I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a
suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestie.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The
other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of neglecting his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited, however, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and, hopefully, the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course, I want to be totally
honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Bush?
Signed, Worried About My Reputation
[EDIT:teh funney is now hur hur hur(typos too)] [ 08-02-2001: Message edited by: Black Mage ]
[edit:i can spell hur hur hur] [ 08-02-2001: Message edited by: Black Mage ]
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Originally posted by Fixer Upper:
Heh, if anyone needed the joke emboldened, then they need help in more ways than your elite text bolding skills can offer
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Orginally posted by BetaTested:
.... what was the response from Abby?
I rest my case.
Democrats. Go figure 
