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Topic: Funniest EverQuest Moment
Mayor of Townsville
Pancake
posted 06-21-2001 12:43:00 PM
What is your funniest moment on EverQuest?

Mine is when I got the whole zone trying to suck up to Karana to make it stop raining.

I wish I had something funnier to tell

The city of Townsville... is entirely mine!
Steven Steve
posted 06-21-2001 10:13:00 AM
I was diving off of the natural rock diving board in Black Burrow when a n00b saw me. (About level 3 I think... lol.) After I went, he went and I trained all of the razorgills and gnolls on him MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA... anyway.
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 06-21-2001 02:57:00 PM
around level 12... I watched my brother play his paladin... his very first character...
He accidently fell down the tree trap in blackburrow... and he trained around... 30-40 gnolls to the zoneline... he was only saved by his Lay on Hands... and still he hardly made it out alive...
Bane
BANNED
posted 06-21-2001 02:59:00 PM
my enchanter! I bound myself right next to the sisters in Lesser Fay (this was right after the level you get bind!) and i attack them then they killed me respawned tried again and again......
cout << "SCORE!";
Wily Kat to the Rescue!
Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 06-21-2001 03:06:00 PM
saw a level 13 with a surename.. ill post ictures when i can
Keophex
Pancake
posted 06-21-2001 03:08:00 PM
On Tallon Zek, there was this dwarf who was invis, and her partner bound her in the bank, BTW she was kos. She respawns, banker kills her instantly, respawns, dies, respawns....
Bomb the shit out of them, and make them pay for what they did 9/11/01
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 06-21-2001 03:35:00 PM
I lost level 18 nd 17 when I was caught between 2 trains in Unrest and Dagnors
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 06-21-2001 03:52:00 PM
OK, I'm in the Hidden Temple with my SK, a cleric and a rogue. We were killing the 12 or so spawns and for some reason the Avatar of Fear comes out to play! We start to run, and the AoF makes a weird turn and brings the lizzies at the pyramid down... we start to run for the zone.

They 18 or so lizzies in the two rooms outside the temple come on us.

We hit the hallway, lizzies pour from both doors

Now, the funny part was half were aggro'd on me, half were on the rogue who had SoW... as a result I was running BEHIND about 10 lizzies, with the rest behind me and the AoF lord knows where.

So we hit the courtyard and I wonder to myself...
"What happens when the rogue zones?"
*BOOM*
All 12 lizzies on the rogue do an aboutface and start a mosh pit at the zone... I manage to get to the zone with 32 HP left


Well, I med till I get a bit of mana, Gather Shadows myself and go back into the zone...

Turns out someone aggro'd a lizzie by accident, and he ran to the LTR to get out of the way, not knowing he aggro'd it...

Well, apparantly ALL the lizards and the AoF, once the zone was clear decided to track that person down... all 6 of them died horribly...

So about a minute after I zone in I do /who to see who is in the zone...
2 People, a SK feigned 10 feet in front of me and... me. Pretty ig considering there were 34 people in the zone before that.

[ 06-21-2001: Message edited by: Vorago ]

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 06-21-2001 03:59:00 PM
And my other one...

Well, with Kharak (Ogre) I decide o go visit Sol A... never seen it before, I figure
"Hey, could be fun!"

So I strip everything off me and tromp over there...

"Hmmm... stupid tunnel is pretty small, can barely get to the zone...

LOADING... PLEASE WAIT

"Wow... this tunnel is even smaller..."
I take 5 steps in, hit the corner and see like 20 people all over the hallway. It is so small I can't get by. So I trn around to leave and I cant... a Deadeye later reveals an AFK inviz person sitting there.

/shout I need a shrink at the zone bad.. I can't get by anyone, would someone mind helping?

10 min later the only answer I got was "Shutup, you aren't getting a shrink!"... great, looks like I'm going to be here a while...

