EverCrest Message Forums
You are not logged in. Login or Register.
Author
Topic: Jurrasic Park trois
Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-22-2001 09:54:00 PM
Good movie, crappy ending


that is all

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-22-2001 09:55:00 PM
aye, too blatant sequal pushing.
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 07-22-2001 09:56:00 PM
Coming from the person who is convinced that the eagle in the FF movie was real?

Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-22-2001 10:03:00 PM
IT IS!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Kanid
BANNED
posted 07-22-2001 10:07:00 PM
And the Owl in Labyrinth is real too, at least in SOME scenes
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 07-22-2001 10:08:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Delidgamond:
Good movie, crappy ending


that is all


I thought it was kinda cool

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 07-22-2001 10:30:00 PM
How it SHOULD Have Happened...

[OK, Spoiler, you've been warned]

Raptor 1 ~~ Hey boss, they gave us the eggs... should we let 'em go?

Raptor 2 ~~ Yeah, they look pretty scrawny anyways

Boss Raptor ~~ All rght, what the heck, they -

*Dr. Grant's Raptor Noise Maker* ~~ KILL ME KILL ME KILLMEKILLMEMEMEMEMEEEE

Boss Raptor ~~ Well you heard it boys, it wants to die

*Much tearing and screaming*

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-23-2001 05:30:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Vorago:
*Dr. Grant's Raptor Noise Maker* ~~ KILL ME KILL ME KILLMEKILLMEMEMEMEMEEEE

I've got to get me one of those!

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-23-2001 07:08:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Delidgamond:
Good movie, crappy ending


that is all


Sounds like my AI rating.
That movie should have ended when the copter was underwater and the narrator broke in.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-23-2001 07:26:00 AM
Okay, since we are spoiling a little....

the movie seemed a bit humane.....

around four shots were fired the entire time.

Cmon, I want gun fights!

Or at least Jackie Chan fighting a raptor! w00t! I would pay big to see that!

Edit: Eh, too bad Bajah.

[ 07-23-2001: Message edited by: Lenlalron ]

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-23-2001 07:30:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Lenlalron:
Jackie Chain

I almost spit up some Dew, there.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 07-23-2001 07:58:00 AM
The ending DID suck..
The World is Yours
Brazen
moderate ass
posted 07-23-2001 09:37:00 AM
*laughs his ass off at Vorago's ending*

And how did Billy manage to survive, reach the beach before the others, and have time to get patched up?

Yeah give me more snarling biting crunching Too many damn survivors! And damnit I wanted to see that big gun used against a T-rex at least once!

Brazen Risk
Antonican Daredevil
Bane
BANNED
posted 07-23-2001 10:55:00 AM
it wasn't good and it wasn't bad, the plot was good the beating of T-REx was good the surival of that damn kid was lame the character of Dr. Grant kept changing thus not enough consistence with the character. And how did that guy hire those people? i mean he was a owner of a bathroom place *sigh* and the whole stealing the eggs was foreseen and the raptors were alot more intelligent in this one after he said they were
cout << "SCORE!";
Wily Kat to the Rescue!
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 07-23-2001 11:57:00 AM
It is blatently obvious that the raptors have access to TV. They played only quasi-intelligent in the first two to keep up appearences, but when Dr. Grant did that lecture, SOMEONE had to tape it and they saw it, thus they knew their cover was blown and there was no point hiding their super intelligence or their plan to fly to the moon, colonize it and proceed to re-direct asteroids at Earth for some sweet sweet revenge

[ 07-23-2001: Message edited by: Vorago ]

Bane
BANNED
posted 07-23-2001 02:20:00 PM
i'm reminded of one episode in 'The Critic' about JP 2 way back when JP came out. like the raptors go and pushy the key out of the closet and they say you can't trap a raptor in a closet its too smart and the raptor states his plan heh
cout << "SCORE!";
Wily Kat to the Rescue!
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 07-23-2001 02:25:00 PM
I didn't like the movie. It was okay, but I am very glad I paid only the Matinee price. I slept through the first 15-20 minutes. There was suspense, there was grodiness. It just didn't grab me and make me glad I saw it.
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 07-23-2001 04:19:00 PM
Why didn't any dinos eat the man in the parachute when he was just dead, hanging there?

How does a metal door stop a big-ass dinosaur, when other than the door, there were only broken windows protecting them?

Why did all the metal structures just break? (Pathway in Bird Cage, giant gate when dino busted through it, etc.) I mean, does solid metal completely decay in 20 years?

What did the birds eat for all those years they were in the cage? We saw no fish, and there were no animals.

How DID the kid get the tyrano urine?

Sorry. It WAS a good movie... good enough to see in the theatres, at least. A bit short, though.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 07-23-2001 04:52:00 PM
You answered your own question there Inferno. When there are no humans in the vicinity metal decays at a rate equivilant to milk, thus the bird cage would have collapsed upon itself rather quickly, but hey, it's home. The dinos needed a good scare from the humans to decide to migrate, not at any time before.

[ 07-23-2001: Message edited by: Vorago ]

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 07-23-2001 06:40:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Vorago:
You answered your own question there Inferno. When there are no humans in the vicinity metal decays at a rate equivilant to milk, thus the bird cage would have collapsed upon itself rather quickly, but hey, it's home. The dinos needed a good scare from the humans to decide to migrate, not at any time before.

[ 07-23-2001: Message edited by: Vorago ]



I hope that was sarcasm. If it wasn't...

And what is this crap of migration? The dino-birds were always locked in... The " rescue team" left the front door open. That is how they got out.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 07-23-2001 07:26:00 PM
How did all the people come out with just a few bruises and scratches when the plane crashed? You think they would have at leat ONE broken bone.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

All times are US/Eastern
Hop To: