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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-10-2012 03:14:28 PM
Santorum suspends his campaign.

So, Mitt Romney is the presumptive nominee. Now we can look forward to a 7 month slugfest on a national scale. Whoopee.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-10-2012 03:26:35 PM
That was pretty shitty of Romney to poison his daughter to make him drop out.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-10-2012 06:53:19 PM
I have no idea who any of these people are.

Can any of them give us another hilarious Bush-esque term?

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-11-2012 06:46:39 AM
quote:
Did someone say Mortious:
I have no idea who any of these people are.

Can any of them give us another hilarious Bush-esque term?


If we vote Romney in, we'll invade Iran by 2014.

Mightion Defensor
posted 04-11-2012 01:18:37 PM
Hi, my name is Brian, and I used to consider myself Republican.

I would still call myself Republican, if it weren't for these idiots that crawled out of the woodwork back around 2000, turning "Republican" into a word that seems to mean "Highly partisan, extreme right wing nutjobs who seem to think that after over 220 years, that the separation of church and state isn't working out."

Thank God Santorum dropped out.... wait.

But Romney? You need to stop alienating the voters with that one tiny flaw you have.

That flaw being, you open your mouth to speak to them.

Sheesh. I may just hide behind the couch this November instead of voting.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-11-2012 03:07:40 PM
quote:
Blindy. put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
If we vote Romney in, we'll invade Iran by 2014.

On whose dime? Oh, right, all those poor and elderly people.

Actually, the only way that's remotely possible is if there exists a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate. While there are more Democratic seats contested this term than Republican, general unpalatability of Mitt Romney is going to keep some conservative voters home. And if these races are as tight as they're predicting, or if the primaries are vicious, the Dems could retain most of their seats. They will lose some, surely, perhaps even losing the majority. but I don't think they're going to lose 9.

Romney is rich and unlikeable, and not tremendously conservative. He's the John Kerry of 2012. Finally, this:

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-11-2012 05:20:17 PM
Are you suggesting that we declare war with the full consent of congress before invading sovereign nations?
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-11-2012 05:53:09 PM
quote:
Blindy. had this to say about Robocop:
Are you suggesting that we declare war with the full consent of congress before invading sovereign nations?

Pfft. Hell no. We haven't done that in what, 70 years?

Peter
Pancake
posted 04-11-2012 06:32:29 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mortious!
I have no idea who any of these people are.

Can any of them give us another hilarious Bush-esque term?


Romney went to the Gordon Gekko school of economics and ethics. dunno how funny that would be a a president.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-12-2012 06:38:19 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis + Delphi Aegis = 2Delphi Aegis:
Pfft. Hell no. We haven't done that in what, 70 years?

But a small tax on people that don't have health insurance is what would make our founding fathers roll over in their graves.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-21-2012 01:39:16 PM
I kinda miss Azizza right now.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Maradon!
posted 04-22-2012 01:35:17 PM
Rick Santorum is really a bizarre and unsettling individual.

I never got to meet him, but I've heard through enough trusted second hand accounts that the guy is a zealot true believer to an extent that would make the average cultist blush, and that he genuinely believes that promoting social morality is the highest interest of the State.

He's also dumb, and I'm talking Sarah Palin dumb, and only competent campaign management managed to conceal it.

Mightion Defensor
posted 04-22-2012 03:31:20 PM
I think a Santorum/Bachmann ticket would have been the funniest thing ever... well, besides Trump.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-22-2012 03:31:49 PM
quote:
Maradon! + Maradon! = 2Maradon!:
Rick Santorum is really a bizarre and unsettling individual.

I never got to meet him, but I've heard through enough trusted second hand accounts that the guy is a zealot true believer to an extent that would make the average cultist blush, and that he genuinely believes that promoting social morality is the highest interest of the State.

He's also dumb, and I'm talking Sarah Palin dumb, and only competent campaign management managed to conceal it.


He makes Catholics look bad. I'm so glad he's gone.

Addy
posted 04-23-2012 02:29:44 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Tarquinn was all like:
I kinda miss Azizza right now.

Leonard Addy likes this post.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-23-2012 11:04:45 AM
quote:
Blindy. had this to say about Cuba:
He makes Catholics look bad. I'm so glad he's gone.

I wasn't aware that they need Santorum for that.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-23-2012 03:52:40 PM
You got that right. Whether it's molesting boys in church or fomenting socialist revolutions in South America, he's small potatoes in terms of Catholic image.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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