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Thistle
You can love things bow-like, just don't love things bow-like
posted 06-26-2001 08:29:00 PM
...and salutations. *Is a little overwhelmed to be posting on such an AMAZING board*

I have been reading some super spectacular stuff on the Evercrest forum, you guys are insanely amusing (as im sure your most aware) Wanted to take a momento to introduce myself, a simple Elf is I, lover of nature et all, have a weird way with words and a funky sense of humor.

*bows in reverence to all the folk*

And umm well, not a great way to start this out but I suppose I have been rendered momentarily speechless..


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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 06-26-2001 08:31:00 PM
we're not all that great.
There's me.
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 06-26-2001 08:31:00 PM
Azakias hangs the new poster by the toes and releases her rabid demon chickens upon him/her!
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 06-26-2001 08:37:00 PM
HAZE the n00b

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 06-26-2001 08:39:00 PM
*perches on Thistle's shoulder (kinda hard to do while upside-down, but doable), and begins braiding teeny flowers into his/her hair*

La la laaa... oh! Allo! I have a fan. Yay!

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 06-26-2001 08:40:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by mog:
HAZE the n00b

Ya know... sounds like a good idea.

Azakias hazes Mog mercilessly.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-26-2001 08:41:00 PM
Hm, I can't bring myself to haze anyone who recgonizes my greatness.

Shut up, they were too talking about me!

*plugs ears makes nah nah nah I can't hear you noise*

Oh, and Hi, welcome to the boards.

[fixed something]

[ 06-26-2001: Message edited by: ImNotTrent ]

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Thistle
You can love things bow-like, just don't love things bow-like
posted 06-26-2001 08:46:00 PM
Chickens eh? I can handle that. They are smallish in size, and chokeable(erm..)

Wheee hazing done!! *is relieved all they could throw at her are scrawny birds*

Actually I do have a chicken story. but nah no one wants to hear that..right?

*imagery inc...*

Imagine if you will a small cottage on the outskirts of an even small mining town. A family has decided to vacation at this cottage. Chickens reside near this cottage and one member of said family decided to tease the poor beast by picking it up and turning it upsidedown over his head...the chicken puked then promptly died.

The end!!!!

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Addy
posted 06-26-2001 08:46:00 PM
*gives Thistle a hug*

Welcome to the Evercrest boards. =)

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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 06-26-2001 08:48:00 PM
NOONE HAZES THE RANGER!

Understood?!

* Pesco scowls at you, ready to attack! - What would you like your tombstone to say?

Hail.... I am Pesco, the resident UberRanger.

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Thistle
You can love things bow-like, just don't love things bow-like
posted 06-26-2001 08:51:00 PM
*bows before Pesco in much humility and reverence*

I thought everyone loved Rangers!

Make that...

*bows before all and grins in her teethiest grin*

[ 06-26-2001: Message edited by: Thistle ]

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 06-26-2001 08:53:00 PM
i want my tomb stone to say

Mog, he was a duubas whn he ws aliv and he is a dmass wile ded


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Lashanna
noob
posted 06-26-2001 08:55:00 PM
'Allo, I am the local Queen and Representative of the EC Teir'Dal Community...

I need to get my old Sig Pic back...

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 06-26-2001 08:57:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Lashanna:
'Allo, I am the local Queen and Representative of the EC Teir'Dal Community...

I need to get my old Sig Pic back...

How does one become a local queen?

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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 06-26-2001 08:58:00 PM
Greetings, and welcome to INSANITY!

*Insane mad laughter in the background*

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 06-26-2001 08:59:00 PM
by either

A. maring the local king
or
B.being the first daughter of the king hith no sons and have him die

C. Start a revolution and make a new goverment


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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 06-26-2001 09:02:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Pesco:
NOONE HAZES THE RANGER!

Understood?!

* Pesco scowls at you, ready to attack! - What would you like your tombstone to say?


Azakias sniffles and tugs on Pesco's arm.

I was just bored...

Azakias calls off her army of demon chickens and wanders off into a dark corner, using her rogue abilities to be hidden, muttering disconsolably.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 06-26-2001 09:04:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Peachis:
How does one become a local queen?

Wear Drag

Veni, vidi, vici
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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 06-26-2001 09:07:00 PM
ah... hello there, its good to know the population is growing.. and i find one as you to.. be welcomed
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 06-26-2001 09:25:00 PM
ra ra ar boombaya

hi im cadga
im resident moron and im a dark jedi

no wait SITH yeah thats it and i cant float cause someone said i cant...

btw dont try and put elephants in your car... they dont fit

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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 06-26-2001 09:29:00 PM
Hello, salutations and all that other welcoming stuff.

