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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-26-2001 03:37:00 PM
Yes, that's right, you heard correctly.

It's a secret so terrifying, so remarkable, so utterly astounding that even the slightest reference to it would send you rolling to the ground, squealing and crying like a little girl with pants wetter than Otku's bed!

AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 07-26-2001 03:38:00 PM
I dont wet the bed Damnit!

[ 07-26-2001: Message edited by: Otku ]

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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 07-26-2001 03:38:00 PM
You ate garlic eh?
hey
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 07-26-2001 03:46:00 PM
Well... tell the secret already!
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Steven Steve
posted 07-26-2001 04:02:00 PM
His secret is something so strange that it is inaudible.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 07-26-2001 04:05:00 PM
Parce, are you gonna reveal that after all this time, you really are a gopher?
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-26-2001 04:14:00 PM
You wish to know The Secret?!?!

Then know you shall!

*looks around for any possible witnesses, then leans in close and whispers.*

The secret is....Drysart isn't actually a high elf....

HE'S A GUINEA PIG IN DISGUISE! WAAAAAAAGH!

*turns around and runs away screaming his head off!*

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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 07-26-2001 04:16:00 PM
Bah... you're just jealous that he gets the women...
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-26-2001 05:17:00 PM
of course..he's Italian *grins evilly and ducks*

I'm Italian too, so I'm allowed to throw jabs at my own people

-KD

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 07-26-2001 05:54:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Parcelan:
HE'S A GUINEA PIG IN DISGUISE! WAAAAAAAGH!

Old news.

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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 07-26-2001 06:03:00 PM
quote:

I've Got a Terrible Secret!

You secretly love Emmy?

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-26-2001 06:08:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kagrama:
You secretly love Emmy?

Who doesnt love Emmy?

*drools*

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-26-2001 06:10:00 PM
Can I tell you a secret?

...
...

I see DEAD PEOPLE. ;p

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-26-2001 06:11:00 PM
No! Ah hates Emmy! Ah really do!
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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 07-26-2001 06:19:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Parcelan:
No! Ah hates Emmy! Ah really do!

Suuuureeee....

That's what you WANT us to think. We all know, deep down inside, you love her to bits!

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-26-2001 06:26:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Karnaj:
Can I tell you a secret?

...
...

I see DEAD PEOPLE. ;p

BONK! =D

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-26-2001 06:28:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Elvish Crack Piper:
Who doesnt love Emmy?

*drools*

And with THAT statement you have legally foreited your life to me, which I will extract in a very painful and slow fashion. Thank you.

*growl...*

Ozius

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Rabin Crabmink
YES
posted 07-26-2001 06:34:00 PM
IT'S THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE! OH NO!
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Naimah
In a Fire
posted 07-26-2001 07:28:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kagrama:
Suuuureeee....

That's what you WANT us to think. We all know, deep down inside, you love her to bits!

I read that last part completly wrong the first time...

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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 07-26-2001 07:35:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Naimah:
I read that last part completly wrong the first time...

Don't make me pull out my fudgesicle and flaunt it infront of you!

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Naimah
In a Fire
posted 07-26-2001 07:40:00 PM
that is quite all right there buddy
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DivaliciousEm
posted 07-26-2001 07:49:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Parcelan:
No! Ah hates Emmy! Ah really do!

NO! You LOVE me Parce!!!!

~huggles and clings to ya!~

Naliana La'Rambuncious:
[Level 5, Bertoxx]
Wood Elf Druid.
Tunare's Li'l Vixen.
"Too Wild To Be Tamed."
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-26-2001 08:37:00 PM
*shakes his head*

Poor poor Poppy. Off his meds for one day and it results in this...

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-26-2001 09:07:00 PM
Phbbbbbbbbbt!

Nerts to you, Emmy!

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-26-2001 09:21:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Elvish Crack Piper:
Who doesnt love Emmy?

Mortious raises his hand

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Nevermore
Pancake
posted 07-26-2001 09:25:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Rabin Crabmink:
IT'S THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE! OH NO!

PAK CHOOIE
YOU MUST BE PROTECTED
PLEASE GO STAND BY THE STAIRS
PAK CHOOIE UNF

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