Once again, I present the most UBER of all weapons!!!

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Kennatsu

hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.

posted 06-24-2001 05:08:00 PM

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The Flying Zebra

Sexist

posted 06-24-2001 05:11:00 PM

Wow! my current character can use it!

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Il Buono

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.

posted 06-24-2001 05:16:00 PM

This is a guildmate's, I'm too lazy to make my own.

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"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

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The Last Strider

I will die alone

posted 06-24-2001 05:22:00 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Kennatsu:

If you equipped it, wouldn't you be so encumbered you couldn't move?

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Il Buono

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.

posted 06-24-2001 05:22:00 PM

I think equipping that would kill you.

Demitri points to the negative hp.

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Palador ChibiDragon

Dismembered

posted 06-24-2001 06:53:00 PM

That is the most AWSOME weapon I've ever seen.

Just hand that to a MOB, and it dies when it equips it! Neat! Use a weight reducing bag to carry that sucker, and you're good to go.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.

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Otku

I am no longer an idiot.

posted 06-24-2001 07:58:00 PM

what ever... not working so im not gonna try..

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Ruvie's Alt

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

posted 06-24-2001 08:38:00 PM

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Daniel Gow

The Official "Whasap" Bear

posted 06-24-2001 08:43:00 PM

/YAWN

I still like my itchy shirt...

...and my crappy wooden sword...

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mydriasis

Help! I'm being attacked by wisps!

posted 06-24-2001 09:14:00 PM

I was going to make a Lifegranter. It takes all the time in EQ and gives it back to you. Imagine what you could do with all that time. You could do big stuff, like get a degree or earn a black belt. The best part is you still get to keep all your EQ memories. It's magic like that.

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Kennatsu

hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.

posted 06-25-2001 12:45:00 PM

quote:
Originally posted by ChibiDragon:
That is the most AWSOME weapon I've ever seen.
Just hand that to a MOB, and it dies when it equips it! Neat! Use a weight reducing bag to carry that sucker, and you're good to go.

I knew someone would know how to use it. Let a God equip it during a raid.

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Akin

The Gray Elf

posted 06-25-2001 12:47:00 PM

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Originally posted by Kennatsu:

Wow, the title makes sense, I hope not to get that sword! Not that I play EQ anymore anyways...

Grey elves rock.
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