after a discussion in IRC about it, I'll conclude that no one, not even the GMs or Verant Staff will survive, leaving Norrath and all of its planes lifeless...

I already told you, only thing that can own Critters is an gun-toting long-haired alien

Fun plasma-based-weaponry antics for all!

I'm serious

You just do not understand the might of the Critter Ball of Hell.

*gives Wais his "Deprived" stamp, too*

"What if evil on SZ were immune to good and neutral's attacks?"

"What if Critters came down upon Norrath?"

"What if the Robot from Lost in Space came into chat one day and started making passionate love with anyone who said the word 'muffin'?"

Geez....

They were ugly, they weren't really terrifying, and they weren't that mysterious, enigmatic, or powerful seeming...

I mean, come on... Couple of PB AEs and fwoosh,

I think Magic would 0vv|\|x0rz them...

Magic > Weirdass pouncing overwhelming critter attacks...

Besides... I think Ogres and Trolls would just eat them.

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Originally posted by Parcelan:
"What if the Robot from Lost in Space came into chat one day and started making passionate love with anyone who said the word 'muffin'?"

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That turns me on for some reason...

Man...been a long time since I've seen Critters. Or Ghoulies for that matter.

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Originally posted by Lyinar:
They'd just wait till the alien bounty hunters came and blew them away.

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You haven't been in Qeynos often, have you? Check out the "temple" of the Prime Healer.

There's no waiting. The aliens are allready there, and they're posing as gods.

Hmm....was it Ghoulies or Munchies that came out of the toilet?

I thought it was Munchies, but maybe it was Ghoulies.

Anyways, if critters came to Norrath, I'm pretty sure they'd get owned. Bad.

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Originally posted by Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael:
We'd all have to wait and buy an expansion if we wanted the new race "Alien" and class "Bounty Hunter". Until then we'd get our asses kicked over and over and over. Nasty little varmints.

Man...been a long time since I've seen Critters. Or Ghoulies for that matter.

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GHOULIES!!!!!

I own the entire Critters movie library by the way,

I was a glutton for cheese horror, and the original Critters is actually a lot more hilarious than scary, they were comedy horrors which was a lot of fun.

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Originally posted by Lyinar:
It's a joke, Chibi :P

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Yah, I know. But don't you just love the image of Lashun Novashine packing a blaster?

"Hey Fippy! Guess what God gave me!"
*ZAP!*

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Originally posted by Pesco:
I am more worried about what would happen if Pokemon were released in Norrath...

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Many many many players would retire.

Freeport is screwed, ditto Qeynos... not even going to mention what happens when they chew through the bases of the trees in Kelethin...

The gnomes, dwarves and dark elves would be good though, just set up those nukers at the zone lines

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Originally posted by Pesco:
I am more worried about what would happen if Pokemon were released in Norrath...

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Lord Nagafen says: "Move Your Hand So Much As An INCH Closer To That Ball, And I Will Shove Your Head Up Your Ass. Then, I Will Show You What Richard Geer Does With Gerbils."

(Side note: I think It's Richard Geer that I'm thinking of. The guy that played Lancelot in "First Knight"? Anyway, I had to edit this because the first time I typed it out, it hinted at what he does, and it's kinda gross.)

[ 07-05-2001: Message edited by: ChibiDragon ]

heh heh heh...Lord Nagafen inna pokeball...