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Topic: Hypothetical question concerning EQ Gods...
Kennatsu
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posted 07-17-2001 02:08:00 PM
If the Olympian(Roman or Greek) Gods came over to Norrath and killed them all, then took over, which one would you worship?
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 07-17-2001 02:09:00 PM
Aphrodite.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Malbi
posted 07-17-2001 02:10:00 PM
Hephestus the god of the Forge...I can relate to him
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-17-2001 02:10:00 PM
I'd have to go with Hades..... No sense in not sucking up to the man who's gonna be in charge when I go to my final end.....
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 07-17-2001 02:11:00 PM
Diana
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-17-2001 02:12:00 PM
One of the big three (Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades).
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DivaliciousEm
posted 07-17-2001 02:13:00 PM
Hera. The Queen. And, more over, she's a WOMAN.


Although my personal favorite is Artemis....

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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 07-17-2001 02:36:00 PM
Athena
Il Buono
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posted 07-17-2001 02:48:00 PM
Hades, no question about it.

Although.. Zeus slept around, didn't he have like 15 kids with 7 different women?

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-17-2001 03:07:00 PM
Aeris r0xx0rz all of j00!
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-17-2001 03:18:00 PM
Ares. Or Mars, if you want to call it Roman.

Ares, Artemis, Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, and so forth were the Greek names.

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Pancake
posted 07-17-2001 03:40:00 PM
I am Agnostic on the game.

But if I was forced to worship a god, it would be Zeus or Poseidon

The city of Townsville... is entirely mine!
Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 07-17-2001 04:06:00 PM
Athena, the goddess of war/wisdom
or
Artemis, the goddess of the moon
Peter
Pancake
posted 07-17-2001 04:56:00 PM
I'm sorry but.. I just couldn't Bring Myself to worship the greek/roman gods...They are well just pansies...Now if they were the Norse gods thats a differnt story :P
Sora
Domo Arigato
posted 07-17-2001 05:05:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kennatsu:
If the Olympian(Roman or Greek) Gods came over to Norrath and killed them all, then took over, which one would you worship?

Only one?? Could not do that..

But, Vesta, Flora, Venus, or Ceres probably...

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-17-2001 05:05:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Pyscho_Pike:
...Now if they were the Norse gods thats a differnt story :P

ODIN!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-17-2001 05:17:00 PM
Zeus.

Lightning is cool.

Sarudani Miolnir
Old-school poster
posted 07-17-2001 05:23:00 PM
Thor and Tyr.

Sar...

LordVladdDracul

posted 07-17-2001 05:54:00 PM
Hades or Posiedin (I know I spelled it wrong)
I plot revenge on you as we speak...

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 07-17-2001 05:57:00 PM
I forget the name, but he's the god of wine.
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 07-17-2001 05:59:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Pyscho_Pike:
I'm sorry but.. I just couldn't Bring Myself to worship the greek/roman gods...They are well just pansies...Now if they were the Norse gods thats a differnt story :P

True, but Norse Gods have a lifespan, as opposed to the Olympians, who were truly immortal =)

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 07-17-2001 06:06:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kennatsu:
True, but Norse Gods have a lifespan, as opposed to the Olympians, who were truly immortal =)

No diety is immortal. True, Norse gods could be killed by normal means, but any god can die just by having all his/her followers stop believing. No worship and no belief means true death for any god or goddess. That's why we label the above gods as 'Mythology' rather than 'Religion'
>_<

DivaliciousEm
posted 07-17-2001 06:12:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Arrenn Lightblade:
I forget the name, but he's the god of wine.

Bacchus?

~thinks~

A.K.A. Dionyisis...(sp?)

He's also the god of theater.

And last year I spent too much time reading Greek/Roman Tragedy.....

[ 07-17-2001: Message edited by: DivaliciousEm ]

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 07-17-2001 06:35:00 PM
PAN the god of running around in the forest hangin with animals and playing one of those thinggies with the wood tubes taped together

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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 07-17-2001 07:04:00 PM
Persephone, Queen of the Dead. Not just that, she has the spring-queen aspect as well... two sides of a rather cool coin. Plus, pomegranates are tasty
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-17-2001 07:14:00 PM
Pluto


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So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Steven Steve
posted 07-17-2001 10:08:00 PM
Greek/Roman: Ares/Mars

Norse: Tyr

Tyr ownz you biatch

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Drysart
Pancake
posted 07-17-2001 10:46:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by KaeniaIrae:
No diety is immortal. True, Norse gods could be killed by normal means, but any god can die just by having all his/her followers stop believing. No worship and no belief means true death for any god or goddess. That's why we label the above gods as 'Mythology' rather than 'Religion'
>_<

A Drysart can not be harmed by conventional weapons.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 07-17-2001 11:06:00 PM
Drysart = God?
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-18-2001 01:08:00 AM
The Olympians were Greek, Kenn. For Mount Olympus, their home.

I would worship Hades and Persephone. They seemed the ones that head their heads on straight out of the whole bunch.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 07-18-2001 01:29:00 AM
I'd worship Athena. I've always been a sucker for knoledge, and I bet a wizard worshipping the goddess of knoledge could cast some killer spells.
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Lashanna
noob
posted 07-18-2001 01:49:00 AM
Athena/Minerva for me most likely...
I'm a Wizard, and like Chalesm said, a sucker for knowledge...

However, if I was a Ranger, Diana/Artemis would be perfect... She's the Goddess of the Moon and the Hunt.