BIG ASS TRAIN TO THE ZONE

"uh oh"
Now, at this point 20 or so people realze that I can't get by them and they can't get by ME... thus they all begin shouting helpful advice like
"MOVE!"
"MOVVVEE!!!"
"MOVE NOW!"
/shout I CAN'T MOVE! THAT'S WHY I WANTED THE SHRINK!

Well... at this point all the mobs arrived and people realized this was a problem...
People started to die...
and die...
and die...
With about 3 people between me and the train a shaman zones in, sees what is going on, shrinks me and I zone...

Hoo boy, people were pissed, BIG TIME. GM shows up a few min later, must have been a LOT of petitions...

They tell what they think happened, I tell him what actually happened...

He tells me to o into the zone, he sees I was right, they couldn't get by. He tells them it wasn't my fault and that someone should have shrunk me

Man, as much as it had to have sucked for them I couldn't help but laugh afterwards

Motiak
Pancake
posted 06-21-2001 04:29:00 PM

I'll let that speak for itself.

go to Cicinimo's webpage www.artpad.org
"Bear with me while I speak, and after I have spoken, mock on." -Job 21:3
Steven Steve
posted 06-21-2001 04:39:00 PM
Maybe you... dropped your sword?
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 06-21-2001 04:59:00 PM
i was 18, 1 bub from 19 and huning in warrens but i was bount outside the gate so i had to sneak back in, no proplom i have selos right, WRONG i almost lost 17 i died so many times

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Maradon!
posted 06-21-2001 06:18:00 PM
When the head server GM sent a serverwide shout reading "Camp Check!"

Nobody noticed it was him either.

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 06-21-2001 06:19:00 PM
on what server

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 06-21-2001 06:28:00 PM
One time the head GM of Prexus sent a global message...

A Decaying Skeleton has defeated [GM's Name] In a Duel to the Death!

Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 06-21-2001 06:29:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Vorago:
And my other one...

Well, with Kharak (Ogre) I decide o go visit Sol A... never seen it before, I figure
"Hey, could be fun!"

So I strip everything off me and tromp over there...

"Hmmm... stupid tunnel is pretty small, can barely get to the zone...

LOADING... PLEASE WAIT

"Wow... this tunnel is even smaller..."
I take 5 steps in, hit the corner and see like 20 people all over the hallway. It is so small I can't get by. So I trn around to leave and I cant... a Deadeye later reveals an AFK inviz person sitting there.

/shout I need a shrink at the zone bad.. I can't get by anyone, would someone mind helping?

10 min later the only answer I got was "Shutup, you aren't getting a shrink!"... great, looks like I'm going to be here a while...

BIG ASS TRAIN TO THE ZONE

"uh oh"
Now, at this point 20 or so people realze that I can't get by them and they can't get by ME... thus they all begin shouting helpful advice like
"MOVE!"
"MOVVVEE!!!"
"MOVE NOW!"
/shout I CAN'T MOVE! THAT'S WHY I WANTED THE SHRINK!

Well... at this point all the mobs arrived and people realized this was a problem...
People started to die...
and die...
and die...
With about 3 people between me and the train a shaman zones in, sees what is going on, shrinks me and I zone...

Hoo boy, people were pissed, BIG TIME. GM shows up a few min later, must have been a LOT of petitions...

They tell what they think happened, I tell him what actually happened...

He tells me to o into the zone, he sees I was right, they couldn't get by. He tells them it wasn't my fault and that someone should have shrunk me

Man, as much as it had to have sucked for them I couldn't help but laugh afterwards


that was on Prexus right? i either saw that happen or something like that happen

Malbi
posted 06-21-2001 06:36:00 PM
Hmm lets see first day in EQ with my Troll Sk got stuck in wall. Petitioned for GM
threw a rusty battle axe at a merchant in frustration. Merchant is running up and down trying to get to me a friendly dark elf comes by after 15 minutes she levitates me out and next thing I know BAMMM! merchant kills me, and about 30 minutes later the Guide tells me do you still need help?...ROFL
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 06-21-2001 06:39:00 PM
lol dogie thats funny

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 06-21-2001 06:50:00 PM
When I battled the Mechanoid. I made it out alive with roughly 36 HP.

