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Topic: Tresspassers will be shot.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-27-2001 07:01:00 PM
Survivors will be shot again.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 07-27-2001 07:03:00 PM
You promise? Do you promise to shoot me? Please. Shoot me. I'll tresspass, if that's what it takes, but damnit, SHOOT ME!

(*is not having a good day*)

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 07-27-2001 07:05:00 PM
I'll wear a shirt with a big ass bullseye on it.

Want one, Ford?

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 07-27-2001 07:06:00 PM
Tresspassers will be shot.
Survivors will be Violated.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
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Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 07-27-2001 07:08:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Demitri:
Want one, Ford?
As long as you don't make me pay for it. I can't afford to go spending money on a T-shirt, even if I am planning to get shot.
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 07-27-2001 07:09:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Azizza:
Tresspassers will be shot.
Survivors will be Violated.

Wow. Azizza's post mentioned nothing of how "fucking liberals" are ruining the country.

Oh, look, a pig just flew into my window. What a coincidence.

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Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 07-27-2001 07:11:00 PM
Suddar, you have a chance to die without getting shot. Let me tresspass in peace!
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-27-2001 07:11:00 PM
SERPENTINE! WEEEE! Haven't been hit yet, bit--

*BAM*

GAAAAAOOOOOWWW! OOOOH! THAT HURTS! YOU DUMB MOTHERF--

*BAM BAM BAM BAM.... BAM BAM BAM.... BAM*

He was...*bleed bleed*...right...

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-27-2001 07:14:00 PM
heh heh heh
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 07-27-2001 07:16:00 PM
(*barges through the front gate*)
SHOOT ME YOU SON OF A B**CH!
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Positive Reinforcement
Pancake
posted 07-27-2001 07:38:00 PM
loves the fact that Ford Prefect's new sig pic looks to be a Protoss!!! yeah!!!

[ 07-27-2001: Message edited by: Positive Reinforcement ]

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash, Army of Darkness

"Well, he got the stop and drop part right"

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Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 07-27-2001 07:56:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Positive Reinforcement:
yeah!!!
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Author unknown:
I hate my life.
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Pancake
posted 07-27-2001 08:04:00 PM
Hey!!! that's my line!!!
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash, Army of Darkness

"Well, he got the stop and drop part right"

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Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 07-27-2001 08:07:00 PM
(*Puts his car engine on the kitchen table.*)
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Pancake
posted 07-27-2001 08:10:00 PM
I'll kindly ask you to remove that now before I'm forced to do something with my rather large stick!!!
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash, Army of Darkness

"Well, he got the stop and drop part right"

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Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 07-27-2001 08:27:00 PM
You do that. Just make sure it's fatal for one of us. Don't much care which one, if the stick kills you, I'll just get myself shot.

Damnit, SHOOT ALREADY!

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Sarudani Miolnir
Old-school poster
posted 07-27-2001 08:47:00 PM
Is there life after death? Trespass here and find out.

Sar...

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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 07-27-2001 08:51:00 PM
Peeks in and immediately ducks as a bullet whizzes overhead.

Hey!

Returns fire.

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 07-30-2001 10:25:00 AM
Anyone found here at night will be found here in the morning.
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