You might be a caffeine addict if...you think sleep is for the weak.
you've just had your 20th cup of coffee within 20 minutes on a Friday afternoon, at 4 o'clock, just so "the milk doesn't go bad over the weekend"
you believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable.
you have a website about caffeine
you're on a first name basis with Juan Valdez
your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.
your heart rate is always in triple digits.
you know from experience caffeine tablets don't dissolve in cola.
you wake up to Mountain Dew, before switching to JOLT.
you can name the five flavors of JOLT.
you have a mini-fridge under your desk... and a catheter.
you drink decaf by accident and slip into a coma.
you ask, "Sleep? What's that?"
you go to the doctor because you're afraid there might be blood in your Mountain Dew stream.
every coffee company wants to have your picture on their packs of coffee powder.
your heart only beats twice an hour and your eyes won't shut anymore.
your wife asked you to buy milk, bread and butter and you heard "buy coffee, coffee and coffee."
your slogan is "Save water, drink coffee."
your child's name is Nescafe.
Mountain Dew is the stuff great decisions are made of.
Starbucks has decided to use you as their official mascot.you've ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning.
you regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a good sign.
you have tattooed across the knuckles of your hands "JOLT" and "COLA"
your birthday is a national holiday in Colombia.
you go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.
your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen.
you've ever used the airplane's Call button just to get a coffee refill.
you've ever knelt and prayed before a Starbuck's logo.
your web page has the Mountain Dew color scheme.
you can't remember the last time you blinked.
you have on more than one occasion snorted instant coffee.
you have distilled Jolt Cola to make it more potent.
you have dark brown colored hair but you are a natural blonde and have never dyed it.
the dishes in your house are all coffee cups.
your dog's name is Folgers.
you see nothing wrong with using water joe (the caffeinated water) to make the coffee you use to take your no-doze.
you believe that sleep is simply a poor substitute for sleep
it's 6:09 AM and you're on your 2nd 20oz. cup of coffee.
you have to drink some form of caffeinated beverage just to sleep.
you'd rather be beaten over the head with a sledgehammer than give up that first cup of coffee in the morning. (Caffeine withdrawal is a real headache.)
you've given up sex, TV, or all forms of meat for Lent before, but can't make it 40 days without caffeine.
you could live in a desert like a hermit, eating bugs for food, as long as you had enough coffee beans with you.
you suck on a used coffee filter (full of coffee grounds) whenever the can runs out of coffee.
you dip espresso beans.