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The Last Strider

I will die alone

posted 07-22-2001 04:57:00 PM

First, we have our IM conversation:

quote:
Spiritfang: Hey, I know you!
eMmS316: thats nice
Spiritfang: You think this is the ugly kid, don't ya?
eMmS316: no
Spiritfang: Good. But you know who I am?
eMmS316: one of his gay friends who he asked to defend him
Spiritfang: I'm a satanist priest, but I am one of his friends, yes.
Spiritfang: I want to sacrifice your body to Satan for tormenting the so-called "ulgy" Kid. He is one of our most faithful patrons.
eMmS316: oh
Spiritfang: The soul of the "popularest" Girl in her grade should suffice to quench my demonic master's hunger.
Spiritfang: Need me to explain the big words?
eMmS316: no
Spiritfang: I'm surprised. With your bad grammar, I'd surmise that your Intelligence Quotient is very low.
Spiritfang: Oh, and it's "even" not "evan".
Spiritfang: *ties her up and drags her to an alter to Satan*
eMmS316: your so stupid just shut up
Spiritfang: Make me shut up. make me make me make me make me make me
eMmS316: ok i will, i will block you
Spiritfang: Oh wow, you're gonna block me! I'm so scared!
eMmS316: i could tell all my friends so come and yell @ you...BUT GUESS WHAT I CAN STAND UP 4 MY SELF..UNLIKE FRANK
Spiritfang: Why don't you just say "at?"
eMmS316: well i think u are scared cuz you are spending a lot of time talking to be and once i block you u will have NOTHING to do
Spiritfang: And I'm doing this of me own free will.
eMmS316: just like the other 13 peeps who are talking to me anbout his?
eMmS316: this*
Spiritfang: Oh yeah, I'm SO scared! I don't think I could live without being able to talk to you!
Spiritfang: Thank GOD, you corrected one of your typos!
eMmS316: y
Spiritfang: y? Do you mean "Why?"
eMmS316: no i mean ''y''
eMmS316: god all you people REALLY care about spelling
Spiritfang: What is "y" Supposed to mean? And that's because we care how we look when we type!
eMmS316: what, do u check your self in the mirror b4 u typer?
Spiritfang: We aren't ignorant asses who make fun of people to amuse ourselves!
eMmS316: type*
Spiritfang: Oh, that was REALLY funny. Ha ha ha!
Spiritfang: *sarcastic* Duh, I look at myself in the mirror before I type! Huh huh huh!
eMmS316: well you said "we care how we look when we type"
Spiritfang: Well, you ignorant savage, I MEANT how we look by our typing skills!
Spiritfang: Any fourth grader could figure out what I meant!
eMmS316: then how come everyone else who is typing to me about Frank is typing backwords?? so speek 4 your self when u say that
Spiritfang: Speaking backwards?
Spiritfang: What do you mean?
eMmS316: nm
Spiritfang: Oh, you are talking about Vhore!
eMmS316: un like you...i have a life, so i'm gunna go do something like outside...why do u talk to peeps your does evan know??? do u have nothing to do??? besides leave me alone i said sorry to frank and i don't call him ulgy anymore
Spiritfang: When did you say sorry?
eMmS316: to some kid, who said he would tell FRank
eMmS316: or..he said he would put it on the message board
Spiritfang: And If I don't have a life, how am I typing? Is my ghost typing?
Spiritfang: Wait...you're the one that said she didn't know what a message board was!
eMmS316: i'm just sick of everyone IMing me. i have to change my sn, and when i told Fank i was gunna kill him...we were just playing around and he waas laughing
eMmS316: yea some guy explained it to me last night
eMmS316: i still don't really no wjat it is though
Spiritfang: Not the way he says it.
eMmS316: what*
eMmS316: well yes
Spiritfang: *glares* A death threat is NOT funny. Nor is tormenting someone on their physical appearance.
Spiritfang: That is called "Cruel".
Spiritfang: I can't understand how you could call insulting a person "Fun". Or is that what the popular people do where you live?
eMmS316: yes, and i'm talking to 8 other peeps who are saying the same, JUST BACK OFF
Spiritfang: *glares* I'm glad I don't live near you then.
eMmS316: are u like a gang with fank and like 8 other peeps who are stockimg me and sexycutiegurly????
Spiritfang: How would you react if I said yes?
eMmS316: well i allreading think u are
Spiritfang: I can tell.
eMmS316: all ready*
Spiritfang: *sigh* What is the world coming to, when popular people torment those less popular than themselves?
eMmS316: u are harrising me now..so
Spiritfang: Oh, I am indeed...
Spiritfang: But the difference is, you deserve it.
eMmS316: so, its not like u are buring me with insults or anything
eMmS316: how old are you?
Spiritfang: By the way, when do you plan to block me? And I'm Fourteen.
Spiritfang: What is "buring"?
eMmS316: burning
Spiritfang: Ahhh...
Spiritfang: No, I don't think I can burn you with insults, unless they are on fire!

