Go away, you didn't see this post.
Verily, I would like a curse! http://www.tower.org/insult/insult.html
Me: Hullo. Can you tell me where the nearest city is?
Lady: The nearest city is not far, but your soul searching quest is just beginning.
Me: what do you mean?
Lady: Your fate has been sealed. You will cross the bridge to the east, and go to the farthestcity in the opposite direction of the nearest one.
Me: Why?
Lady: Your fate has been sealed. Your destiny awaits you in Halajos.
Me: so the nearest city is to the west?
Lady: yes, but you must head east! Make haste, young one.
Me: I'm already on a quest to the city to the west of here FROM Halajos.
Lady: But there is danger in halajos. You must save it!
*Cantor cuts the lady's head off*
Me: Women! All they do is nag, nag, nag!
Prepare Thineself for a smoteing thouest never forgest?
Does thou Feel Lucky today Punk?