Ahyuk yuk yuk.
I'm actually Parcelan. Or rather, the person behind Karnaj doesn't exist. It's only ever been me.
I created this account a decade ago so that when my novels were published, I could talk them up. I can't believe I was able to keep up this charade for so long. It literally cost me hundreds of the thousands of dollars to hire actors to take pictures, record videos, and even to play host to Tarquinn. Yes, Tarquinn, I'm sorry to say that the kid you met in Berlin and the people who hosted you and you girlfriend were actors, paid by me, all to keep up the illusion.
But it's been worth it. The Karnaj character has consistently heaped praise upon my novels, thus increasing sales and resulting in a bigger payday for me. Now that I'm rich beyond my wildest aspirations, I can finally put this decade-long ruse to rest.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Karnaj had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I should also come clean.I'm actually Parcelan. Or rather, the person behind Karnaj doesn't exist. It's only ever been me.
I created this account a decade ago so that when my novels were published, I could talk them up. I can't believe I was able to keep up this charade for so long. It literally cost me hundreds of the thousands of dollars to hire actors to take pictures, record videos, and even to play host to Tarquinn. Yes, Tarquinn, I'm sorry to say that the kid you met in Berlin and the people who hosted you and you girlfriend were actors, paid by me, all to keep up the illusion.
But it's been worth it. The Karnaj character has consistently heaped praise upon my novels, thus increasing sales and resulting in a bigger payday for me. Now that I'm rich beyond my wildest aspirations, I can finally put this decade-long ruse to rest.
Tell that kid and his actor-wife that we expect them to visit us here in Germany next year.
TIA.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael was listening to Cher while typing:
Isn't that Richmond from the IT Crowd, Zeph? Or is that him in something else? I love that show.
It is, in fact, Richmond. 
"...I'm disabled! LEG disabled!"
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Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I have just recently discovered The IT Crowd and adore it."...I'm disabled! LEG disabled!"
"How did it happen?" "...Acid."
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Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I have just recently discovered The IT Crowd and adore it."...I'm disabled! LEG disabled!"
What season are you on? We found it one day on Netflix and we were hooked from the first episode. There are some scenes in the second and third seasons that Deth and I were laughing over for a good five minutes or more.
Roy just cracks me up in general, especially because I work in IT, but Moss gets some really off the wall good ones in there, too. And I don't know if you've seen it yet, but the episode where Jen starts to smoke again is hilarious with the jokes about the smoker's spot.
My all time favorite is where Moss kisses Roy so they won't get caught by the cops . Lyinar Ka`Bael fucked around with this message on 04-21-2011 at 11:38 PM.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
The anti-piracy ad is my favorite.
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Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
Seen the entire series so far, 1 and 4 on Netflix, 2 and 3 on iTunes.The anti-piracy ad is my favorite.
Yeah I love the ads, like that one and the new emergency number. Weird, but that's a rather catchy tune.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
