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nem-x
posted 04-18-2011 08:49:52 PM
delid has a girlfriend

its true i saw it

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 04-19-2011 10:23:52 AM
And she's pretty hot.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-19-2011 10:38:21 AM
Good for him.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-19-2011 10:58:32 AM
let me know when they start having sex, this is important
Maradon!
posted 04-19-2011 07:22:05 PM
I believe she is a single mom, as well.
nem-x
posted 04-19-2011 08:34:08 PM
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 04-19-2011 11:49:21 PM
Tits or GTFO.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-20-2011 02:48:15 AM
But I don't want to see Delid's mantits.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 04-20-2011 07:40:07 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Tarquinn!
But I don't want to see Delid's mantits.

Haven't we already seen them a few dozen times by now?

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-20-2011 08:52:30 AM
That's why I am scared.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Number 1 Poster
posted 04-23-2011 01:39:59 PM
Thumbs Up!
Number 1 Poster
posted 04-24-2011 10:31:15 AM
nemx puts ketchup on bacon

what the hell

nem-x
posted 04-24-2011 10:34:49 AM
more like i put bacon in ketchup thats how much i use
Number 1 Poster
posted 04-24-2011 10:50:31 AM
You're fucking gross get out

Why don't you put mayonnaise on it while you're at it.

nem-x
posted 04-24-2011 11:08:25 AM
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-24-2011 02:40:19 PM
what a waste of bacon.

just eat ketchup with a spoon you crazy asshole.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-24-2011 08:24:04 PM
A bacon sandwich is nothing without ketchup.

Snack of kings.

Willias
Pancake
posted 04-24-2011 10:17:35 PM
quote:
Thumbs Up! stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:

Why don't you put mayonnaise on it while you're at it.

this doesn't sound half bad really

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 04-25-2011 12:20:33 AM
A restaurant chain here in Oklahoma called Interurban puts honey pepper bacon on many of their menu items.

It's bacon that's thickly covered in a black pepper honey glaze, and it's perhaps the most delicious thing on earth.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-25-2011 07:29:22 AM
quote:
Mortious's opinion of themself must be pretty good:
A bacon sandwich is nothing without ketchup.

Snack of kings.


English people get no say on matters of great culinary importance.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-25-2011 04:25:10 PM
quote:
Blindy. said:
English people get no say on matters of great culinary importance.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-25-2011 04:59:04 PM
Other than, like our poor, misguided neighbors to the north, not having any idea what bacon is, I find English food quite good. I live in a pretty rural area, and there are 3 Michelin-starred restaurants nearby that I can think of off the top o' my cranium. Plus, the beer is good.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-26-2011 08:10:23 AM
English hops are pretty excellent, I must say.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Vallo, the Second Coming
Pancake
posted 04-26-2011 08:40:53 AM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about (_|_):

Tose peas look like tasteless mush.

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-26-2011 08:51:04 AM
quote:
Mortious's ass must be crazy:

Ah, a whole bunch of fried crap and some peas. You've totally proven me wrong.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-26-2011 08:52:06 AM
That's why they're called Mushy Peas.
Vallo, the Second Coming
Pancake
posted 04-26-2011 02:12:16 PM
Peas should not be a pile of mushy garbage like that, they don't even do a good job with nutrition at that point because the extent they've been cooked destroys a lot of vitamins (And it looks likely boiled, meaning much of them are in water and down the drain as well) not to mention the bad taste and texture.

Fried things can definitely be delicious, though, even if I don't personally choose to eat giant plates of fries and fried fish.

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-26-2011 03:18:06 PM
Mushy peas are actually pretty good.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-26-2011 03:32:36 PM
Full of mushy peaness.

EDIT: Well, someone had to say it. Christ.

Karnaj fucked around with this message on 04-26-2011 at 03:33 PM.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 04-27-2011 12:12:19 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Karnaj stammered:
Full of mushy peaness.

EDIT: Well, someone had to say it. Christ.


When I read that, I had Orson Welles' voice in my head.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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