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Topic: Cast proposal for the WoW live action movie
Maradon!
posted 02-03-2013 12:46:11 PM
For the horde, I was thinking

Thrall: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Garrosh: Michael Clarke Duncan
Sylvanas: Helena Bonham Carter (obvious)
Baine: CG, voiced by Dikembe Mutombo
Vol'jin: John Leguizamo
Saurfang the elder: Dick Cheney

And for the alliance

Varian Wrynn: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
Jaina Proudmoore: Kat Dennings (w/ nude scene at some point)
Velen: Eddy Izzard (also obvious)
Dwarven Council: Elijah Wood split-screened playing all three characters, Verne Troyer as the wildhammer fact checker
Tyrande: Oprah
Malfurion Stormrage: CG, voiced by Morgan Freeman

Drysart
Pancake
posted 02-03-2013 01:18:23 PM
All the major parts should be played by Eddie Murphy in different fat suits.
Skaw
posted 02-04-2013 03:52:14 AM
quote:
Drysart's fortune cookie read:
All the major parts should be played by Eddie Murphy in different fat suits.

And the rest, just CGI Eddie Murphy-voiced characters.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-04-2013 08:38:21 AM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Maradon!'s junta released this statement:
Garrosh: Michael Clarke Duncan

He dead, son.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 02-04-2013 09:24:01 PM
quote:
Karnajing:
He dead, son.

Oh yeah, I forgot

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-05-2013 09:39:33 AM
On a brighter note, how about Kat Dennings' jugs, eh?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 02-05-2013 07:38:36 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Karnaj booooze lime pole over bench lick:
On a brighter note, how about Kat Dennings' jugs, eh?

I could have watched that superbowl commercial on a loop for three hours and gotten more out of it than the game.

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