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Bloodsage

Heart Attack

posted 09-07-2011 06:45:46 PM

Here's how to be ax-murdered with no hassle! This will be second only to a vacation in Aruba with someone you met on the internet in terms of life expectancy.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 09-08-2011 02:28:20 AM

I think I'd rather be murdered on Aruba.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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Random Insanity Generator

Condom Ninja El Supremo

posted 09-09-2011 08:12:23 AM

heh... build an outhouse. Setup dummy Twitter and FB account. ??? Profit!

or at least have a damn good laugh when people show up to use the outhouse.

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Karnaj

Road Warrior Queef

posted 09-09-2011 01:34:43 PM

The possibilities for pranks are limitless! I already know mine: request to use someone's bathroom. When granted, I'll go in and put the following in the bowl:

chili
two Baby Ruths for structure
Raisinettes
corn kernels
red food coloring (applying in streaks throughout the mixture)
an intact fish skeleton

Give it a dab of Liquid Ass for the appropriate odor, then don't flush. Leave the person wondering what the hell combination of food I ate.

EDIT: Alternatively, if I actually had to poo, I'd upper-decker it.

Karnaj fucked around with this message on 09-09-2011 at 01:35 PM.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Beer.

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leckzilla!

Squeak!

posted 09-11-2011 07:01:36 AM

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Random Insanity Generator wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
heh... build an outhouse. Setup dummy Twitter and FB account. ??? Profit!
or at least have a damn good laugh when people show up to use the outhouse.

Honesty box outside? =p

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