Funny thing was, it was 22 levels higher then me.

[ 06-21-2001: Message edited by: Kagrama ]

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 06-21-2001 07:10:00 PM
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 06-21-2001 07:11:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kagrama:
When I battled the Mechanoid. I made it out alive with roughly 36 HP.

Funny thing was, it was 22 levels higher then me.

[ 06-21-2001: Message edited by: Kagrama ]



lemme gues your a druid


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Doomjudge
Pancake
posted 06-21-2001 09:35:00 PM
bleh..my gm is a stalker, he follows one clan around and when this one cleric dies, he DT's himself right beside her corpse...he also randomly turns people in the guild into female gnomes...hes a funny guy...long live nangwaya!
Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 06-22-2001 12:11:00 PM
On Eci Talbath (a GM) gave a serverwide message saying to petition and tell the Lead GM to give him his corpse back.
*lurk*
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 06-22-2001 12:12:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by mog:

lemme gues your a druid

Warrior.

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Keophex
Pancake
posted 06-22-2001 12:47:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Doomjudge:
bleh..my gm is a stalker, he follows one clan around and when this one cleric dies, he DT's himself right beside her corpse...he also randomly turns people in the guild into female gnomes...hes a funny guy...long live nangwaya!

Soandso shouts, "Level 60 gnome warrior? You don't see those every day!" Nangwaya is cool.

Bomb the shit out of them, and make them pay for what they did 9/11/01
Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 06-22-2001 01:38:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Doomjudge:
bleh..my gm is a stalker, he follows one clan around and when this one cleric dies, he DT's himself right beside her corpse...he also randomly turns people in the guild into female gnomes...hes a funny guy...long live nangwaya!

heh, small world. My dad is a member of that clan. Nangwaya is a fun GM, I remember the serverwide "Meep." Strange to have a single word broadcast server-wide.

[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Chalesm ]

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 06-22-2001 06:50:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Kagrama:
Warrior.

how can a warior kill somthing 22 lv.'s higher


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-22-2001 07:47:00 AM
Veeshan contains rip-offs of ECers.

Mortious - Morteous
Solstyce - Solstice
Toktuk - Tuktuk
Maradon - Madaron

For all I know there could be more.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-22-2001 07:49:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by JooJooFlop:
Veeshan contains rip-offs of ECers.

Mortious - Morteous
Solstyce - Solstice
Toktuk - Tuktuk
Maradon - Madaron

For all I know there could be more.


Bah. Wannabies.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-22-2001 07:54:00 AM
Mort and Tok have those closest rip-offs as they are the same race/class as them.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 06-22-2001 10:08:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Doomjudge:
bleh..my gm is a stalker, he follows one clan around and when this one cleric dies, he DT's himself right beside her corpse...he also randomly turns people in the guild into female gnomes...hes a funny guy...long live nangwaya!

rofl, no comment... I'm guessing Valon, as I saw Nang hanging out with them before they went on a raid on Icewell Keep yesterday... he was flirting with the females at the zoneline, rofl.

Did you see him when he minor illusioned himself to be the pile of doo in West Freeport, enlarged himself, and then killed himself? For a week, there was a big pile of doo that targetted as 'Nangwaya's corpse' in WFP that was big enough for a wood elf to sit and hide in. I know this cause I saw two wood elves playing in it...

And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


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Steven Steve
posted 06-22-2001 10:23:00 AM
Well Mortious IS a cool name...
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 06-22-2001 10:24:00 AM
lol, what server is this?
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-22-2001 10:28:00 AM
Various.

Fennin GM's love to give out Gnome sandwhiches and Beer.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-22-2001 11:00:00 AM
My roommate's guild rezed the head GM of our server back into Fear.... Shiften died in fear for some reason and they used the 29th level *Revive* spell to bring him back in. He accepted, but refused to pay for services rendered....
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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