Then, she invites me to a chat room...

quote:
OnlineHost: *** You are in "eMmS316 Chat13". ***
OnlineHost: SexyCutieGurly23 has entered the room.
eMmS316: hey Melissa!!
eMmS316: heheh
Spiritfang: Oh joy.
eMmS316: oh u no u like it
SexyCutieGurly23: lol
SexyCutieGurly23: he loves me
SexyCutieGurly23: he know he does
eMmS316: lol!
eMmS316: yea
Spiritfang: Oh yeah baby, I love you allright.
SexyCutieGurly23: yup
SexyCutieGurly23: i warned u then blocked u...
SexyCutieGurly23: that was funny
Spiritfang: You know you want me too.
SexyCutieGurly23: oh hell yea
SexyCutieGurly23: acuallt how about hell no!!!
SexyCutieGurly23: acually*
Spiritfang: Don't try to deny it, babe. You know I'm sexy!
SexyCutieGurly23: hell no
SexyCutieGurly23: and.......
SexyCutieGurly23: dont call me babe! cause only my bf can call me that!!
eMmS316: do u think your cool talking us or something?
Spiritfang: You have a boyfriend? The wonders never cease.
eMmS316: ommm righ
SexyCutieGurly23: ummm yea w/e
eMmS316: t
Spiritfang: How would talking to you make me cool?
eMmS316: what
SexyCutieGurly23: cause u ahve no life
SexyCutieGurly23: have*
Spiritfang: That's pretty funny.
SexyCutieGurly23: emma what time do u want me to call u tommorow about going out w/ our boy friends tommorow night?
SexyCutieGurly23: we can make out all night!!
eMmS316: it will rock!
Spiritfang: I don't think ya'll could ever be cool. And your boyfriend must either be ugly as sin.
SexyCutieGurly23: it should be fun huh hun!
eMmS316: omm like 8 ot 9
Spiritfang: Or blind as a bat.
eMmS316: just shut up
SexyCutieGurly23: at least we have a boy friend
SexyCutieGurly23: i bet uve never had a gf
Spiritfang: Why would I want a boyfriend? I'm a guy. And yes, in fact, I have had girlfriends.
Spiritfang: And have one now.
SexyCutieGurly23: i said gf
SexyCutieGurly23: 4 u
Spiritfang: I know.
SexyCutieGurly23: let us see ur pic
SexyCutieGurly23: send it to both of us
Spiritfang: I'm messing with your head. And that's fine
eMmS316: your amost as kool as Barney
SexyCutieGurly23: lol
SexyCutieGurly23: ya allmost but not quite!!
eMmS316: lol
SexyCutieGurly23: maybe as cool as baby-bop
Spiritfang: Oh Barney. THAT's Original.
eMmS316: thanx
Spiritfang: That isn't a compliment, Idiot.
SexyCutieGurly23: oh that hurt so much
SexyCutieGurly23: i think im gonna die!
Spiritfang: *scoff* Like you can do better.
Spiritfang: I'm still waiting to be banned, by the way.
Spiritfang: *gets sick of talking to these filthy peons* Just block me from IMing you.
SexyCutieGurly23: thats cause we think u suck
eMmS316: no, its interensting to hear such freeks talking me and Melissa don't usually listen to people like
Spiritfang: Oh wow. That one cut so deep.
eMmS316: you
Spiritfang: *monotone* Oh. I think I'm gonna cry. Boo-hoo.
eMmS316: :-\ okkkk
Spiritfang: Oh, you probly don't know what a monotone is, do you?
eMmS316: yes we do
Spiritfang: Good, you are less stupid than I had previously surmised.
Spiritfang: Need me to tell you what surmised means?
eMmS316: no
Spiritfang: Ok then.
eMmS316: btw we are high honer students...and student or the month...i swear
Spiritfang: THAT's a laugh.
eMmS316: iam!
Spiritfang:Sure you are.
eMmS316 : omg really
eMmS316:no look kid,,,i really am
Spiritfang:Prove it.
eMmS316 : ok....
Spiritfang:On second thought, I don't care. I'm just gonna post all this on the messageboard.
SexyCutieGurly23:u people ahve no lives
Spiritfang:Later, ya shallow freaks.

*laughs* Man, that was funny.

[ 07-22-2001: Message edited by: The Last Strider ]

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Densetsu

NOT DRYSART

posted 07-22-2001 05:13:00 PM

Why do they call people older than them kids? And why does one answer with 'we'? it's like they are a collective of minds that are less intelligent than the golem in my sigpic

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?

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Mog

not really a mmembe rof tis boered

posted 07-22-2001 08:32:00 PM

we are the borg
resitence is futileand

student or the month

first of all what kinfd of school has a student of the month

second the asshole wrote or, so i gues shes saying that some months shes a student and other months she isnt

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance

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Turlis, After Counseling

Yes, the counselor was scared too.

posted 07-23-2001 12:39:00 PM

Student of the Month is a well known practice in elementary schools. So we all know their age.

The thing that I find the funniest is that they say we all have no lives.. Yet if you just check their online times on AIM, you'll notice the hypocracy is so thick you can cut it with a knife.

WERRREE STRA HONER SDUTENDS IN TEH SKOL

Teehee.

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Lyinar Ka`Bael

Are you looking at my pine tree again?