And Demitri, that's an understatement, Zeus allegedly slept with like 100+ Women, LMAO... Virtually every Greek Myth is incomplete till Zeus has slept with a women who's not Hera....

I picture him like Bill Clinton, and I picture Hera a lot like Hillary, but less tolerant.

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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 07-18-2001 02:14:00 AM
Who says people don't beleive still in the old gods? S'basically Wicca.

*grins* Spiritual mother: Persephone. Father: Zeus. Seem pretty real to me

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Malbi
posted 07-18-2001 02:34:00 AM
Hmm no suprise Hephaestus aka Vulcan gets unnoticed by the majority...
never bloody minding he help forge most of the gods marevlous arms and armor and was married to Aphrodite...not that that ended well

he is the one of the few gods who really earned his place he fought for it

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-18-2001 02:57:00 AM
I'm not a big fan of weapons and armor

I always felt sorry for Hades, destined to reign over the dead. I never thought the dead were afraid of him, or that he was cruel, so it was rather unfair they held him in the regard they did, because he was probably an okay guy. Okay as far as the gods go, at least.


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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 07-18-2001 03:23:00 AM
Loki

so what if hes norse who asked you anyway :P

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-18-2001 04:03:00 AM
Ares was the Original d00d in my opinion. He was whiny, he bitched about EVERYTHING, he caused trouble, and he was obviously over-twinked. There's not a damned thing respectable about Ares. He represented every dishonorable, dirty, savage, bloody thing about war. Hence the fact he hung out with Discord, etc

Athena, though...Wisdom. I like her. Honorable, just, wise. Everything good about war, applied for all the right reasons.

Aphrodite...ugh...self-centered little tart. So dependent on the physical aspect of love (being the most beautiful got her into places she otherwise couldn't in my opinion) and she had a devoted husband, but cheated on him with ARES of all people CONSTANTLY until Hephaestus finally had enough and constructed a magic bed that caught them in the act and he paraded them publically around Olympus, turning his embarassment into his triumph. I hate Aphrodite.

Hephaestus...I have a lot of respect for him. Crippled when he got between his arguing parents, he didn't let his crippled legs be a disability. He created two mechanical men to help him about, and excelled in the art of creation. Yeah he was the Greek world's greatest weaponsmith, but in the end I don't think he spent all his time making weapons. I think of him as the kindly inventor who creates things to benefit all, but who in times of need applies his accomplishments to the field of war.

Apollo...eh...don't like the guy, don't hate him. Definitely takes after Zeus in the jealously department...but otherwise doesn't seem so bad.

Artemis...tragic. Lost the only guy she cared for when Apollo got pissed that she wasn't hanging out with him, basically. You have to respect her, though...once she swore off all men she stuck to it, and was focused into being the greatest hunter (male or female) ever. Dedication is cool.

Hera...I dunno. On one hand, it's nice to see one of the major deities actually faithful to their marriage vows (the other goddesses are either sluts like Aphrodite or virgins like Artemis and Athena...Hera and Zeus have two children). And on one hand I can't really blame her attempts on the lives of Zeus's flings and illegitimate children. It's not like she's a jerk...or you get the impression she's okay (she IS the goddess of women, mothers, wives, and other women we all love after all) aside from her loathing of the people Zeus cheats on her with.

Hades got a raw deal. Cold and emotionless...well...gee...if you got the rawest deal ever how would YOU act? No-one likes the guy because they associate him with their death, and it seems like every major hero in Greek mythology is trying to put one over on him. Persephone wouldn't even give him the time of day at first. Did he smell? No. He was the God of Death and the Underworld. Hades got shafted big time.

Poseidon...Uhm...don't mess with the King of the Oceans. Greeks didn't realize it, but Poseidon would in fact rule more of the Earth's surface than anyone else. To quote Aquaman "Don't even THINK of messing with the King of Atlantis"

Dionysus...gotta love a guy who knows how to party.

Let's see...Norse mythology? hrm. good question. I like Balder. He's very paladin-like. Yeah Thor's tougher, but keep in mind that in Norse mythology Thor is red-haired, dull-witted, solves everything by fighting. He gets tricked by Loki or the Bad Guy Du Jour on a regular basis and almost caused the end of the world when he went fishing with a giant when he hooked Jormundgandr (the Midgard World Serpent) and was pulling so hard to real the monster in that he almost pulled the beast's tail from its jaws. Thor was a dumbass.

Tyr's cool. Gotta respect Tyr...dude lost a hand doing the right thing.

Actually I like Loki...He's the typical villain...never gives up, and ends up setting off Ragnarok. Too bad about Heimdall...

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 07-18-2001 08:00:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael:
Ares was the Original d00d in my opinion. He was whiny, he bitched about EVERYTHING, he caused trouble, and he was obviously over-twinked. There's not a damned thing respectable about Ares. He represented every dishonorable, dirty, savage, bloody thing about war. Hence the fact he hung out with Discord, etc

At least he tended to get what's coming to him. I seem to remember several occasions where he ended up humiliated, one in particular where he was shoved into a vase and trapped there for quite some time, as well as the Hephaestus and Aphordite legend you mentioned, not to mention several others. There's nothing better than an cowardly idiot getting their just desserts.

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This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Maradon!
posted 07-18-2001 08:10:00 AM
Hades. Duh.

Not only because he's Lord of the Dead, but he's also kinda a loner with few social skills (like me). Heck, he had to kidnap his wife.

He also had some of the coolest minions. Cerberus, the harpies, that one thing with the thing...

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 07-18-2001 08:13:00 AM
Deth you rock! *giggle*
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