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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-23-2001 04:53:00 PM
May I borrow a cup of sugar?
Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 07-23-2001 04:54:00 PM
sure!
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 07-23-2001 05:12:00 PM
Sorry, Poppy. You've become diabetic in your old age and we need to monitor your intake.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 07-23-2001 05:13:00 PM
/e stabs the gopher to death with his finger stick

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 07-23-2001 05:17:00 PM
Brown or White?
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-23-2001 05:21:00 PM
I would like some white sugar. And would you mind loaning me an egg while you're at it?
Peter
Pancake
posted 07-23-2001 05:26:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Parcelan:
I would like some white sugar. And would you mind loaning me an egg while you're at it?

Sorry I am all out of Chicken eggs, have plenty Golden, Dragon, or Easter eggs if you need them

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 07-23-2001 05:27:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Parcelan:
I would like some white sugar. And would you mind loaning me an egg while you're at it?


Of course! I have plenty of eggs since I bought that chicken at the county fair!

Do you want to borrow some milk as well?

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-23-2001 05:41:00 PM
Yes, please, if you wouldn't mind. You see, I was making some brownies when I just ran out of everything.
Peter
Pancake
posted 07-23-2001 06:30:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Parcelan:
Yes, please, if you wouldn't mind. You see, I was making some brownies when I just ran out of everything.

*Hands Parcelan a small Baggie*

It is umm oregeno, yeah oregeno ... Don't worry it will make the brownies realllly good, One could say magical infact :P

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 07-23-2001 06:34:00 PM
ooohhhh specialbrownies

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Daniel Gow
The Official "Whasap" Bear
posted 07-23-2001 06:46:00 PM
weeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

BROWNIES!!!!!

*Hands Parce the chocolate chips!*

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-23-2001 10:05:00 PM
Thanks for everything.

*turns to leave, then turns back around*.

Oh, pardon me for being a bother, but would you happen to have a small container of chocolate frosting? No brownie is complete without chocolate frosting.

Maradon!
posted 07-23-2001 10:06:00 PM
I haven't got any frosting, but I've got some brownies you can borrow.

*hands Parcelan some brownies*

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-23-2001 10:07:00 PM
*gives Poppy some frosting*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-23-2001 10:08:00 PM
But that would take the whole joy out of making the brownies myself! I have all these ingredients, and they'd just go to waste if I didn't use them to make my brownies.
Maradon!
posted 07-23-2001 10:09:00 PM
You're right, I'm sorry.

The brownies didn't like you much anyway I'm afraid.

*Sets the brownies to roam free*

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-23-2001 10:12:00 PM
Ah, thank you very much, dearie!

*gleefully accepts the frosting and hobbles into the kitchen. There is the sound of mixing, cheerful humming, and a myriad of tiny little screams of pain and agony...followed by an eerie, tomb-like silence.

*a small prairie dog comes out of the kitchen, holding a steaming pan of gingerbread men. Upon closer inspection, these appear to be far too realistic to be gingerbread men! A small troupe of brown-skinned, leather-clad humanoids covered in steaming chocolate are laying upon the pan, their tiny faces contorted in absolute agony. The same expressions frozen in death onto their features as the chocolate scalded them, burning and melding their brown skin to their tiny bones.

*smiles cheerily.*

Would you care for a brownie?

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-23-2001 10:15:00 PM
Ooooo

Brownies!

*takes one and nibbles cheerfully*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Peter
Pancake
posted 07-23-2001 10:16:00 PM
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 07-23-2001 10:24:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Pyscho_Pike:
*Hands Parcelan a small Baggie*

It is umm oregeno, yeah oregeno ... Don't worry it will make the brownies realllly good, One could say magical infact :P



It's always time for magic Kool-Aid!
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Peter
Pancake
posted 07-23-2001 10:26:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by The Last Strider:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pyscho_Pike:
[qb]*Hands Parcelan a small Baggie*

It is umm oregeno, yeah oregeno ... Don't worry it will make the brownies realllly good, One could say magical infact :P



It's always time for magic Kool-Aid![/QB][/QUOTE]


Sorry but i must be lost, or it's soom new drug i don't know about......

The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 07-23-2001 10:29:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Pyscho_Pike:

Sorry but i must be lost, or it's soom new drug i don't know about......


Read the comics at
Psyguy.com
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Mayor of Townsville
Pancake
posted 07-23-2001 10:39:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Pyscho_Pike:

That lady is eeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiiilllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The city of Townsville... is entirely mine!
Peter
Pancake
posted 07-23-2001 10:40:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mayor of Townsville:
That lady is eeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiiilllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love the look on the Dough Boy in the oven :P

Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 07-24-2001 02:24:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by The Last Strider:
It's always time for magic Kool-Aid!

Actually, drinking the Kool-Aid refers to the Jonestown thing were everyone committed suicide by drinking poison Kool-Aid.

-Tok

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-24-2001 02:36:00 AM
cyanide sucks.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 07-24-2001 03:53:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael:
cyanide sucks.

Better than 'suck cyanide', thank you very much.

Savant
Pancake
posted 07-24-2001 03:56:00 AM
NO SOUP FOR YOU!

quote:
Originally posted by Parcelan:
May I borrow a cup of sugar?
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