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Topic: If you were trapped on a deserted island with your pet dog....
Kennatsu
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posted 06-23-2001 11:40:00 PM
And you wanted to survive, knowing a ship could come in any time, and you were starving to death, would you kill your dog for food?

I've already read stories where men would kill each other if it meant survival, but a dog?

Personally, I WOULD eat the dog. Then again I come from a culture where we ate dog to survive...

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 06-23-2001 11:41:00 PM
It's only a dog...

If it was a kitty however.....




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Maradon!
posted 06-23-2001 11:43:00 PM
Honestly? No.

Desert islands are frequented by sea turtles, who hide rather impressive quantities of blood, and are better nutritional value anyway. Did I mention they're nearly defenseless to a cunning human with a jagged shard of coconut?

Eat oh, say one a day, and leave the rest to lay eggs, then eat those once the turtles have left.

[ 06-23-2001: Message edited by: Maradon? ]

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-23-2001 11:44:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by AbbigailSD:
It's only a dog...

If it was a kitty however.....


Aye. My opinion on that as well.

Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 06-23-2001 11:51:00 PM
...My dog would probably eat me. You don't know what my dogs act like. For one, I couldn't even catch them - they run like a cheetah on crystal meth. Secondly, my dogs are the highest jumpers of any creature I have ever seen. They could reach my jugular without effort. Finally, my two dogs are both painful when only acting friendly (their method of saying HI! is to repeatedly jump up and try to remove digits from your hands) and ravenous eaters who will consume anything that even looks remotely like food (they've eaten pinecones before). So it's safe to say I'd not be the one choosing whether or not to eat the other.
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 06-24-2001 12:06:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Maradon?:
Honestly? No.

Desert islands are frequented by sea turtles, who hide rather impressive quantities of blood, and are better nutritional value anyway. Did I mention they're nearly defenseless to a cunning human with a jagged shard of coconut?

Eat oh, say one a day, and leave the rest to lay eggs, then eat those once the turtles have left.

[ 06-23-2001: Message edited by: Maradon? ]



YOU CAN'T EAT THE TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pesco
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posted 06-24-2001 12:13:00 PM
I couldn't eat my dog...

I love my dog She greets me at the door everyday when I get home. I cant eat that cute little walking carpet.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-24-2001 12:16:00 PM
Frankly, I think this post is another excuse for you to talk about your bizaare fascination with eating pets.

I don't think I'd eat my dog. There'd probably be some other way to survive on a desert island. Sea turtles, fruit, coconuts, whatever. If there's no fresh water, then killing and eating your dog wouldn't help either.

In fact, a dog could probably help more than hinder.

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 06-24-2001 12:16:00 PM
Depends. If there was any, ANY other source of food there, even if it was nasty, I wouldn't eat my Molly. She's an incredibly cute fluffball, and I've had her for so long that I can't kill her. however, if there WAS only me and Molly, she'd be dinner. Tho I still wouldn't like to do it. I love my beast.
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LordVladdDracul

posted 06-24-2001 12:26:00 PM
Dog = gritty hamburger meat
Cat = non-edible food

I'd eat the dog...

I plot revenge on you as we speak...

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-24-2001 12:39:00 PM
I couldn't kill an eat *any* animal

I would try to subsist on something else, fruits, nuts, whatever. I just couldn't kill something else.

I'll eat meat, so long as I didn't personally see what it came from, like hamburger, but I'm just not a person that could cold-bloodedly kill something, even for food.


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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-24-2001 01:26:00 AM
Wouldn't eat my dog. He'd help me find food and water. Besides, I'm very fond of my dog, and he's fond of me.

Nope, dog would live as long as I did.

Steven Steve
posted 06-24-2001 01:32:00 AM
Probably not, considering my dog has been dead for a year and a half hwa hwa! Anyway...
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Palador ChibiDragon
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posted 06-24-2001 01:52:00 AM
I don't have a dog right now, but a friend has a dog that I get along with VERY well. Ok, it's a 130lb wolf (about half Red Wolf, half European Wolf, with just a small dab of husky), but it thinks it's a lap sized puppy.

Would I eat it? Never! It loves and trusts me completely, just as I trust it. I would rather die first.

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Kinanik
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posted 06-24-2001 02:20:00 AM
Okay... I have an 8 pount Miniature weenie dog... It isnt worth the calories killing, and could be useful and burrowing for beavers to eat.

On the other hand, I also have a 200 pound dog that could kill a bear if it wasn't lazy...


So, no, I wouldn't

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 06-24-2001 02:53:00 AM
i would pull out my spear and start spear fishing.. then when the cop comes by from no where to see if you have a license, say no, then he will take you to the department, and i would use my one call to get someone to pay bail =P

[ 06-24-2001: Message edited by: Otku ]

BetaTested
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posted 06-24-2001 04:59:00 AM
my dog is a worthless waste of money that will sometimes think that the carpet is outside and loves to tip over the garbage can to spill coffe grounds allover and chew on meat packaging. in other words I would have very little problem eating my dog.....

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Domo Arigato
posted 06-24-2001 06:15:00 AM
I would not eat my dog, so I would probably die.
Peter
Pancake
posted 06-24-2001 07:52:00 AM
if it was a desert isle with little food, I would probaly kill the dog out of pity rather than let it starve to death.

and no I wouldn't eat it, I would bury it, then try to go fish
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 06-24-2001 07:59:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Maradon?:
Honestly? No.

Desert islands are frequented by sea turtles, who hide rather impressive quantities of blood, and are better nutritional value anyway. Did I mention they're nearly defenseless to a cunning human with a jagged shard of coconut?

Eat oh, say one a day, and leave the rest to lay eggs, then eat those once the turtles have left.

[ 06-23-2001: Message edited by: Maradon? ]



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mydriasis
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posted 06-24-2001 09:26:00 AM
Why the heck would I eat my dog? He's the only one on the island that can make a radio and a boat out of coconuts and vine. He's superintelligent like that.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-24-2001 09:41:00 AM
It all depends on which animal is cuter in a side-by-side comparision, the dog or the turtle.

Then I eat the cute one. Mostly because I'm sick of the whole notion that it's okay to save the cute ones and the ugly ones can just go to hell.

That and the cute ones taste better, I bet.

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posted 06-24-2001 09:52:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Otku:
i would pull out my spear and start spear fishing.. then when the cop comes by from no where to see if you have a license, say no, then he will take you to the department, and i would use my one call to get someone to pay bail =P

[ 06-24-2001: Message edited by: Otku ]


LOL!! roflmao...

Ahh, that's good....
/target Otku
/cheer
/clap

weeeeee........


And no, I wouldn't eat my dog...I'd eat at the local McDonalds and when I ran out of cash I'd just apply for the job so I could eat there....much better then eating turtle.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-24-2001 10:07:00 AM
I could not eat my dog--she's my buddy, my pal. I might end up needing to kill her eventually, because her ear gives her problems. She'd be better off out of her misery.
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