And have some Morrowind erotic fanfiction too :
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Jiub dropped his trousers preparing for the initial pinch. His lover, Ricardo the Mudcrab, raised his barbed mudcrab cock from it's slimy carapace. It's multipronged head thrust into Jiubs tender shit filled fartcave. "Oh you filthy n'wah!" Jiub screamed, biting into a sweet roll he had been rubbing against his rock hard green nipples. "Fill me with your spongey chitin!" Ricardo the mud crab thrust in deeper, pinching Jiub's intestines with his hard dagger like penis. Ricardo then retracted sharply, tearing Jiub's colon out of his anal cavity. "You nasty little thing!" Jiub screamed. In anger he projectile shat all of his blood and feces and spinal fluid and finger nail clippings out of his anus and onto Ricardo's face. Ricardo was killed with the impact and Jiub was granted 1 level increase in unarmored, 1 mudcrab chitin, and 4 gold.It was the best sex he ever had.