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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-13-2012 02:03:05 PM

And now I have to listen to that song again.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 04-24-2012 09:47:41 PM
(Also because of the script)
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-25-2012 06:18:05 AM
Sweaty muscled men in skimpy clothing grinding against each other.

You'd think I'd like it.

But I don't.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-25-2012 01:55:18 PM
quote:
Maradon! got served! Maradon! got served!
(Also because of the script)

Actually, the script said he was supposed to have a long title reign. He then showed up incredibly drunk/high to a PPV that he was supposed to headline. Rather than scrap or do a quick rewrite of the main event, for some reason, he was allowed to go to the ring, where everyone could see that he was so strung out he could barely stand up. The ref, seeing that they couldn't possibly have a match, signaled to the back that there was a legit problem and the match couldn't proceed as written.

Eric Bischoff then came out and announced that the match stipulations were going to change, but really he was telling Jeff Hardy's opponent, Sting, to forcibly pin him as quickly as possible. The match starts, Jeff tries to stumble away from Sting, who grabs him, hits his finisher, and holds him down down for the fastest pin count in recorded history.

It was handled terribly by all parties involved. If you know one of your top guys is in no condition to wrestle, you don't let him wrestle. And, of course, if you're a top guy in a wrestling company, you don't get high before live PPV events.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-25-2012 02:58:50 PM
By the way, what ever happened to the awesome costumes?

Now they all just look like random douchebags I'd bump into on the street.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-25-2012 03:31:32 PM
quote:
Don't feed the Mortious:
By the way, what ever happened to the awesome costumes?

Now they all just look like random douchebags I'd bump into on the street.


Don't blame the eggs for the chickens.

Maradon!
posted 04-26-2012 07:18:34 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Karnaj booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Actually, the script said he was supposed to have a long title reign. He then showed up incredibly drunk/high to a PPV that he was supposed to headline. Rather than scrap or do a quick rewrite of the main event, for some reason, he was allowed to go to the ring, where everyone could see that he was so strung out he could barely stand up. The ref, seeing that they couldn't possibly have a match, signaled to the back that there was a legit problem and the match couldn't proceed as written.

Eric Bischoff then came out and announced that the match stipulations were going to change, but really he was telling Jeff Hardy's opponent, Sting, to forcibly pin him as quickly as possible. The match starts, Jeff tries to stumble away from Sting, who grabs him, hits his finisher, and holds him down down for the fastest pin count in recorded history.

It was handled terribly by all parties involved. If you know one of your top guys is in no condition to wrestle, you don't let him wrestle. And, of course, if you're a top guy in a wrestling company, you don't get high before live PPV events.


Reading this almost made me want to watch wrestling.

Ghost of Forums Past
Pancake
posted 04-28-2012 01:17:48 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about John Romero:
Reading this almost made me want to watch wrestling.

Watching wrestling is a blast with friends where you can talk smack and root for your guy, but boring as hell alone.

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