I am Batty, and I am evil. Don't pay attention to what anyone else says. I'm evil, damn it.

To prove my point, I haze you.

Batty hazes the new person-like-Ranger-thing.

I suppose I should run from Pesco now...

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Thistle
You can love things bow-like, just don't love things bow-like
posted 06-26-2001 09:32:00 PM
*bows somewhat clumsily before Cadga*

Aye elephants are generally large in nature, and prehaps their brains are bigger in scale as I have heard they have a formidable memory

Your pic reminds me in a somewhat haunting way of a book I once read and promptly forgot the details of....

"Welcome to the Monkey House" Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 06-26-2001 09:42:00 PM
I would Haze you, but every time I try it, the n00b(thats you) gets offended and/or scared and flees, followed by me geting beaten by everyone else...................
Veni, vidi, vici
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Jaggedpine Mistwalker
Member #4!
posted 06-26-2001 09:43:00 PM
Why hello there!

Oh, and by the way.

I protest.

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Thistle
You can love things bow-like, just don't love things bow-like
posted 06-26-2001 09:48:00 PM
Im somewhat newish to "board" life, but as far as forums isnt hazing all in jest? Methinks it is...

Fire away!!!!

*Ducks, spinning on her heels and bolting to the doorway..hovering...*

And by Tunare what a warm welcome I got here!!! wheeee

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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 06-26-2001 09:52:00 PM
Jagged is just uptight
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 06-26-2001 09:57:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Thistle:
Im somewhat newish to "board" life, but as far as forums isnt hazing all in jest? Methinks it is...


You would think so, I seem to have a problem with the line between "Jest" and "Vicous attack".........

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-26-2001 09:58:00 PM
I will not welcome you
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Jaggedpine Mistwalker
Member #4!
posted 06-26-2001 09:59:00 PM
I still protest.
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Thistle
You can love things bow-like, just don't love things bow-like
posted 06-26-2001 10:00:00 PM
Ah Deli your presense, is that not welcome enough?
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Jaggedpine Mistwalker
Member #4!
posted 06-26-2001 10:00:00 PM
Just be glad he's not going to "Welcome" you
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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 06-26-2001 10:00:00 PM
*whispers into Thistle's ear*just ignore deli..

[ 06-26-2001: Message edited by: Otku ]

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-26-2001 10:02:00 PM
*launches ICNHMs*

Welcome to the Insane Assylum. I'm the warden and I've been incarcerated here as well. Enjoy your stay.

(note: ICNHM == Inter-Continental n00b Hazing Misile. You ain't avoiding them.)

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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Thistle
You can love things bow-like, just don't love things bow-like
posted 06-26-2001 10:03:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Jaggedpine Mistwalker:
Just be glad he's not going to "Welcome" you

Eeep

**************************************
And fhisst, im a tough chickie..

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 06-26-2001 10:04:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Random Insanity Generator:
*launches ICNHMs*

Welcome to the Insane Assylum. I'm the warden and I've been incarcerated here as well. Enjoy your stay.

(note: ICNHM == Inter-Continental n00b Hazing Misile. You ain't avoiding them.)

she will aslong as im protecting her..

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-26-2001 10:07:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Otku:
she will aslong as im protecting her..

I'm torn between making a 'Riiiiiiight' comment and making some wise crack about 'Your Love Hina will never be as strong as my Urotsukidoji'.....

(and I know I spelled that wrong... I can't remember the spelling anymore. )

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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Thistle
You can love things bow-like, just don't love things bow-like
posted 06-26-2001 10:12:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Random Insanity Generator:
'Your Love Hina will never be as strong as my Urotsukidoji'.....

(and I know I spelled that wrong... I can't remember the spelling anymore. )

*Having one of those moments where I can almost get it.....*

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 06-26-2001 10:12:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Random Insanity Generator:
I'm torn between making a 'Riiiiiiight' comment and making some wise crack about 'Your Love Hina will never be as strong as my Urotsukidoji'.....

(and I know I spelled that wrong... I can't remember the spelling anymore. )

ive just been here longer.. s'all

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-26-2001 10:15:00 PM
I'm not arguing that.....

*waits for the misile impacts*

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 06-26-2001 10:17:00 PM
*makes the missle go off course and off into... someplace else with her magical kawaii Sigpic powers(ok maybe not sigpic powers, but been-here-longer powers (i know, corny)).
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