a lot of girls who've started wrestling (usually in the 135 weight class or lower). .


i'm like 138-140 but my scale is messed, so i think its wise to start loose some weight no not that way since it hasn't even started yet. Heh i can beat up a stinkin girl heh just kidding

cout << "SCORE!";
Wily Kat to the Rescue!
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 10-06-2001 06:57:00 AM
i was just teasing him :P
he knows i was ... or else he should hehe

wanan wrestle go for it i couldnt do it thats for sure hehe

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Bane
BANNED
posted 10-06-2001 06:59:00 AM
everyone always teases me i'm used to it by now
cout << "SCORE!";
Wily Kat to the Rescue!
God of awesomitity
^ I misspelled "Bonehead" ^
posted 10-06-2001 07:23:00 AM
Hey, make sure your in with teh women. Don't forget to let your hand 'slip'.
Dude, my followers totally reek of awesomitity! Fer sure dude!
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