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Topic: What's the worst insult/degrading comment you've ever seen?
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 07-27-2001 04:51:00 PM
Well... Give!
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 07-27-2001 05:03:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Soldar:
Well... Give!
THAT is the most insulting thing I've ever read!
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 07-27-2001 05:04:00 PM
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THAT is the most insulting thing I've ever read!

So true...So true..

[ 07-27-2001: Message edited by: Otku ]

[ 07-27-2001: Message edited by: Otku ]

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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 07-27-2001 05:05:00 PM
I can't believe he had the NERVE to post that!
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 07-27-2001 05:06:00 PM
Illanae bursts into tears and runs from the room!


SADF!

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 07-27-2001 05:20:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Illanae:
Illanae bursts into tears and runs from the room!


SADF!

*comforts Nae*
Dont worry, he didnt mean it

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-27-2001 05:21:00 PM
A friend of mine walked up to my ex-gf at a post-football party and uttered the following phrase....

"Bitch, your ass is spreading faster than the internet!"

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 07-27-2001 05:25:00 PM
Tradition at the Academy used to be that when someone got a "dear john" letter, the poor guy would post it on the squadron bulletin board, where everyone would comment/correct grammar/etc, then he'd mail it back.

That could get pretty harsh.

But oh, so satisfying . . . .

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-27-2001 05:27:00 PM
I got a Dear John B-Day card and a Dagger once.... would that have worked?

Of the 3 times (well, more times, but 3 women) that I've had relationships break up, I'd have to say that getting a Dagger and a 'Dear John' for your b-day takes the cake.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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DivaliciousEm
posted 07-27-2001 06:00:00 PM
WHAT is a Dear John card??

~confused~

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Dave
)_(
posted 07-27-2001 06:05:00 PM
Its a slang frase that started from an old tv show. I think.

Anywho, it's mostly a note/letter a lady leaves behind when she leaves her bf/hubby etc and doesn't have the guts to say it to them face to face.

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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 07-27-2001 06:15:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by DivaliciousEm:
WHAT is a Dear John card??

~confused~

The concept was that if you get a letter from your girlfriend that started off "Dear (your name)..." that is was a break-up letter.

Goes something like this: "Dear (Insert BF's name here), I hate you forever, and if you ever come near me again I will have you shot." Well, you get the idea.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-27-2001 06:43:00 PM
The most insulting thing, eh? Well, don't kill me, because I didn't say it, but...

"Oh, did I just shit on your car? I mistook it for your grandmother's grave."

Now THAT, my friends, is the most insulting thing I've ever heard. You insult the guy, his car, and his dead grandma. Yipe.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 07-27-2001 08:05:00 PM
"You spell like mog!"
Veni, vidi, vici
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Pancake
posted 07-27-2001 08:13:00 PM
if you're saying something like "did I shit on your car? I thought it was your grandma's grave." do you actually have to do the act? or am I missing something?
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash, Army of Darkness

"Well, he got the stop and drop part right"

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-27-2001 08:16:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Positive Reinforcement:
if you're saying something like "did I shit on your car? I thought it was your grandma's grave." do you actually have to do the act? or am I missing something?

You don't have to, but it helps your case.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 07-27-2001 08:32:00 PM
An Ogre saying "Hoomans ar dum".
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-27-2001 10:28:00 PM
"This post directly insults Delidgamond"

DAMN YOU VORBIS!

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Lashanna
noob
posted 07-28-2001 08:23:00 AM
I would post it here, but I don't want to get banned, and it's sort've embarassing...
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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