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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 08-07-2001 03:56:00 PM

God Bless Texas!


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-07-2001 03:57:00 PM
schw33t!


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-07-2001 04:00:00 PM
*sniff*

I love my state.

*wipes a tear*

It's so beautiful.

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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 08-07-2001 04:04:00 PM

ph34r my homeland.

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Lalian Viajante
Pancake
posted 08-07-2001 04:04:00 PM
*grins*

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-07-2001 04:05:00 PM
Woohoo!!
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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-07-2001 04:07:00 PM
NO FAIR! you can draw Fae and the rest of us poor saps who can't and yet love our states are gimped

oh, and CA still whoops it up on all j0 assess

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Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 08-07-2001 04:07:00 PM
(*Suggests putting a white star between the tip of the tail and the inset of hair beside it.*)

What? I'm a perfectionist. I notice these things.

RP CHARACTER
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 08-07-2001 04:08:00 PM
Heh, I was born in Dallas believe it or not, have moved like eleven times since that .
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 08-07-2001 04:11:00 PM
And there's a part of the Texas outline (in the hair) which isn't colored.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Skaw
posted 08-07-2001 04:14:00 PM
ph34r Maryland.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-07-2001 04:15:00 PM
Texas... Must move to Texas...
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 08-07-2001 04:22:00 PM

Heehee.

[ 08-07-2001: Message edited by: Kloie ]

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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 08-07-2001 04:23:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Bajah:
*sniff*

I love my state.

*wipes a tear*

It's so beautiful.

Bajah you talkin bout the state or the girl?

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-07-2001 04:25:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Arrenn Lightblade:
Bajah you talkin bout the state or the girl?

ARRENN LIKES TEH BOOBIES!

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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 08-07-2001 04:25:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Soldar:

ph34r my homeland.

Canadian, eh?

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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 08-07-2001 04:27:00 PM
DO NOT!LIAR!
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posted 08-07-2001 04:27:00 PM
To answer Arrenn's question.... Yes.
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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 08-07-2001 04:28:00 PM
w00t!!!!
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 08-07-2001 04:31:00 PM
Yes Texas r0xx0rz j00 all!

Oh and Arrenn.. with yer sig winking like that.. you seem like yer talkin bout boobies.

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 08-07-2001 04:40:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kloie:

Heehee.

I live in Oklahoma and still think thats a horrible shirt.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 08-07-2001 04:42:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mad Psycho:
I live in Oklahoma and still think thats a horrible shirt.

It is a horrible shirt, but that's not the point.

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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 08-07-2001 04:47:00 PM
dont insult jim!
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-07-2001 04:59:00 PM
Texas SUx0z ya'll

*runs for his life*

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I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-07-2001 05:02:00 PM

HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!

[ 08-07-2001: Message edited by: Geeorn ]

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-07-2001 05:03:00 PM
ya will?
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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 08-07-2001 05:07:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kloie:
It is a horrible shirt, but that's not the point.
Then show a picture like this

oklahoma Easy

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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Lalian Viajante
Pancake
posted 08-07-2001 05:11:00 PM
We Oklahomans must remind Texans who won the Orange Bowl (and the game in Dalls *grins*). It's our duty as Oklahomans!
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-07-2001 05:25:00 PM
Ahhh, Texas. What other place can we take a big bite of the possum we just ran over, then make out with our cousins?

For the laaaaaaand of the unwaaaaashed,
And the hooooome of the hiiiiiicks.

Crazy hillbillies

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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 08-07-2001 05:30:00 PM
Well.. I aint from Oklahoma, but I'll do a character of it when I get back to VA and my scanner, just for Kloie.
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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posted 08-07-2001 05:36:00 PM
(1) Hillbillies do not exist in Texas. That's in some other state. Probally Mississippi, Arkansas, Georgia or somewhere thereabout.

(2) Wanna know why Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf? Because Oklahoma sucks

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-07-2001 05:36:00 PM
Go Massachusetts.

Where everthing is normal.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-07-2001 05:37:00 PM
I just listened to a Canadian stand-up comedian make fun of Canada for 10 minutes and then he made fun of Texans for their accents and lack of intelligence.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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posted 08-07-2001 05:38:00 PM
And just a random point to throw in, BM's new sig pic works well when you're listening to 'Phamtom Lord'.... perfect timing....
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-07-2001 05:39:00 PM
What's that, RIG? I can't understand you with your mouth full. Swallow that armadillo and try again
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-07-2001 05:40:00 PM
And yes, another reason why I am fun for the whole family.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-07-2001 05:40:00 PM
Why would anyone want to eat a cute little armadillo?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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posted 08-07-2001 05:42:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Parcelan:
What's that, RIG? I can't understand you with your mouth full. Swallow that armadillo and try again

It's not full of armadillo.... I'd never eat a speedbump. However my cousin just brough over a squirrel brain omlette and said that it can be made with prarie dog brains in a pinch, just need more dogs than squirrels.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-07-2001 05:42:00 PM
You know those Texans. They love their home cookin', especially when they cook it with the burning rubber of their tires.
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posted 08-07-2001 05:43:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Parcelan:
You know those Texans. They love their home cookin', especially when they cook it with the burning rubber of their tires.

Bullshit. Nothing beats fried eggs.... Especially when you fry them on the engine of your '57 Chevy truck.

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