HALP! 
[ 07-04-2001: Message edited by: Maradon? ]
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I'll keep you compnay.
What scares me, is I have to walk upstairs, past the front door... And there's these two little windows on each side of the door...
Damn our over active imaginations!
In any case, though, set up an elaborate and unneccessary trap that any person with half a brain cell wouldn't get caught in.
Be sure to run through the house a couple of times, but whatever you do, establish a certain stance to running and don't alter it in any way!
If you are confronted with whatever it is, don't scream, just say "Zoinks!"
And whatever you do, DON'T go into the kitchen. Monsters always seek out those who are hungry and lurk for them in the pantry.
Be sure to ask Trixie for advice if you get confused.
Imagine all the crap I go through... 
Lets say I have alot of crap in my room I can beat people with....
ACK! STRANGE DRAFT! MUST BE A GHOST!!
[ 07-04-2001: Message edited by: Maradon? ]
Seriously, grab a book, lie down and read for a bit. Focus on the book. Once you start getting tired, put the book down, kill the light and roll over. Think about the book while you're drifting off to sleep. Worked for my overactive imagination having ass when I was younger. 
Hold me.
Metal baseball bat (1)
Footman's mace (2)
Boken (sp?) sword (1-2)
Flashlight (1)
Dagger (1)
Very sharp cheese slicer (1)
You are not the only one to go through this kind of stuff. I take comfort in the fact that I have enough weapons to hold at bay most non-gun carrying things long enough to get to my roommate's sword and axe collection.
PS: We use his Tanto blade as a pizza cutter.
Seriously, just get a flashlight, and shine it out your window. If it's a prowler, it will scare them off. If it's a small animal, you may scare it off. If it's something else, you will see it an know what to do.
RAAAAAAAWR! pulls out a BBQ grill
Hungry anyone?
[ 07-05-2001: Message edited by: Jargum ]
Yes, I am a Shadow Knight, and yes, that is my pet making the clicking noise behind you.
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Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftaghn!
They scare me. They STARE at me, big owl-eyes looking, looking, always calling something that sounds almost like humans speech, can almost be made out, echoing through the trees... and staring, staring at me...
*rocks*
I love it when I'm the onlyone awake when its dark and its so quiet you can hear your own pulse.
I love owls. I could sit there and stare at them staring at me all day.
I love wandering around an empty house when everyone is asleep..
Maybe I'm just strange.
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I really feel i dont need to worry though because my neighbor owns a gun shop (rich ) and has a huge arsenal in his closet so i just keep his number on speed dial
quote:So that's what ate my sketches. GIVE THEM BACK!
Originally posted by Nyarlathotep:
Oh don't worry...it's only I...the Crawling Chaos, Messenger of the Great Old Ones...Yes, I am a Shadow Knight, and yes, that is my pet making the clicking noise behind you.
I hate it when I get hungry during the night
>_<
Ozius
quote:
Originally posted by Mortious Shadowstalker:
The kitchen in my house opens up onto a large corn field. It's has many, many windows, all small.. and dark.I hate it when I get hungry during the night
>_<
Are you afraid that aliens might land in the corn field and then peek in the window and then you'll drop your ham sandwhich and scream "AIEEEE!" and run 40 miles to the nearest health food store?
quote:
Originally posted by Kagrama:
Are you afraid that aliens might land in the corn field and then peek in the window and then you'll drop your ham sandwhich and scream "AIEEEE!" and run 40 miles to the nearest health food store?
Yes, yes I am
